Snarky Thoughts

Over the weekend Jennifer Lynn Lopez Noa Judd Anthony became Jennifer Lynn Lopez Noa Judd Anthony Affleck. In between marriages she also dated Diddy, Cris Judd, Casper Smart, Drake, and Alex Rodriguez.

My Thought: how long before this current “love of her life” fizzles.

Khloé Kardashian who began dating Tristan Thompson while his current girlfriend was pregnant,, and then had a aby of her own with him, while he cheated on her repeatedly, is having another child with him via surrogate so her daughter will have a sibling with the same father who is also fathering children everywhere else on the planet.

My Thought: not the best example to show your daughter or your, possible, son.

One of Hollywood’s Hot Chris’s, Chris Evans, who has no issue with onscreen nudity, says he is “laser-focused on finding a partner.”       

My Thought: I’m right here, Chris, and Carlos has given me a Hall Pass.

Cardi B and Offset’s daughter, Kulture, recently celebrated her 4^th birthday and, as most parents know, they gifted their child with the traditional Fourth Birthday Gift: $50,000

My Thought: cuz nothing says Mommy and Daddy love you like a basket of cash.

Jen Shah, of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, who was charged with defrauding elderly people last year and spent the season on the show screaming and crying about her innocence, even going so far as to create and sell “Not Guilty” and “Free Jen Shah” merch, has changed her mind and pleaded guilty in federal court. She faces 11 to 14 years behind bars and must pay $9.5 million in restitution.

My Thought: you’re a criminal, and you know it, so maybe don’t take a job on a reality show where you flaunt your “wealth.”

I Didn't Say It

Chris Evans, actor and hunk and LGBTQ+ ally, who voices the main character in Pixar’s animated movie Lightyear, on people reacting negatively to a gay couple in the film:

“The real truth is those people are idiots. Every time there’s been social advancement as we wake up, the American story, the human story is one of constant social awakening and growth and that’s what makes us good. It’s incredible, and a real hats off to Disney and Pixar for having that kiss be a part of this story. The kiss is a greeting and a gesture of love that is tender. It does establish who they are as people, but it is not the singular identifier for who either of them are. Seeing a loving gay couple in a meaningful way is important for everybody. There’s always going to be people who are afraid and unaware and trying to hold on to what was before, but those people die off like dinosaurs. I think the goal is to pay them no mind, march forward and embrace the growth that makes us human.”

While I agree in part about ignoring them and moving on as they, hopefully, die off, some of these bigots are in office and seeing things like a simple same-sex kiss as grooming of children and then use that as a weapon against the whole community.

We need to speak up, loudly, and we need to have our allies speak up even louder.

Case in point: Lightyear was banned in the United Arab Emirates because it depicts homosexuality, and Disney has been unable to secure permission to show it in 13 other Middle Eastern and Asian countries, including Saudi Arabia.

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Ron DeSantis, Florida’s fascist GOP governor, and now apparent dumbest man on Earth, responding to Elon Musk’s Tweet that he was leaning toward supporting DeSantis for president in 2024:

“I’m focused on 2022, but with Elon Musk, what I would say is, I welcome support from African Americans, what can I say?”

Musk is white and from Pretoria, South Africa.

DeSantis is white and a dumbfuck from Florida.

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Candace Owens, conservative wingnut, on Pride:

“I have been covering the wonderful month of Pride, for which I feel no pride for at all. I think it should be called shame month. It’s absolute debauchery. You’re seeing right now that adults are getting behind this narrative so they can have a woke t-shirt on and say, ‘I love my children. I allowed my child to pick their gender and pick their species.’ And they feel proud of themselves because they can go and they can say this on Facebook that they are wonderful, accepting, and loving adults. When, in reality, they are underqualified to have children. They should have their children taken away from them because it’s child abuse.”

Yes, Candace believes people can choose their gender or even choose their species, but the only thing Candace Owens chose was to be an ignorant, hate-filled, delusional, homophobic bigot.

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Dave Rubin, homocon podcaster, on the backlash he received after announcing that he and his husband are expecting two children via surrogate later this year:

“There’s a lot of mean people and trolls and clickbait people and all of that stuff. 99% of what I got, especially from the public people that I’m associated with. So are there gonna be some traditional religious conservatives that are not happy with same-sex marriage and same-sex couples having kids? Of course, there are, I believe in religious liberty. And, as long as your beliefs don’t impede on my life and my ability to have a family and all of that stuff, then I still think we can live in the same country. And I would hope that they can too. You’re allowed to believe what you want.”

