The good folks at The Advocate have unearthed some of the funniest, most ironic, perhaps prophetic Tweets about Lindsay Lohan and I thought I'd share them with you .... BTW the first one is my favorite!
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Wednesday, December 05, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
This Guy Just Wants To Have Fun
After a couple of days, er, weeks, er, months, I mean, years, of Mittsy gaffes and boo-boos, along with all that gay news, I decided I'd take a little break and have a little smile today. And thanks to the kind folks at The Advocate, I can smile and make fun of Chick-fil-A-hole at the same time.
Chick-fil-A-hole asks that people use the hashtag #CFAMoments when talking about the special time they spend with their chicken sandwiches, and you just know that some folks decided to have fun with it.
In the words of speech-impaired Baba Wawa, "Wet's wisten in....":
Chick-fil-A-hole asks that people use the hashtag #CFAMoments when talking about the special time they spend with their chicken sandwiches, and you just know that some folks decided to have fun with it.
In the words of speech-impaired Baba Wawa, "Wet's wisten in....":
Monday, December 12, 2011
Tweets Of The Week
via The Advocate:
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow Jami on Twitter @gaysayer if you want your funny more frequently.
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow Jami on Twitter @gaysayer if you want your funny more frequently.
Number 10:
I just gave a homeless man a dollar and he said "Thanks Ma'am!" Manners count!
Number 9:
I'm not saying Snooki is a drinker, but rumor has it, the empty bottles of her new perfume can be redeemed for cash.
Number 8:
Roleplaying is like improv: when the hot cop tells you he's going to place you under arrest, make sure to respond with, "Yes, and..."
Number 7:
"All the slingle bladeys! All the slingle bladeys!" - Beyonce Bob Thornton
Number 6:
Almost crashed my car while aggressively trying to thumbs-up Wham's "Last Christmas" on Pandora and honestly I'd be fine dying that way.
Number 5:
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't.
Number 4:
I'd be curious to read a porn star's resume and try to pinpoint where things went wrong. Probably the Associate's degree in Psychology.
Number: 3:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer and your pets even closer and your doll collection closest of all.
Number 2:
Madonna's performing at the Super Bowl, which means I have to learn what football is. Thanks, traitor.
And The Number 1 Tweet Of The Week:
Waiting for Judi Dench to star in GINGRICH.
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