Tuesday Thought #3

The Funny Papers

A Trifecta of GOP Asshats ... And How They Think About Women

Y’all remember Arnold Schwarzenegger, right? From the big budget action films, for one; and from his time in office as Governor of California; and, lastly, as the man who cheated on his wife with the maid and had a baby with her.

Oh yeah, and it goes without saying he’s a Republican. I mean, he’s the stereotypical Republican. And even more so because of something he’s just done.

Back in 2003, Schwarzenegger requested the painter of his official portrait include his wife's, Maria Shriver’s, face in the painting.  And the artist obliged, creating a campaign button of sorts on Schwarzenegger’s lapel with Maria’s face on it.

Lovely, no?

Then, after leaving office the story broke of the maid schtupping and of the child he’d fathered with the help and, well, Maria, kicked Arnie to the curb. Oh, he begged for forgiveness; he publicly whined about wanting his wife back; he released this statement:

“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.”

His feelings of sorrow must have abated because Schwarzenegger has decided to re-issue his official portrait to the public, with Shriver’s face erased and replaced by a smudge.

That’s what he thinks of his ex-wife; it’s what the GOP thinks of women.

Okay, Ray Rice. Yeah, he beat his girlfriend in the elevator and lost his job, and the NFL is still trying to spin itself out of this one. But this isn’t about the NFL, but another three letters, GOP, and specifically Todd Kincannon, the chairman of the Simpsonville, South Carolina Election Commission.

Yes. South Carolina.

After the Rice story broke, Kincannon released this Tweet:

Uh huh. But he wasn’t done because, well, he’s a member of the GOP and the GOP thinks very little about women, unless the woman wants to control her own body. See, in Todd Kincannon’s world, Ray Rice is the victim, and ever since the story broke Todd has been on a roll, making light of domestic violence, violence against women, and even his own significant other:

Indeed, while most of us are in shock by what we saw in that video, Todd Kincannon thinks the woman deserved it, and that’s it’s all a big joke. Even his own wife, Ashley, should be grateful that she was thoughtful enough to be thinking of him, lest she get a beat-down, too.

GOP.OMG.

Well, well, well, last week South Carolina’s own Appalachian-Trail-Hiking-Mistress-Schtupping-ex-governor-current-congressman has broken off his engagement to his mistress because … his ex-wife is mean.

Uh huh. Oh, and he announced it on Facebook, changing his status from “Adulterer” to “Single.”

In the long and rambling Facebook post, Sanford complained about his ex-wife making life too hard for him with an acrimonious divorce, and then lists the amounts of money and assets he gave to The Darling Jenny—and, yeah, that’s sarcasm there because she’s no peach—and says she has continually asked for so much more that he had to ditch the mistress that he so loved but had never married:

“Jenny had said at that time was that if she didn’t get those things we would go to court and just have another public spectacle. I found that idea haunting, and so I indeed folded all the cards and that brings us to today. “

And so his five-year-engagement to his thirteen-year-mistress, The Not-So-Darkling Maria Belen Chapur suffered because, well, he cheated on his wife and she was mad:

“No relationship can stand forever this tension of being forced to pick between the one you love and your own son or daughter, and for this reason Belen and I have decided to call off the engagement … Maybe there will be another chapter when waters calm with Jenny, but at this point the environment is not conducive to building anything given no one would want to be caught in the middle of what’s now happening.”

And Marky ends by saying he must rededicate himself to God for answers; yup, a good Christian, and a good Republican, whenever they cheat on their wives and then have to break it off with their mistress, always turns to God because …..

Luckily, most people who are friends with Sanford on Facebook — and that in itself leads to the question WHY??? — aren’t nearly as accepting of his sad, sob story about mean Jenny; here are just two of the best:

It just proves, again, and how many times do the people of South Carolina need to be kicked in the teeth by Mark Sanford, that he cares most about his own personal life and less about the duties of the job to which he was elected.

But hey, South Carolina Republicans, you voted him back into public office. How you feeling about that now?

Schwarzenegger

Kincannon
Sanford

South Carolina, Where [Once Again] It's Not The Heat, It's The Stupidity

So, the people of South Carolina, actually the people of South Carolina’s 1^st Congressional District, decided that Mark Sanford was the best candidate to represent them.

