Ain't That America XXIII

Here we are again, still reveling a bit in the wins by Democrats in the elections and the recent Supreme decision and the swearing-in of Adalita Grijalva who became the vote to release the Epstein files which caused a ketchup explosion at the White House by the man who says he is not in the files but doesn’t want you to read them, so let’s dish ….

On the downside, several Democrats voted with Republicans on ending the shutdown even though they got nothing for their vote and one such vote, John Fetterman, is the text book example of that brand of fuckery. See, Fetterman had a heart episode and fell at his Pennsylvania home and was rushed to the hospital where all his bills were taken care of by his Congressional medical insurance even after he voted along with Republicans to end healthcare for some Americans or see the costs of healthcare double and sometimes triple is costs.

Ain’t that a traitorous Democrat? He got his but screw you …

This week Cankles pardoned Dan Wilson—that’s him up there with the gas mask, proud to let everyone know he’s a traitor to America—a militia member who joined the Capitol riot on January 6, 2021, for the second time, this time after Wilson was convicted of illegally possessing firearms in his Kentucky home.

Cankles had already erased Wilson’s felony conviction for his role in the insurrection and now he has given Wilson a “full and unconditional” pardon, explicitly references Wilson’s firearms case.

This is the US president pardoning criminals again and again.

I loathe Megyn Kelly and now I loathe her even more in light of her recent statements about Jeffrey Epstein on her little podcast-y thing:

“[Epstein] was into the barely legal types. Like, he liked 15-yerar-old girls. He wasn’t into like 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were but would look legal to a passerby. We have yet to see anybody come forward and say I was under 10. I was under 14 when I first came into his purview. I think there’s a difference. There’s a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old you know?”

Um, Megyn, you blithering moron, a 15-year-old girl is legally a child and cannot consent to sex and the idea that you want to normalize Epstein, and Cankles, having sex with underage girls is sickening. You have a daughter, would you think nothing of Jeffrey Epstein having sex with your child at age 15?

It’s a crime and you’re a vile rightwing MAGAt pig.

White House Press Secretary KKKarolying Leavitt said the October jobs report and inflation data will likely not be released even after the government reopens because the numbers are so bad that they will make Cankles look even more like an unqualified demined buffoon than he already is.

That’s all.

Legislation moving through Congress after reopening the government would allow eight GOP senators to seek up to $500,000 in damages for alleged privacy violations stemming from the Biden administration’s investigation into January 6.

The legislation retroactively makes it illegal in most cases to obtain a senator’s phone data without disclosure and allows those whose records were obtained to sue the DOJ for $500,000 per violation, along with attorneys’ fees and costs.

Grifters and con artists from the top down.

PS The first GOPer said to want his free cash is former Miss South Carolina Lindsey Graham.

Cankles has a new friend in Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa whom he called "strong" and "tough," and excused his "rough past."
His past included killing US soldiers, civilians, women, and children when he was a member of Al-Qaeda.

We put a $10M bounty on his head and Cankles admires him.

Cankles’ efforts to force mid-decade redistricting suffered a major setback after Indiana’s GOP state Senate leader declared the chamber will not convene in December to redraw maps.

It’s a massive blow to Cankles’ efforts to steal another election and remain in power and out of jail.

The Supreme Court turned down a request that it consider overturning its landmark decision—Obergefell v Hodges—to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. The court, without comment, declined the petition filed by Kentucky Kounty Klerk Kim Davis.

Now go on home Kim, before someone drops a house on you.

Jack Schlossberg, the grandson of former President John F. Kennedy, is running for Congress in 2026 in New York state. He says he's running in response to Cankles so-called “Big Beautiful Bill,” which has led to a “cost of living crisis” with historic “cuts to social programs working families rely on. Health care, education, childcare”:

“We deserve better, and we can do better, and it starts with the Democratic Party winning back control of the House of Representatives.”

Let’s do this.

In last week’s  Seattle mayoral race Katie Wilson, a 43-year-old transportation advocate, first-time candidate and self-proclaimed socialist unseated incumbent Democrat Bruce Harrell with 50.2% of the vote compared to Harrell’s 49.5%.

Like Zohran Mamdani in New York, Wilson ran on a platform of affordability, with a particular focus on housing, food access and cost-of-living issues.

The march goes on …

A four-year-old social media post by Vice President JD CouchF*cker Vance has resurfaced after that bombshell email drop revealed that Cankles once spent “hours” with a Jeffrey Epstein victim at the notorious sex trafficker’s home, reads:

“Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don’t talk about it.”

