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Recently, when a Kid Rock show ran late and was subsequently canceled
due to extreme weather, his fans, or is it ‘fan,’ lost their, or his or her, minds, and demanded
Kid Rock perform for them. When it became clear Kid Rock wouldn’t, they trashed
the venue. My Thought: I’d have trashed the place while he was performing
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lynn Affleck—imagine the day, coming soon I might think, that
she has to change that name—are My Thought: Being Mr. JLo must be exhausting. |
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Gwyneth Paltrow has been saying for years she doesn’t really miss
acting—her last acting job was 2019’s The Politician—and
because she thinks anyone cares, or misses a Paltrow Performance, she went on Sunday TODAY to remind Willie
Geist, and anyone watching, that she still doesn’t miss the business “at
all.” My Thought: She’s trying to remind people she’s an actress so
some producer will hire her, while the world, and all of Hollywood think,
‘Yeah, we don’t miss you either.’ |
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Pat Benatar says she’s done performing Hit Me With
Your Best Shot during her shows as her “small contribution to
protesting” against gun violence. And while she says her fans are not happy with
the decision, she’s doing it out of “deference to the victims of the
families of these mass shootings.” Pat tells the fans who are pissed off about this to
listen to the song at home, dammit. My Thought: Maybe we should get Britney to stop singing [Hit
Me] Baby One More Time. I mean, not because of any violent undertone, but
because Britney can’t sing. |
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Demi Moore has announced that she will never, ever again
let a movie hairstylist take a pair of scissors to her hair for a role in a
film. She says if the role requires short hair, get her a damned wig. My Thought: Demi Moore is still acting? I thought show biz
cut her off like they did Paltrow. And if she doesn’t want her hair going under
the knife why does she keep letting surgeons do it to her face. |
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I guess the newest thing among the self-entitled is to use a
private jet to get around town. Kylie Jenner—and this isn’t saying much, but
she’s The Dumb One™ in That Family™—does it, and now so does Drake. He has been
using his private jet to take a
fourteen-minute trip from Toronto to Hamilton, Ontario Canada which costs some $3,000
in fuel and releases 4 tons of CO2 emissions into the air as opposed to making the drive which is about an hour. My Thought: Sentence Drake and Kylie to work TSA at
Chicago’s O’Hare Airport as punishment. |