Really?

Was it Mark Sanford, or was it the fact that there was an ‘R’ by his name and that supersedes the ‘D’ next to Elizabeth Colbert Busch’s name? And, if so, I guess the ‘R’ stands for Really? Or Ridiculous, or even Reprehensible.

See, we all know who Mark Sanford is, and what Mark Sanford does. He lies. He lied while Governor, to the people, for whom, he worked, and to his staff, and to his wife and children. But apparently that makes no difference to the people in the 1^st Congressional District because there’s an ‘R’ beside his name, and that’s all that really matters.

As Governor, Sanford opposed the faith-based license plates the state lawmakers wanted, and he allowed the law to pass without his signature, saying, "It is my personal view that the largest proclamation of one's faith ought to be in how one lives his life." Then he cheated on his wife, and stole money from the people of South Carolina.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

As Governor, Sanford paid more than $74,000 in fines to resolve dozens of charges that he violated state ethics laws with his campaign spending and travel, including a taxpayer-funded rendezvous with his Argentine mistress.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

As Governor, Sanford faced 37 civil charges—which could have become criminal charges, though that case was dropped.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

As Governor, Sanford left office without anyone—his staff or the Lt. Governor’s knowledge—including the infamous five days when he said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail while he was actually in Argentina having an extra-marital affair.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

As Governor, Sanford bought first- and business-class airline tickets for his travels, which violated a state law requiring lowest-cost travel.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

As Governor, Sanford improperly using state-owned aircraft for travel to political and personal events, including a stop at a discount hair salon; and improperly reimbursing himself with campaign cash, including $3,000 in campaign contributions which he used to attend a Republican Governors Association meeting in Miami and to also pay for a hunting trip in Ireland several days later.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

As Governor, Sanford approved the personal use of state-owned aircraft for trips such as the birthday party of a campaign contributor in Aiken.

And the people in the 1^st Congressional District elected him to office knowing this.

So, the people of that district have decided that a man, who misappropriates state funds for his own personal use, while calling himself a fiscal conservative, is the best person for the job. Those same people think the best man to represent them is a man who disappears from his job without a word; they believe that a man, who says he’s in one place, while he’s in another cheating on his wife, has the kind of moral character they think South Carolina deserves. They think a man who trespassed on private property because he wanted to do so, if their best bet.

Well, people of South Carolina’s 1^st Congressional District, you got him--even after his own party disowned him--and I don’t want to hear a word more from you when he lies and cheats and steals from you, because you knew that going in but couldn’t stop yourself from choosing the ‘R’.

Really Ridiculous.

Random Musings

So, Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon decided to renew their wedding vows; apparently they have done so each of the five years that they've been married, a la Seal and Heidi Klum--and we know how that worked out.

Still, it's kind of sweet, you know, reaffirming your love and commitment, but ...

And you just knew there had to be a but.

Carey and Cannon renewed their vows at Disneyland in California, and had the entire park shut down for their ceremony. Then they invited "journalists", like Entertainment Tonight host Nancy O'Dell, and sold pictures to the magazines of Carey dressed like a princess, Cannon dolled up like Prince Charming, and their two kids in storybook costumes.

So, the question is, is this love or self-promotion? Or, as the cynic in me wonders, is it an attempt to say 'Look at us, we're so in love' when they actually might not be?

Asking for a friend.

Remember when Right Said Fred was 'too sexy for his shirt'? Yeah, well he's got nothing on one Omar Borkan Al Gala. He's too sexy for Saudi Arabia and has been deported for being too hot.

You read that right ... deported for hotness.

It seems that Saudi Arabia was a'scurred of what Omar might do to their women-folk--and perhaps some of their men-folk--and so they ALLEGEDLY had the man kicked out of their country and sent back to Abu Dhabi. 

I have tried to find Omar because I think he's just sexy enough for Smallville.

While we're on the topic of hot men ...

One Life To Life and Desperate Housewives hunk, Tuc Watkins, has officially, and publicly, come out as gay. Though he never hid the fact, he also never spoke of his personal life. Still, the pingpingping of the Gaydar was right this time.

Life imitates art, and vice-versa. When Watkins joined Desperate Housewives as Bob Hunter, one-half of a gay couple--with Kevin Rahm--their storyline included one about adopting a baby.

