| I’m sorry, but I don’t like ‘like,’ and I really don’t like people who use ‘like’ all the time. So, when I read a piece Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow shaded some of their costars about the way they kiss onscreen, while I at first thought it might be fun, I didn’t like it much at all. Like, you know? Kate Hudson:
“Honestly, I feel like I kind of haven’t had the best kissers. I feel like I should have had better ones.” That’s not so bad, but then Hudson goes on about kissing Matthew McConaughey:
“Every time I kiss McConaughey, I mean, it’s like there’s just something happening and there’s like snot or wind. Like when we were kissing, like, in the end of Fool’s Gold, we’re like in the ocean, we had the plane crash, he just had like snot all over his face.” Then Paltrow talked about how kissing Robert Downey Jr. was akin to kissing a sibling:
“With Robert, like, when I kissed him, I was like, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me. This is literally like kissing my brother.’” It’s a good like thing these two like actresses like have people like write their like dialogue like for them, because without like screenwriters, they like come off like a couple of like dumb girls. photo |