Huh, it looks like JD flip-flopped again just to advance his own political career. Now he turns a blind eye to child sexual predators.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and her lover Corey Lewandowski ordered 10 Spirit Airlines jets before realizing the planes … wait for it, it’s epic, and so indicative of this corrupt unqualified regime … had no engines. Officials warned the lovers that buying the jets—which they said would be used to increase deportations and for their own travel—was impractical, and simply hiring additional flight contractors would be far less costly,.

But Noem and Lewandowski went ahead and blew through the funds allocated by Congress until officials looked deeper into the adulterer’s spending spree and realized that Spirit—which has filed for bankruptcy twice—didn’t own the planes and that the engines would have to be purchased separately.

Noem and her shopping partner then purchased two Gulfstream jets for $200 million.

Adulterers, criminals, thieves, grifters and dog killers.

In light of his illegals tariffs, Cankles wants to provide $2,000 tariff rebate checks to most Americans,. But the Wall Street Journal editorial board says Cankles is trying to dull the public’s tariff pain with direct payments that he can take credit for but it’s a superficial fix at best and just an attempt to shore up his approval ratings and … what else?

Oh, change the topic from the Epstein Scandal!

Cankles criticized the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program [SNAP] in an interview with Fox News’ Eva Brain, er, Laura Ingraham  saying:

“People keep talking about SNAP, but SNAP is supposed to be if you are down and out. That’s what the purpose of it [is]. People are getting it, they walk in and they get it automatically now. So the number is many times what it should be, it’s disgraceful. Snap has gone from like 7 billion to many times 7 billion.”

Facts—which are hard for Cankles to comprehend—prove that there are fairly strict requirements to get food benefits; SNAP is for people with very low incomes—at or below 30% of the poverty line [about $34,000 a year] —and almost no financial assets.

Again, an unqualified criminal buffoon.

In another display of his batshittery, Cankles wants to send the National Guard to Chicago’s Miracle Mile Shopping Center because, though it was “once considered our Nation’s BEST, now has a more than 28% vacancy factor, and is ready to call it quits unless something is done about the murder and crime, which is prevalent throughout the City. CALL IN THE TROOPS, FAST, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! ‘Just the News'”

Let people shop!!! Send the Guard to the mall!!!!

Cankles, sharing his illiteracy on Fox News:

“President Xi was willing to do the railroad things—that’s magnets. Now, nobody knows what a magnet is. If you don’t have a magnet, you don’t have a car. You don’t make a computer, you don’t make, er, televisions and radios and all the other things—you don’t make anything. It’s a 30-year effort to monopolize a very important thing. Now, in two years, we’ll have magnets, all the magnets we want. Because of tariffs, listen I called, I said you’re going to play the magnet, we’re going to play the tariff on you.”

Lordy, is Sarah Palin, the Queen of the Word Salad, writing for him now?

In another attempt to deflect people from the thousands of times his name has appeared in the recently released Epstein emails, Cankles has ordered Pammy Jo Bondi to investigate Bill Clinton for his connection with Epstein because … Cankles is a predatory child rapist and wants us all to “look over there”:

“Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, involving Democrats, not Republicans, to try and deflect from their disastrous SHUTDOWN, and all of their other failures, I will be asking A.G. Pam Bondi, and the Department of Justice, together with our great patriots at the FBI, to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s involvement and relationship with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, J.P. Morgan, Chase, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him. This is another Russia, Russia, Russia Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Democrats. Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his ‘Island.’ Stay tuned!!!”

Every Cankles accusation is an admission.

GodBlessTheUSABible.com, a website that pays licensing fees to Cankles selling merchandise bearing the official presidential seal—including a $150 record player and $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—that could violate federal law restricting commercial use of the seal.

Federal law prohibits anyone—unless authorized under regulations prescribed by the president and published in the Federal Register—from manufacturing or selling likenesses of the presidential seal or “any substantial part thereof” in a way that could suggest a sponsorship, with violations punishable by fines and up to six months in prison.

Plus, “Presidential themed balls” from the president who has no balls?