The plotline hit close to home, because Watkins was going through the same thing--albeit as a single dad--in his real life. He recently welcomed twin sons, Catchen and Curtis, via surrogate.

He said, of being gay and being a father:

"A lot of people at some point in their lives think, 'Am I going to be a parent? Do I want to be a parent?' And when I was young, I knew three things: I knew I was gay, I knew one day I was gonna be a dad, and I knew that Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was going to be the best movie of all time. So far, I've been right about all three."

Hot Funny Gay Daddy.

Congratulations on both events!

On the Broadway front, I smell a bomb of epic proportions. Or, a big smash if craptastic gets butts in seats.

See, ahem, Rocky is going to be a Broadway musical.

This production--which recently premiered in Germany--brings together Tony Award-winning writer Thomas Meehan--The Producers and Hairspray--with composer Stephen Flaherty and lyricist Lynn Ahrens--Ragtime--director Alex Timbers--Here Lies Love and the musical-play hybrid Peter and the Starcatcher--with fight choreography by Steven Hoggett--Once--and dance choreography by Kelly Devine--Rock of Ages. That's quite the list of talented folks working on the musical, but I keep thinking one of the big numbers has to be Yo, Adrian and I get a little queasy.

For his part, Sylvester Stallone, who penned the original Rocky and plied him through four sequels, says, “I couldn’t be more proud or more excited about this production and how my original story of Rocky Balboa has been brought to spectacular life onstage.”

Yo, Adrian.

And speaking of Broadway, the four child actresses who rotate in the title role of the Broadway musical Matilda will not be eligible for a joint Tony Award nomination for best actress in a musical this spring.

The decision is noteworthy because it sets aside a precedent that allowed the three teenage boys sharing the lead role in Billy Elliot to be eligible for a joint best actor nomination; and the three did win the Tony.

The producers of Matilda had sought joint eligibility for the four girls--Sophia Gennusa, Oona Laurence, Bailey Ryon and Milly Shapiro--but, instead of granting the request, the Tony committee announced that the actresses would receive a special award, a Tony Honors for Excellence in the Theater, “to recognize their outstanding performances this season.” 

It's a shame that the girls couldn't get the same treatment as the boys.

I think we're going to see The Great Gatsby this weekend. I think it looks amazing, though, for the life of me, why they have a 3D version is beyond me.

But, it's directed by Baz Luhrman, who directed Moulin Rouge so I imagine it will have that same sense of flash.

Speaking of Baz, I have had a wee crush on him since the first time I laid eyes on him and it keeps going and going and going .... The gray hair, that accent.
I am a sucker for a man with an accent.

Texas Governor, and Not Gay, Rick Perry, got his granny pants ion a twist last week when the Sacramento Bee ran a cartoon that showed Perry boasting about booming business in Texas in one frame, than showing an explosion in the next.

The cartoon ran a week after a fertilizer plant explosion killed 14 people in a Texas town and Miss Ricky says she wants an apology from the newspaper on behalf of the town:

"While I will always welcome healthy policy debate, I won't stand for someone mocking the tragic deaths of my fellow Texans and our fellow Americans. Additionally, publishing this on the very day our state and nation paused to honor and mourn those who died only compounds the pain and suffering of the many Texans who lost family and friends in this disaster."

The Bee's editorial page editor, Stuart Leavenworth, responded that the artist, Jack Ohman, "made a strong statement about Gov. Rick Perry's disregard for worker safety, and his attempts to market Texas a place where industries can thrive with few regulations. … It is unfortunate that Gov. Perry, and some on the blogosphere, have attempted to interpret the cartoon as being disrespectful for the victims of this tragedy. As Ohman has made clear on his blog, he has complete empathy for the victims and people living by the plant. … What [Ohman] finds offensive is a governor who would gamble with the lives of families by not pushing for the strongest safety regulations. Perry's letter is an attempt to distract people from that message."

What Ohman showed was not disrespectful to those who died, what he showed was that, if not for Perry’s political dealing, with low taxes and no regulation—the plant that exploded had not been inspected in seven years—this might not have happened.

And he’s right. Miss Ricky should be ashamed of herself.

Miss Ricky is such an asshat. A Texas-sized asshat.