Does anyone else find it odd that Dave Rubin is the same guy who recently said that Karine Jean-Pierre got her job as White Press Secretary because she’s a “Black lesbo” is whining that people are saying mean things about he and his husband having kids.

Look in the mirror, Dave, the hateful things are in you, too.

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Dwyane Wade, on why he fights for his trans daughter Zaya:

“Just being a father and seeing our child grow up every day, and doing what you are supposed to do as a parent [which is] is to make sure that you sit back and see what it is in life that they want to do and try to go there with them, and try to help them … and believe them when they tell us who they are. The moment when you were in the hospital and you grabbed your daughter and you looked at your daughter, all the emotions that went through your mind and how much love filled your heart at that moment. Don’t let that ever leave you—no matter what. The one thing we do as parents is: We find our mini-mes and we try to make them just like us, but our kids are going to be who they are.”

Believe your children, your friends, your co-workers, your family,  when they tell you who they are.

It really is that simple.

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Bobservations

Yesterday I was discussing the Chris Evans accident dick pic that blew up the internet this week … of course, this was after a several minute discussion where I had to explain to Carlos who Chris Evans is, because the man knows nothing from pop culture.

But after that, with Carlos up to speed, I told him that Evans had finally responded to the picture with a new Tweet that said:

“Now that I have your attention … VOTE Nov 3^rd!!!”

And Carlos had the best response when he said:

“Just don’t vote for the dickhead.”

Every so often he gets a good one off.

Tuxedo thinks maybe it’s time to put women un charge and end this misogynistic bull shiz. But then, he’s just a cat …

Maybe if Bob Woodward had said something about _____’s decision to downplay the virus, some people might not have gotten sick … like the thousands who attended any of _____’s six indoor rallies after he acknowledged on those tapes that the virus was lethal and airborne.

But _____ knew, and still held a series of rallies to boost his ego, so, yeah, that’s on him. And so is this …

At his last rally in Nevada, where a crowd of over a thousand was mostly mask-less, _____was asked about the lack of masks. He told the reporter he was more worried about her because she was awfully close to him. And when she reiterated that she was talking about the rally crowd, he replied that he was kept far away from them.

See, he doesn’t care about ‘them,’ even if they attend his rally, he was only concerned about himself.

That should tell you all you need to know!

Meanwhile, back at Chris Evans dick … his brother, Scott Evan, a hot gay cutie, reacted to the brouhaha over the photo by tweeting”

“Was off social media for the day yesterday. So. What’d I miss?”

You missed a dick, but they’re everywhere so ….

This week ______ participated in a town hall, hosted by ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos and the subject of masks came up. _____ says he often wears them—in hospitals or other places—and then blamed Joe Biden and the Democrats for not instituting a mask- mandate:

“They said at the Democrat Convention…they’re going to do a national mandate, they never did it, because they’re checked out, they never did it.”

His idiot twisted logic caused Joe Biden to Tweet that he cannot mandate a nationwide mask order because:

“I am not currently president.”

Currently!

In Ego News … Madonna is writing and directing another film, which begs the question, Did no producers or film studios ever see W.E.?

The film is about Madonna’s favorite subject … Madonna … and I imagine she’ll try to use some computer magic to make her play the star of the film.

I see clusterfuck.

Lifetime has just announced that it will produce its first gay-themed Christmas movie, The Christmas Setup, which will star real-life married couple Blake Lee, from Parks and Recreation, and Ben Lewis, from The Handmaid’s Tale).

Lewis plays a New York City lawyer who goes to Milwaukee to spend Christmas with his mom, who meddles in his love life by arranging for him to run into his old crush played by Lee.

Leis and Lee had a much better meet back in 2010 when they randomly met in the men’s room at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood for the premiere of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, which costarred Lee, who told his friends:

“I just met the man I’m going to marry—at the urinal.”

I’d like to see that film.

Fashion label Patagonia’s latest line of clothing features a rather interesting political message on the tag which many think is Patagonia founder Yvon Chouinard’s way of getting his views across. A statement on the brand’s website emphasizes its investment in the election result and the impact it will have on environmental policy.

I am not a label gay, but I can get behind this one.

South Carolina’s own Lady G, aka Miss Lindsey, AKA ReTHUGlican lapdog Lindsey Graham was left with egg on his face—and he usually prefers some other sticky substance—after his campaign tried to smear his opponent Jaime Harrison by saying Harrison wouldn’t release his taxes. Graham even suggested Harrison was hiding something.