But you know who does have balls? We The People because we proved that last week and we ill prove it again in 2026 …

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Ain't That America XXII

Another week down, and we’re watching our elected officials, mostly those on the so-called Right, holding parties while the government is shutdown, flying free on the taxpayers while the government is shut down, and basically acting like self-entitled brats while hundreds of thousands of people go without income and food and health benefits … but there are a few bright spots, so let’s go …

One month into the shutdown, where thousands of Americans are going without pay, where thousands are going without food, Cankles flew to Mar-Illegal where he threw a $3.4 million Great Gatsby themed Halloween party.

This is the 13^th time he’s flown to his Florida lair and used $60 million in YOUR tax dollars to do so. And when Cankles was asked about the 700,000 federal workers going without pay he blamed the Democrats.

The GOP controls the White House, the Senate, the House and SCOTUS but the Democrats are behind the shutdown.

Nancy Mace, the South Carolina GOP congresswoman  and transphobic loon threw a hissy fit against law enforcement at Charleston International Airport . Officers with the Charleston County Aviation Authority Police Department were tasked with meeting Mace at 6:30 AM to escort her from the curb to her flight and had been told that she would be arriving in a white BMW; at 6:35 they were told she was running late but they say they never saw the car arrive.

Shortly before 7 am, officers learned Mace was at the entrance for the Known Crewmember program—an access lane with a smaller checkpoint overseen by the TSA and intended for flight crew members. When officers located her, Mace began “loudly cursing and making derogatory comments to us about the department … calling them ‘fucking incompetent,’ and ‘this is no way to treat a fucking US Representative’” and claimed they “would never treat Tim Scott like this.” The entire walk to gate B-8 she was cursing and complaining and often doing the same into her phone and continuing to do so until she finally boarded the aircraft.

After Mace’s flight took off, the report states, an American Airlines gate agent approached the officers And “stated he was in disbelief regarding her behavior. He implied that a US Representative should not be acting the way she was.” A TSA supervisor told the officers “he was very upset with how she acted at the checkpoint” and said Mace had “talked to several TSA agents the same way” and that they would be “submitting a report to his superiors about her unacceptable behavior.”

TSA agents are not currently being fully paid, due to the ongoing government shutdown and Nancy Mace, a self-entitled, bigoted, MAGAt fool treats them like they’re her servants.

Kash Patel gets caught red-handed "grifting off the American public" by abusing a $60 million FBI jet and taxpayer money for a wrestling date night with his much younger girlfriend.

According to FBI whistleblower Kyle Seraphin the public flight logs for Patel’s plane—identified as N708JH—show that it landed at Pennsylvania’s State College Airport on October 25th at 5:40 PM. That’s the same day that the 45-year-old Patel's 26-year-old “girlfriend” Alexis Wilkins performed as a country music singer at the Real American Freestyle pro-wrestling event at Penn State.

It would have been bad enough if Patel had used the plane  on the public dime to watch his girlfriend perform, but the logs also show that his jet left the Penn State airport at 8:03 PM and then landed in Nashville soon after … where Wilkins lives.

Again, in the middle of a shutdown, the GOP is treating government workers like peasants and living the high life.

The Cankles Regime is moving to undercut state-level efforts to wipe medical debt from Americans’ credit reports, just as millions across the country are facing massive healthcare premium increases stemming from congressional Republicans’ refusal to extend Affordable Care Act subsidies.

Punishing the people is the GOP way.

So much for begging for a Peace Prize … Israeli strikes killed at least 100 people across Gaza last week in what appeared to be the deadliest day since a cease-fire was agreed between Israel and Hamas three weeks ago.

Color me confused, but doesn’t “cease-fire” mean you cease firing?

Cankles told a hangar full of American military personnel to go and buy Japanese cars:

“They’re going to be putting auto plants all over the United States to the tune of $10 billion. So that’s Toyota, so go out and buy a Toyota.” 

Make America First by buying a Japanese car.

A social media video post by Bobbie Coleman, chairperson of the Hardin County Kentucky Republican Party depicted President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama as apes dancing to a song from Disney’s “The Lion King” and depicted other Democrats as animals and Cankles as a lion.

It was instantly condemned as “vile and reprehensible” by state GOP Chairman Robert Benvenuti  who wants an investigation and promised the “harshest action available to us” against those involved and so Little Bobbie Racist issued what she considers an apology:

“I apologize for sharing the video and for amplifying offensive imagery of former President Obama. As someone who does not engage in racist tropes—”

And we’ll stop … Little Bobbie Racist doesn’t engage in racist tropes but simply reposts them. Now let’s go back:

“—I did not consider the underlying meaning that this video may have had—”

And we’ll stop … Little Bobbie Racist want’s y’all to believe that she had no idea that posting a video showing Black people as apes was racist. Let’s finish up:

“—I am not racist and any suggestion to the contrary does not reflect my values or character.”