Sometimes I love South Carolina.

We live in "Smallville" which is about forty miles--as the crow flies--from Columbia, the state capital. And this week, in Columbia, a new billboard went up that is causing a stir and some giggles.

The controversial new billboard, by AshleyMadison.com--a dating site, designed for people already in relationships who want to have affairs--features our very own Appalachian Trail Hiking ex-Governor, and current candidate for the House of Representatives, Mark Sanford.

It says "Next Time Use AshleyMadison.com To Find Your Running Mate."

Again, sometimes I love South Carolina.

I didn't watch the Amanda Knox interview on ABC though I saw bits and pieces as it was promo'd to death. And, I didn't really follow the story too closely as her murder trial went down in Italy, so, well, to be honest, I may be wrong but ....

She doesn't seem to have any emotion about the murders--whether she's guilty of them or not. In fact, she seems aloof and detached and, well, not quite truthful.

Just sayin.

Speaking of TV interviews, the other night Piers Morgan interviewed Jason Collins' ex-girlfriend of eight years Carolyn Moos about her reaction to the news that he is gay.

She said: "He actually called this past weekend and we spoke a couple of times on Monday, so it's really fresh in my mind. It's going to be a process, absolutely, and it just takes a lot of perspective, and a lot of understanding, and a lot of open conversation."

Then Morgan asked, "Did he apologize to you?"

Moos replied, "I think he's in the process of taking ownership of the here and now which is actually coming out. That can be very – I assume – overwhelming."

Urn, again, I may be wrong, but why does he need to apologize to her because he's gay? Is it because he kept that secret from her? Perhaps not, because maybe he wasn't ready to face the fact that he was gay and thought being in an opposite-sex relationship would be the thing to do.

Perhaps he thought he was bisexual, and interested in Moos at the time.

And perhaps he was interested in her, but was still working through his own ‘stuff' and didn't know what to say and do.

But he doesn’t owe her an apology the same way a man who dates a woman for eight years, breaks it off and then marries another woman doesn't owe the first woman an apology.

By asking if he apologized, Morgan is playing up some notion that Collins lied, and tricked, Moos into being in a relationship.,

Last I checked she's a grown-assed woman and she made the choice to be there.

Apologize? Never.

Speaking of Jason Collins....TWEET OF THE WEEK:

Mark Sanford Is Truly Ridiculous

In the interests of openness and honesty let me say that, while I love-love-love the title of this post, it’s actually the exact title of an article from the Washington Post that details the complete and utter delusions of South Carolina’s globe-trotting, trail-hiking, booty-calling ex-governor,. Marky Mark Sanford.

A little history:

• Sanford called himself a fiscal conservative then billed the state of South Carolina for first class airline tickets—some used to fly him to the afore-mentioned booty calls—for his travel arrangements.
• Sanford disappeared from the state, advising his staff to tell his employers, AKA the people of South Carolina, that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, when he was later5 discovered to have flown to South America for a conjugal visit with his mistress.
• Sanford, in his divorce decree  from his wife, Jenny, who didn’t take kindly to his booty-calling adventures, was ordered to stay away from Jenny Sanford’s home, but then was discovered walking in the house, using his phone as a flashlight. His excuse was that he wanted to watch football with his son, but then why was he walking around in the dark? And where was the mistress-soul mate? Sanford will answer charges of trespassing next month.

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But the latest height of stupidity, of arrogance, of delusional asshattery on Marky Mark is the full-page ad he recently took out in the Charleston Post and Courier newspaper. The ad, which came out last week on the heels of the Boston Marathon bombings, where four people died and nearly two-hundred were injured, and just after the explosion of a Texas fertilizer plant that killed thirteen people and injured hundreds more, told the people of South Carolina what a bad week “he’d” had. You know, because of the trespassing charge and all. What a bad week for a truly ridiculous man who apparently has no empathy for the people of Boston or the people of West, Texas.

Sanford explains that he broke the law, and violated a divorce decree “because, as a father, I didn’t think [his 14-year-old son] should sit alone and watch [the Super Bowl].” He then explains that there “are always two sides to every story, and time will tell as to whether I made the right call in that instance as a father.”

You didn’t, Marky, as usual you did what was the best thing for you and basically, once again, gave a big F-U to everyone else.

