The Funny Papers

Jack Ohman, Mike Thompson, Joe Heller, Tim Campbell, MacLeod, Tjeerd Royaards, Nick Anderson, Adam Zyglis, RJ Matson, Christopher Weyant, Dennis Goris, Drew Sheneman, Steve Breen, Michael de Adder, George Danby,

The Funny Papers

Mike Luckovich, Gary Huck, RJ Matson, Ed Wexler, Barry Blitt, Lalo Alcaraz, Clay Bennett, Bill Bramhall, Ed Hall, Nick Anderson, David Horsey, Jack Ohman, Drew Sheneman, Ted Littleford, Michael de Adder, Scott Stantis

The Funny Papers

Adam Zyglis, Marc Murphy, Bill Bramhall, Lalo Alcaraz, David Horsey, RJ Matson, JD Crowe, Clay Bennett, Gary Huck, Dave Whamond, Darrin Bell, Deb Milbrath, Ted Littleford, Nick Anderson, Michael de Adder, Mike Luckovich,

A Gaggle of Qidiots

Arkansas’ Q Governor, Asa Hutchinson, just signed new legislation that allows doctors and other health care workers to refuse to perform certain services if they have “conscience-based objections.”

That’s GQP lingo for Don’t Help The Gays.

Senate Bill 289—The Medical Ethics and Diversity Act—is a retread of an earlier Hate Bill that was presented in the 2017 legislative session. Ethics? Diversity? Not so much.

But I guess in Arkansas if you first can’t pass a Hate Bill, try, try again.

There’s a proposal looming in North Dakota to shield schools and teachers from lawsuits arising from those schools and teachers posting the Ten Commandments in classrooms.

In public schools.

And one asshat, GQP state Senator Janne Myrdal, even listed a litany of social ills, including sex trafficking, child sex abuse and crowded jails, that she says could be remedied with displays of the Ten Commandments in North Dakota schools.

Honey, if that worked at all, posting your list of rules that a great many Christians do not follow in your churches and religious schools would have ended those social ills years ago.

Try a little something called Separation of Church and State. And keep your religious idiocy out of public schools.

Senator Steve Daines [Q-MT] is quite the idiot.

During  a visit to the Mexican border with other Senate Q’s, to spew the lie about a crisis, he lamented the loss of the meth trade from Montanans to Mexicans:

“Twenty years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown. And you had purity levels less than 30%. Today the meth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel.”

Seriously. He’s genuinely upset that Montana’s meth trade is losing business to Mexican cartels.

You cannot get much more asshatted than Steve Daines.

Even some of his own Party members couldn’t hide their reactions to Daines’ idiocy. Fellow Senator Mike Lee [Q-UT] couldn’t stop smiling as Daines whined about the death of meth in Montana, and even began looking at the ground to hide his smile.

Steve Daines. Asshat.