Oh Bobbie, Little Bobbie Racist, you are a racist because a person who wasn’t racist wouldn’t post this garbage and then probably share it with all your friends in the Klan so you could get a big chuckle.

Listen up, America, this is the second time in as many weeks when members of the GOP have shown themselves to be racists and Nazis … when someone shows you who they are, believe them: Bobbie Coleman is a racist.

The Pentagon has rolled out a new policy that will severely undercut the ability for transgender troops who have been banned from the armed forces by the Cankles Regime to turn to boards of their peers to argue for their right to stay in the military. If military separation boards decide to allow transgender service members to remain in uniform, commanders can override that decision.

This new program, under DUI Hire, Paranoid Pete Hegseth, breaks with longstanding policy that boards act independently.

It is the Pentagon’s latest step to drive transgender troops out of the armed forces following an executive order from Cankles.

Texas Democrat Congressman James Talarico has a little something to say about the GOP focusing on transgender Americans:

“Muslims are 1%. Trans people are 1%. The folks you’re afraid of? They’re 1% [of the population] but there’s another 1%—the 1% that owns nearly half the wealth in this country. And they’ve taught us to fear the wrong 1%.”

Talarico asked Americans to stop scapegoating marginalized communities, and challenged us to look up, not sideways, for the source of their struggle:

“There is no left and right. There’s only top and bottom.”

Working people have far more in common with each other than with the billionaires driving inequality and in this time of rising costs and shrinking opportunity, is his speech reminds us that the real fight isn’t about identity—Muslim, trans, immigrant—but it’s about power.

And We The People can take back the power.

Cankles latest HGTV renovation project was a marble and gold update to the White House’s Lincoln bathroom but California Democrat Gover Gavin Newsom trolled Cankles by sharing an AI-generated image of Cankles echoing Marie Antoinette:

“WOW!! THE QUEEN HAS A NEW BATHROOM.”

And then also added:

“(Americans lose food benefits tomorrow).”

Once again, as Americans suffer, as government workers lose their income and their jobs, this is how the GOP responds.

In a stunning, and bipartisan, rebuke, more than 100 federal judges—including a dozen appointed by Cankles himself—have slammed the Fascist Regime’s new immigration policy that effectively orders ICE to jail everyone facing deportation, regardless of how long they’ve lived in the U.S. or whether they’ve ever committed a crime. This “mandatory detention” order overturned 30 years of established law and practice, stripping immigrants of their basic right to even ask for release on bond while awaiting a hearing.

Now, judges across the country are saying enough is enough and 100 judges, appointed by Ronald Regan and every president since, have, as Cankles’ appointee U.S. District Judge Kyle Dudek, said:

“Courts around the country have rejected the government’s new interpretation. This Court now joins the consensus.”

The Resistance at work.

U.S. District Judge Susan Illston in San Francisco has indefinitely barred the Cankle’s Administration from firing federal employees during the government shutdown.

Illston granted a preliminary injunction that bars the firings while a lawsuit challenging them plays out. She had previously issued a temporary restraining order against the job cuts that were set to expire Wednesday.

Illston, nominated by Democratic President Bill Clinton, has said she believes the evidence will ultimately show the mass firings were illegal and in excess of authority.

Of the hundreds of towns that crowd Florida’s coastline bordering the broad blue sea between America and Mexico, only one has a street named Gulf of Mexico Drive. For 68 years, the main road through the small island town of Longboat Key on Florida’s Gulf Coast has used that name … GMD to the locals.

And despite the preferences of Cankles and Florida Governor Gogo Boots, the locals want to keep it that way. After hearing from hundreds of residents who objected to changing the name of the 10-mile-long road to Gulf of America Drive, Longboat Key town commissioners voted to keep the name as is.

Longboat Key is an affluent town and the median age is 71; it’s also conservative, with nearly twice as many registered Republicans as Democrats. But town leaders said 83% of the residents oppose the name change.

Bipartisan Resistance.

An Arkansas  federal court issued a temporary restraining order blocking Lakeside School District No. 9 from displaying the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms. This marks the third time the court has blocked school districts from implementing Arkansas’ Act 573, the law requiring schools to post a government-chosen version of the Ten Commandments.