Now, it would be lovely for a father to want to spend time with his sons, and nice that he acknowledges that, but this is the same father who skipped out on celebrating Father’s Day with his boys back in 2009 because he went to Buenos Aires to schtup the mistress. This is the same father who thought it appropriate to introduce his sons to his mistress, now fiancée, Maria Belen Chapur, for the very first time on-stage in front of an entire audience at the runoff election victory party earlier this month.

Yes, he’s been, um, “dating” this woman for years, left his wife for this woman a few years ago, but didn’t introduce his sons to her until three weeks ago at an election event. Perhaps it was best he missed Father’s Day because he has no idea what that even means.

But, back to his full-page, Feel-sorry-for-me-I’ve-had-a-bad week ad, Sanford whined about what’s happened to him—like the fact that the National Republican Congressional Committee has publicly come out and said they no longer support him—and beg for money: “I’d like to take all I have learned and apply it to fixing things, but I’m outgunned, outmanned, and outspent by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee [DCCC] and Nancy Pelosi’s PAC.”

Truly ridiculous, that man is, but what might be more truly ridiculous is the fact that he might win the election if the people of South Carolina don’t remember that while he was f**king his mistress, he was also f**king the state.

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Mark Sanford: Liar, Cheater, Adulterer, and Now, Trespasser

He’s at it again. Mark Sanford, the disgraced booty-calling, trail-hiking former governor of South Carolina, is on the trail again. Only this time it’s called trespassing, and this time it’s on the property of his ex-wife, the lovely [insert sarcasm here] Jenny Sanford.

See, the Sanford’s—once the golden couple of the state until; Mark began screwing other women and the people of South Carolina at the same time—each have a clause in their divorce settlements saying that neither may enter the other’s home without permission.

But Mark, as happens with ego-maniacal adulterers who think they’re above the law, apparently has taken to making a habit of entering his former Mrs.—not to be confused with former mistresses—home, and on February 3, Jenny confronted him inside her house.

Creepy, no?

A complaint was filed the next day, and Mark Sanford will be required to appear in court on May 9, two days after the election that he hopes will return him to public office. 

Jenny Sanford said her former husband was using his cellphone as a flashlight as he left. The couple's divorce settlement says neither may enter the other's home without permission. The complaint filed by Jenny’s lawyer, Deena Smith McRackan, states that Mark Sanford has “entered into a pattern of entering onto plaintiff’s property. Plaintiff has informed defendant on a number of occasions that this behavior is in violation of the court’s order and has demanded that it not occur again.”

Again, he’s made a habit of illegally trespassing on another person’s property. Creepy, yes; and illegal. And he wants to get back into office in this state.

Jenny, of course, taking the holier-than-thou high road has declined to comment, except to say “We have had a number of matters (in their divorce), and we have to deal with them in private.”

When asked about those other issues, Jenny Sanford again declined to comment and then said, “Direct those questions to my ex-husband.”

Still not commenting, she continued: “I am doing my best not to get in the way of his race. I want him to sink or swim on his own. For the sake of my children I’m trying my best not to get in the way, but he makes things difficult for me when he does things like trespassing.”

So much for not getting in the way and not commenting, eh?

Mark Sanford's spokesman literally had no comment.

Here’s the deal South Carolina, this man lied and cheated, both on his wife, and on this state, and the slithered away into the murk from whence he came until the last six months or so when he figured y’all were too stupid to remember what a conniving lying asshatted man he is, and the he runs for office in a Congressional primary. And you voted for him!

And now we find out that he is the same man he was when he was governor, doing what he wants, taking his little personal hikes when he wants, and thinking he’s above the law.

We don’t need the likes of Mark Sanford back in office in this state, so if the people of the 1^st Congressional district think he’s the best man for the job, when you know his history, then vote for him.

But don’t complain when he starts cheating on you, too.

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Random Musings

Inch by inch, step by step, slowly they turned....

The city council of Boise, Idaho has unanimously approved sweeping protections for LGBT residents. Starting in January 2013, no one in Boise can be discriminated against for their job, housing, or at local businesses because of their sexual orientation. There are exceptions made in the law for some private organizations, and religious institutions.