And in an instant Harrison released his tax returns but got the last ;laugh when he Tweeted back at Miss Lindsey:

“Done. Now do President _____.”

And … snap!

For the last couple of years, I was hooked on the Starz channel’s Power, about a drug kingpin trying, and failing often, to go straight. To be fair, the hook started when I first saw Omari Hardwicke as Ghost, but that’s just me.

This new reboot of the show is Ghost: Power, Book II, which tells the tale of Ghost’s son Tariq, who may, or may not, become a drug kingpin. But the hotties this season are Daniel Bellomy as Zeke Cross, the star athlete, top right, and Gianni Paolo as Brayden, the rich kid, top right, and the Will He or Won’t He Become a Husband In My Head, Justin Marcel McManus as Jabari Reynolds, the hot teacher.

Keep me after class? Okay!

Bobservations

Well, we spent nearly the entire day last Friday at the Mexican Consulate in Raleigh getting Carlos’ Power of Attorney paperwork filed and sent off. It was one of those ‘Hurry up and wait’ kinda days, where you waited, then filled out some paperwork, paid a fee and then went to wait, until you could fill out more paperwork, pay another fee, and then wait some more..

But three good things happened:

Number One: we got it all done!

B: We found a delicious Cuban restaurant in downtown Raleigh and ate a delicious lunch of Cuban Sandwiches, Sweet Plantains, and Tostones; oy, mi madre, it was delicioso!

Number 3: While waiting in the consulate, I had some eye candy to watch. A tall Latino man, who obviously works outdoors, wearing those dusty, hug in all the right places, Levi’s and work boots; a baseball cap over neatly trimmed hair; a tight t-shirt emphasizing some good things, and that kind of farmer’s tan, where, when he moved his arm and exposed more of his guns you caught just a glimpse of tan line. And every so often, he’d get up and leave the room and the view, coming and going was epic and—

Where was I? Oh yeah, good day at the consulate.

How dumb are they … This week an official Twitter account for _____’s reelection campaign was mocked after it pushed back on reports that _____ called Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, “nasty”. And so, the account challenged you:

“Here is what he actually said. Listen for yourself!”

And then _____ appears, speaking to British tabloid The Sun ahead of his state visit, saying he was not aware that Markle had called him “divisive” and “misogynistic” during his 2016 presidential campaign; and he says:

“I didn’t know that. What can I say? I didn’t know that she was nasty.”

Yes, the people who denied he called Markle nasty put up a video in which he calls her nasty. I’ll ask again, how dumb are they?

As we enter LGBTQ Pride month, this week White House adviser Minister of Propaganda Kellyanne Conway touted _____’s record on LGBTQ rights by saying that he was the first president to take office as a supporter of same-sex marriage:

“Look, I’m old enough to remember the 2008 campaign where Hillary and Obama were arguing with each other as to who was more for traditional marriage. It wasn’t so long ago. He’s the first president to start as president for approving of gay marriage. That’s something that he should be lauded for in history.”

First, you're old enough to have been a cater-waiter at the Last Supper, so let's not talk about  your age. Just head back to your cauldron, shrew, because your so-called LGBTQ-friendly illegally elected boss has also …

Instituted a ban on transgender Americans serving in the military.

Allowed people to discriminate against LGBTQ people in adoption

Supports ‘Religious freedom bills’ that make discrimination against LGBTQ Americans legal.

Denied citizenship to some children of same-sex American couples

Stripped protections for transgender Americans at homeless shelters

Ended anti-discrimination protections for transgender Americans in health care.

That is not LGBTQ-friendly, you shriveled hag.

Also this week, Grifter son-in-law and Ivanka’s whipping boy, Jared Kushner said he doesn’t know if he’d call the FBI if he were to receive an email today like the one before the campaign’s Trump Tower meeting, which had the subject line: “Re: Russia – Clinton – private and confidential.”

“I don’t know. It’s hard to do hypotheticals, but the reality is is that we were not given anything that was salacious.”

Once a goose-stepping traitor, always a goose-stepping traitor.

Now, here’s how a real President talks LGBTQ Pride.

