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Candice Bergen, taking a shot at JD Vance at the 2024
Emmy Awards: "[On ‘Murphy Brown’] I was surrounded by brilliant and funny actors, had the best scripts to work with, and in one classic moment, my character was attacked by Vice President Dan Quayle when Murphy became pregnant and decided to raise the baby as a single mother. Oh, how far we've come. Today, a Republican candidate for Vice President would never attack a woman for having kids. So as they say, my work here is done. Meow." Former Vice President Dan Quayle called out the TV show
in May 1992 and said that Brown's character "mocks the importance of
fathers." It seems JD Vance is Dan Quayle 2.0. |
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, The Felon’s liar and
Press Secretary, seeming to mock Kamala Harris for not having biological
children while telling a story about a chat with her daughter: ″‘It’s okay, mommy [she said], one day you can be pretty too.' So my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn’t have anything keeping her humble. You would think after four years of straight failure, she would.” First off, Klannie Oakley, Kamala is a step-mother which
makes her a parent, unless you think anyone one who adopts a child or marries someone
with children, is not a parent. Secondly, you wonky-eyed moron, if you don’t like Kamala’s
policies, attack her all you want, but this personal attack, woman to woman, is
childish and stupid and proves you are just a brainless pawn for the white GOP men. And lastly, Aunt Lydia, aren’t you the one who rolled back child labor protections in Arkansas, including removing the requirement for employers to secure work certificates for minors under 16? Yes, and a month before the bill was enacted, a food sanitation company was fined $1.5 million for employing minors in hazardous meatpacking roles in Arkansas. Please don’t talk about children at all and leave them the fuck alone. |
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Kerstin Emhoff, Doug Emhoff’s ex-wife, and documentary filmmaker, firing back at Sanders
with an instant fact-check: "Cole and Ella keep us inspired to make the world a better place. I do it through storytelling. Kamala Harris has spent her entire career working for the people, ALL families. That keeps you pretty humble." I’ll take one Kamala over a thousand Klannie Oakley’s any
day. One Kerstin, too. |
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Melanie, promoting her upcoming $250—yes, you read
that right—book, on her nude photos: “Why do I stand proudly behind my nude modeling work? The more pressing question is why has the media chosen to scrutinize my celebration of the human form in a fashion photo shoot? Are we no longer able to appreciate the beauty of the human body? Throughout history, master artists have revered the human shape, evoking profound emotions and admiration. We should honor our bodies and embrace the timeless tradition of using art as a powerful means of self-expression.” No, Melanie, the more pressing question is why this story
has been around since before 2016 and yet only now are you talking about your
soft-core porn photo shoot. It’s to sell books, that’s all; you have no altruistic
motive other than to make money so save your holier-than-thou celebrate the
human body bull shiz for anyone who believes you. |
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Steph Curry, on Haitians, Kamala and the debate: “My beautiful half Haitian mother will be roasting a pig tonight, just like Kamala Harris did during the debate.” Snap. |
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Marlon Wayans, on Elon Musk disowning his
transgender daughter, Vivian Jenna Wilson: “I don’t like what he be saying about his trans child. You don’t treat them babies like that, you don’t disown your baby. Love your child! But as hard as it was, I think that it’s not important. It’s important what you went through; the five steps of grief, but I think it’s important that you get to acceptance and I’m proud to say it took me a week—but it felt like forever. I’m sad to say some parents, some family members, and some people it’ll take them a lifetime. They’ll never get to that magical place that I’m at which is just acceptance. Still my child. That’s my baby.” One father who admits to not quite understanding the trans
issue but loving his child unconditionally and listening and learning, and
another father who deadnames his trans child and then disowns her. That’s the difference between a father and a sperm donor. |
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Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation ,
condemning false claims lies by The Felon and The Couchfucker about Haitians
eating dogs: “This is a strategy to get us talking about the latest crazy thing that he did [because] the last thing he wants us to do is to talk about his record or his agenda. So what he wants us talking about is whatever crazy nonsense he can thrust into the center of the internet and the media conversation, which this week happens to be this stuff about eating cats or dogs or geese or whatever. He doesn’t want us talking about the fact that we lost manufacturing jobs on his watch even before Covid, which is why the United Auto Workers are against him. He doesn’t want us talking about the fact that his main economic policy promise he actually kept was to cut taxes for the rich. He doesn’t want us talking about how he demolished the right to choose in this country, that he’s the reason that even IVF could be banned in many places in this country. This is a country of 300 million people. They’ll probably sooner or later find some case where somebody somewhere did something weird to a cat and try to make that into a reason to prolong this so that we could be talking about anything but [The Felon]’s track record of destroying jobs in this country and destroying the right to choose, and the fact that if given the chance to do so again, that’s what he would double down on. Every election is about the future. Kamala Harris [is] talking about the future, [while] [The Felon]’s talking about the past. He wants us talking about people allegedly eating cats, which is not happening.” Once again, Pete boils it down to simple facts. Pay attention to the lies and nonsense, but don’t get
swallowed up by them. Remember who The Felon is, and what he’s done, and who
he’s chosen as his running mate, and what that fool stands for, and then vote
Blue, all the way. |