The passing of the ordinance brought a standing ovation from the packed auditorium of supporters in the audience and activists say they are now working towards a statewide bill.
That may be an uphill climb as state lawmakers have continued to vote for discrimination and against LGBT protections.

Oh dear....

The Hollywood casting machine is at it again.

First we had Lohan as Liz Taylor and now this: 

Carrie Underwood will be playing Maria in NBC's live broadcast of The Sound of Music.

Carrie.Underwood.

Now, don't get me wrong, I like some Carrie every now and again, but if you want someone to play the role of Maria--made famous and indelible by Julie Andrews for goddess; sake--couldn't there have been a better choice?

Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, who produce Smash, and NBC, released a statement:

"Speaking for everyone at NBC, we couldn't be happier to have the gifted Carrie Underwood take up the mantle of the great Maria von Trapp. She was an iconic woman who will now be played by an iconic artist.”

All I could think was "Jesus Take The Wheel."
All I could think was "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" sung to the tune of "Before He Cheats".

I don't watch Person of Interest; I just never got into it....or, I’ve never even heard of it. But I love the idea that those wacky One Million Moms [OMM] are super-peeved that a lesbian couple ::::gasp:::: is on the show.

Dr. McDreamy say what?

In a letter to Joe.My.God. Monica Coles, of the OMM, says:

"Dear Joe, One Million Moms is disappointed that CBS and Warner Brothers turned Person of Interest into a politically correct machine. In mid-November, an episode aired that went way too far in an attempt to normalize homosexuality when creator and producer, J.J. Abrams, decided to introduce a married lesbian couple. Viewers find out the female heart surgeon's spouse is actually another woman. They treated this immoral relationship just like any other married couple. Clearly this is a way of promoting the homosexual agenda by making it appear absolutely normal. TAKE ACTION: Let them know that they do not need to follow the trend in normalizing homosexuality, or they will lose a majority of their viewers that tuned in for clean entertainment that did not push any certain agenda."

Normal? Lesbian marriages are normal? What's next? Same-sex marriage in Washington, Maryland and Maine?

Uh huh.

To paraphrase a show that, when it started was cute, then faded into boring, and now seems to have found a niche, it's The New Normal.

I am not a fan of Beyoncé.

There. I said it. 
I mean, I understand her popularity, but it isn't exactly my cup of tea, but this latest news just reinforces my opinion of Missus Z.

See, Beyoncé decided to make her directorial debut when filming a documentary about her favorite topic for HBO.

Beyoncé directs Beyoncé in the Beyoncé Story.

And, apparently, a team of tiny men follow her around holding her big head atop her shoulders and working her wind machine.

And speaking of big heads, Mister Beyoncé, Jay Z, was giving a concert in Brooklyn recently, and decided to prove he is just regular people by taking the subway to the concert.

With his entourage and a film crew.

Yeah, those two are regular people.

Okay, why does this sound familiar?

It seems that a mysterious trip out of state has caused Arizona Governor Jan Brewer to shirk her duties to certify election ballots, and nobody knows where she is.

Uh oh. Shades of former South Carolina Governor and adulterer, Mark Sanford's mysterious hiking the Appalachian Trail trip that was really a booty call to Rio.

Brewer spokesman Matthew Benson said that Brewer was unavailable to participate in the general election canvass last week because she was out of the state on official business, and "That is all I can disclose at this time."

He later reiterated that during a brief phone interview saying he could not respond to several questions about Brewer's whereabouts. The governor would be gone Sunday morning to Saturday afternoon.

Hiking, perhaps?

Or maybe just getting some education. See, before she disappeared, Brewer was asked about global warming being the result of mankind's pollution of the planet and she muttered something about weather being caused by changes in the weather.

So, I'm hoping she's out getting an education, because she really needs it.

This is from JMG who got it from BosGuy.

I think it's high-larious, though I'd never need it ..........

I have hardwood floors.

If you get my meaning.

I hate to judge .....
Hold on, giggle break.
.... but, sometimes I think if celebrities are gonna go all Botox-y and Hair Club For Men, they should just go away and stay away so we can remember them as they were.
I mean, ONJ's face is pulled tighter than Star Jones in, well, anything, and Groper Travolta's toupee looks like an old-timey football helmet.
It's.Enough.