This week Jiwandeep Kohli, a clinical psychology graduate student and former contestant on “The Great American Baking Show,” posted a photo of himself wearing his rainbow turban celebrating Pride Month, saying:

“I’m proud to be a bisexual bearded baking brain scientist. I feel fortunate to be able to express all these aspects of my identity, and will continue to work toward ensuring the same freedom for others. #PrideMonth  #PrideTurban #LoveIsLove”

The photo went viral and one former President, Barack Obama, saw it and commented:

“You've got a lot to be proud of, Jiwandeep. Thanks for everything you do to make this country a little more equal. Turban looks great, by the way. Happy Pride Month, everybody!”

And that’s how it’s done, Kellyanne.

Congratulations to Australian diver Matthew Mitcham, who won a gold medal in the 10-meter event at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, on his engagement to his British boyfriend Luke Rutherford.  Mitcham, who met Rutherford through friends and moved to the UK after his fiancé’s visa ran out, said:

“He got down on both knees, I said yes, and now we’re engaged.”

Congratulations and best wishes and, well, here’s hoping the wedding is clothing optional?

Just a thought.

News broke this week that a couple of asshats got a permit for a Straight Pride Parade in Boston, and actor Chris Evans took to Twitter to blast the idea:

“Wow! Cool initiative, fellas!! Just a thought, instead of ‘Straight Pride’ parade, how about this: The ‘desperately trying to bury our own gay thoughts by being homophobic because no one taught us how to access our emotions as children’ parade? Whatta ya think? Too on the nose??”

Then Evans, brother, actor Scott Evans, who is gay, retweeted a post by James Fell explaining why a Straight Pride Parade is so wrong.

“It’s official. Boston’s going to have a ‘Straight Pride Parade.’

I’m straight. I like being straight. A big reason why I like being straight is that I’ve never once experienced bigotry for my sexuality. I didn’t have to fight for the right to marry the person of my choosing. I didn’t have to concern myself with being beaten or killed because others didn’t accept who I wanted to sleep with. I didn’t have to stay closeted out of fear, or worry about the reaction of my family, friends or colleagues by coming out.

I never got called a slur for being straight. No one ever told me I was going to burn in Hell for being straight. There aren’t programs where I could be sent to be tortured into no longer being straight. There aren’t any countries where you can be put to death simply for being straight.

There is nothing I ever had to fight for, or struggle against, because I’m straight. And therefore there isn’t any reason to take pride in it. Grateful for the privileges I get? Sure. But pride? I don’t see it.

What I do see is that this parade is misnamed. It’s not a ‘Straight pride Parade.’ It should be called ‘I’m a Homophobic Piece of Shit’ parade.”

Bam!

Man Candy … a summer show has appeared, called the InBetween about a psychic who helps the police solve crimes; think Medium  for 2019.

Anyway, there are some hot men, like …clockwise … Paul Blackthorne, who plays detective Tom Hackett, along with Justin Cromwell, who plays Hackett’s new partner, Damien Assante. Ten there’s Andres Joseph who plays hot tech nerd Zayn Meier, and lastly, Michael B. Silver, who is Brian Currie, Tom Hackett’s husband.

Yes, hot gay cop with silver fox hubby.

I’m in.

I Didn't Say It ...

Michael Elizabeth Pence, trying to talk around _____’s lies after ABC’s Jon Karl asked how the American people can trust ____ when he says things over and over again that aren’t true:

“The American people aren’t as concerned about the political debate as they are concerned about what’s really happening.”

Um, Michael Elizabeth Pence? Could you answer the question? It’s about _____ lying non-stop and you say it’s politics?

Even you cannot be that much of an idiot. Can you?

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Chris Evans, actor and activist, on Michael Elisabeth Pence’s to deny ____ lies:

“Wow. [Pence] is an obsequious little worm desperately trying to sanitize Trump’s lies. He has no shame. Keep tap dancing you fool. We all see you.[But] this line of questioning was way too soft. The volume of misinformation coming out of the White House is staggering. Without hard questioning when given the chance, the lying becomes normalized. American journalists need to find their courage.”

Find their courage and use the word ‘lie’.

Call a lie a lie, no matter who utters it.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, saying _____ will never be impeached:

“You’re not going to impeach this president when he’s had two of the most successful years that any president has had in modern history. The only reason they want to come after this president is because they know they can’t beat him. They can’t beat him when it comes to a policy debate and they’re not going to beat him when it comes to 2020. They have no solutions for America. People are sick and tired of playing politics. They want them to come to Washington to actually work with the president to get something done. They want our borders closed and protected and they want these individuals to actually come to help the president not to fight him. That is not what America is looking for.”