Arkansas schools are ranked in the bottom half of the U.S., with recent reports placing the state around 34th to 45th overall but this is the stand they take.

Don’t educate your children, indoctrinate them.

José Andrés’ World Central Kitchen [WCK] is known for feeding people amid war, hurricanes, and other disasters but now the DC-based group will take its mission closer to home to provide warm meals for furloughed federal employees on day 27 of the government shutdown.

Free lunch from Lebanese Taverna and 2Fifty BBQ, both members of the WCK Chef Corps, will be available at Canal Park in Navy Yard from 11 AM to 2 PM and WCK will continue feeding federal workers throughout the shutdown.

The government is throwing parties at Mar-Illegal or flying their “girlfriend” home from date night or acting like self-indulgent toddlers at airports while Americans are stepping up to help Americans.

Read on …

Dozens of Democratic attorneys general and governors are planning to sue the Cankles’ Regime over its decision to not tap emergency funds amid the government shutdown to keep food aid flowing to 42 million Americans.

Cankles officials say they cannot legally tap a $5 billion contingency fund for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program [SNAP] amid the shutdown to pay benefits in November.

So they opt to let people go hungry.

Nearly nine months after Cankles became chair of the Kennedy Center and more than a month into its main season, ticket sales for the center’s three largest performance venues are the worst they’ve been in years, with tens of thousands of seats have been left empty.

Since early September, 43% of tickets remained unsold for a typical production, meaning that, at most, 57% of tickets were sold—though some tickets may have been “comps.”

That compares with 93% sold or comped in fall 2024 and 80% in fall 2023.

USDA Sec. Brooke  Rollins, at a press conference with Little Johnson called SNAP “an extremely corrupt program” until this administration and Cankles’ focus on making sure every taxpayer dollar is spent appropriately.

Like for Kash Patel to have a date night? That spending is okay?

Vice President JD CouchFucker Vance was on The New York Post’s Pod Force One podcast with host Miranda Devine and discussed the controversy involving Twitch streamer Hasan Piker whose followers spotted his dog wearing an electronic training collar in a video and accused him of using it to administer corrective shocks to the animal. CouchFucker said:

“If you can actually cause suffering to an innocent animal, you’re probably the kind of person who doesn’t worry about suffering in people as well and that’s been my experience. If you mistreat dogs, that’s a 100 percent sign that you’re gonna be a really terrible person.”

Um, JD? Remember Kristi Noem shooting a dog because she didn’t like it? You seem okay with that.

CNN’s Jake Tapper was interviewing James Comer, GOP Congressman from Kentucky, about Cankles and his family raking in millions from crypto ventures and Comer said the quiet part out loud:

“Well, it’s something that we are, like you, reading about this. We’re trying to digest it. The difference between the way the [Cankles] family operates and the Biden family is they’re admitting they’re doing this.”

Admitting they are grifters.

When Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth visits South Korea this week, he will face off against one of the most dangerous enemies to military readiness: Facial hair. Service members with shaving waivers are not allowed to attend the event with Hegseth, which will be held at Camp Humphreys, because apparently Pete can’t grow facial hair and will feel less manly?

I don’t know, I just can’t figure out why DUI hire, Paranoid Pete fears facial hair.

NASA Acting Administrator Sean Duffy, who head is apparently permanently lodged inside the large anal cavity of Cankles, attempted to give credit for Japan’s successful HTV-X1 cargo spacecraft launch to Cankles by calling the launch  “a milestone to advance [Cankles'] vision.”

Of note to Duffy, who should pull his head out, the mission was a wholly Japanese operation by JAXA, launched from Tanegashima aboard an H-3 rocket to deliver supplies to the International Space Station.

Duffy is perfect for Cankles.

Speaking of Cankles and Japan, he told US troops in Japan that water ruins magnets:

“You know, the new thing is magnets. So instead of using hydraulic that can be hit by lightning and it’s fine. You take a little glass of water, you drop it on magnets, I don’t know what’s going to happen. So, you know, the elevators come up in the new carriers—I think I’m going to change it, by the way—they have magnets. Every tractor has hydraulic, every excavator, every excavating machine of any kind has hydraulic. But somebody decided to use magnets. I’m going to sign an executive order. When we build aircraft carriers, it’s steam for the catapults and it’s hydraulic for the elevators. We’ll never have a problem. Everybody agrees. But, ahh, these people in Washington.”

Goddess, what a dumb fuck.

Don’t be like that … do this ….