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We had a houseguest here at the casa, a friend from Florida, and after he left, Carlos set about cleaning the guestroom, doing the linens and bathrooms and such while I was at work. When I came home he said:

“I think I lost one of the pillowcases because It’s not there.”

So, I checked the bed thinking it got tangled in the sheets and was somewhere in there; no luck. I told him I couldn’t find it and didn’t know where else to look. But a bit later I wondered about the laundry room. I checked the washer no; I looked in the dryer, no. Then I looked behind the dryer and there it was, having fallen as he was putting the linens into the wash. I told him where it was and dug it out from behind the dryer as he came into the laundry and said:

“I can’t believe I’m such a moron.”

“Well, I can!”

“Hey, you don’t have to agree with me!”

“I wasn’t agreeing, I was disagreeing. You can’t believe you’re a moron, and I believe you are one.”

“Oh yeah.”

Of course then I explained that I only realized he was a moron because I, too, have accidentally knocked something behind the dryer and then tore the house apart looking for it.

I guess we’re just two morons …

Tuxedo’s note for The Felon from November 2020: Maybe if you hadn’t murdered 230,000+ Americans before Election Day, you might have liked the outcome better.

A Guide to Decluttering: The Poop Rule: Ask yourself if this item had poop on it would you wash it off or throw it away.

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PS Even if it was Carlos and he had poop on him, I might toss him but thankfully he can wash off the poop himself. Sorry.

Dammit, not again. I forgot what I came in here to get. Why does this keep happening to me?

I didn’t say this, and don’t know who did, but this is exactly how I feel …

When someone uses the word “illegal” I am instantly done with whatever they have to say. I live in America, a nation stolen from Indigenous peoples, built on the backs of slaves, and made prosperous by the sweat and blood of immigrants.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

My country is not white. It’s not Christian. It’s American. It’s made up of people from around the globe. Humans are not illegal but your dehumanization and demonization should be.

Just a note to those who are upset about Pete Hegseth’s desire to scrub the names of LGBTQ+ Americans and Americans of Color—such as Harvey Milk and Harriet Tubman—the fact is that in  100 years people will still remember Harvey and Harriet but not one will remember Pete Hegseth as anything other than a bigoted drunk.

ABC News has decided not to renew Terry Moran’s contract after the allegedly divisive comments he made about Pee Wee German, AKA Stephen ‘Adolf’ Miller on his personal social media account.

ABC is yet another cowardly news organization caving to The Fascist. Turn off ABC—which apparently stands for Always Been Chicken—and listen to independent journalists who aren’t afraid to speak truth to power.

Stand with Terry. RESIST!

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Bobservations

So I come home from work Monday night and chat with Carlos as I change clothes; I tell him I’m going to do some laundry and he says:

“I did a couple of loads already today.”

And I was in heaven because I didn’t really want to do laundry but it’s my task around the house and it was lovely that he’d done it while I was at work, but then … I took my clothes to put into the clothes hamper and it was full; full?

“I thought you said you did laundry?”

“I did; I washed the things on my chair because I didn’t have any clean t-shirts.”

“So you did your t-shirts?”

“Yeah.”

I loved him for trying … and then I did an actual two loads of laundry, bless his heart.

This Tuxedo Says is from June 2020 …

Tuxedo is done with the ‘use of force’ bull shit when the job can be done just as easily without it.

Sidenote: this is quite timely in light of that man in New York being found not guilty of choking another man to death on the subway.

Is anyone really surprised that there is not one single woman or any person of color leading any House committee for the first time in twenty years after the GOP revealed their list of committee leaders for the 119th Congress last week?

The 17 standing committees, whose leaders were selected by the House Republican Steering Committee, will be dominated by white men.

Ain’t that America.

Madonna had fans, er fan, in a frenzy after she shared AI-generated photos of her and Pope Francis getting handsy on her Instagram Story. The first photo depicted Frankie hugging Madge from the side, his nose pressed against her cheek, with a huge smile across his face. In the second photo he appears to be whispering sweet nothings into her good ear.

Am I the only one who thinks her plastic surgeon pulled her face too tight and squeezed all the oxygen from her brain?

Dear Time magazine, I can’t help but think that maybe this is what you meant to put on your cover but thanks to Vanity Fair for showing you the way.

The judge in the  E. Jean Carroll case against The Felon called him a rapist for what he did and the later, in an interview with ABC News, George Stephanopoulos reported that fact, but then The Felon got butt-hurt at being called a rapist … again … and sued ABC and the networks instantly caved and will give $15M to The Felon Library to settle the lawsuit.

ABC now has zero credibility.

The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the sexual misconduct of former Reprehensible Representative Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress.

And now Matty is threatening to squeal on everyone in Congress.

Good. Do it.

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