Um, Sarah? You lying hypocritical tool? What, exactly has he done?

The economy is still feeling the effects of the Obama years; he’s decimated healthcare; he’s given a lifetime tax break to the wealthy while giving the middle and lower classes a tax break that ends in a few years; his vanity wall is going nowhere; California’s burned, Texas flooded, Puerto was nearly destroyed, and he shows no empathy and tried to cut relief funding.

He may not be impeached, but he will be run out of office, and he’ll take along your cowering whimpering whining lying little ass.

Bye bitch.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, on why people question her ideas and who’s going to pay for them:

"No one asks how we're going to pay for the Space Force. No one asked how we paid for a $2 trillion tax cut. We only ask how we pay for it on issues of housing, healthcare and education."

She speaks truth to power. We’re always being told by politicians that this costs too much or that costs too much, except when it comes to lunacy like a Space Force and a Wall.

I’d rather have healthcare than a Space Force.

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Jonathan Lines, Chairman of the Arizona GOP, that newly-elected Republican officials must “stand with” _____:

“One of the things I’ve always loved about our party is that we are a big tent. We have room for everyone. That’s why, as your Chairman, I’ve done my best to welcome as many different viewpoints and coalitions as possible into our party. However, while we are accepting of different viewpoints, it is essential that we stay true to our conservative values. And it is non-negotiable that we stand with our President.”

One big tent? Room for everybody?

WTF? They denigrate brown- and black- skinned people, immigrants, the LGBTQ community and women.

Fuck this idiot.

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_____, saying he can “relate” to federal workers who are not getting paid during the shutdown:

“I can relate, and I’m sure that the people that are on the receiving end will make adjustments, they always do, and they’ll make adjustments. People understand exactly what’s going on. But many of those people that won’t be receiving a paycheck, many of those people agree 100 percent with what I’m doing.”

Yes, you stop paying people and making them work everyday and they’ll stand with you.

You stop paying people and tell them there is no retroactive pay and they’ll stand with you.

You, who has no idea what living paycheck to paycheck means because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth and a giant head up your ass.

Fuck off.

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Mick Mulvaney, "acting" White House chief of staff, saying _____, with his foul mouth, is not to blame for “coarsening” public discourse:

“[Sure] the president does use coarse language in private with us [but] I don’t think anybody in the country blames the president. I think there’s more important things than who is coarsening the language.”

Then he was shown a montage of _____’s use of colorful language … “the country’s going to hell” … “knock the hell out of them” … “I don’t give a damn” … “Well beat the shit out of him” … “We’re gonna knock the shit out of ISIS” … “You’re not gonna raise that fucking price” … “It’s political bull shit” … “He’s a pussy”… “Grab ‘em by the pussy” … “We can’t get a fucking school built in Brooklyn” … “Listen you motherfuckers, we’re gonna tax you 25%” … “You shouldn’t pay the bastard” …

All things _____ has actually said.

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Jeanine Pirro, Fox wingnut, on Rashida Tlaib calling _____ a mother f**ker:

“Rashida, so our country allows your family to come here, start a new life in America with all its advantages, protections and privileges—unlike anything they experienced in Palestine—and your first act after being allowed the privilege of running for the U.S. Congress and then winning a seat in that hallowed chamber, the people’s House is to curse out the president of the United States? Promising his impeachment with absolutely no facts to support the charge, violating the very Constitution you just swore to uphold. And by the way, show me where in the Constitution, Rashida, it says you can impeach a president because you hate him? The greatest nation on Earth, through its largesse opens its doors and lays out the welcome mat for your mother and father, whom I’m sure thanked God when they got here, and you get to the national stage and call the commander-in-Chief a ‘mother-effer’ in a public forum? Demanding impeachment? Who are you? Palestinians from your homeland may be waving flags for you, you’re an American in the U.S. Congress representing Americans, madam, not Palestinians.”

Oh, Jeanine, how nice of America to “allow” her family, and then you come along and tell her she can’t speak out in America? Um, Jeanine, you were a judge, and clearly incapable of understanding the law, but in America we allow our citizens the right to Free Speech, even if it’s profane. Hell, we even allow your coverts racism, and that of your network, to air every night.

Also, Jeanine, many of the Americans she represents also want _____impeached, so she’s just listening to her constituency and not simply blathering about what _____ wants to hear. That’s your job.

Rashida Tlaib is an American and she is entitled to have an opinion, a voice, and a foul mouth.

Look at your president asshat.

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