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Caitlyn Jenner, that self-loathing, lying, hypocritical, pandering trans woman, outraged that Biden proclaimed Easter Sunday as Transgender Day of Visibility:

“I am absolutely disgusted that Joe Biden has declared the most Holy of Holy days—a self-proclaimed devout Catholic—as Transgender Day of Visibility. The only thing you should be declaring on this day is ‘HE is Risen’.”

This idiot seems completely unaware that Transgender Day of Visibility always falls on March 31, while Easter’s date changes every single year. But why worry about speaking the truth when you’re a self-loathing, lying, hypocritical, pandering trans woman looking to make yourself appear relevant to MAGAts who already hate you.

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Karine Jean-Pierre, White House press secretary, telling the world what most of us already know … that Transgender Day of Visibility wasn’t declared so this past Sunday to take the shine off Easter:

“Every year for the past several years on March 31, Transgender Day of Visibility is marked. And, as we know, for folks who understand the calendar and how it works, Easter falls on different Sundays, right? Every year. And this year, it happens to coincide with Transgender Visibility Day. We were, at first, I want to be very clear, confused on the coverage [but] we’re grateful that Fox agrees with President Biden on the importance of recognizing Trans Day of Visibility. And I’ll just quote something that Fox said back in 2021. They tweeted this: ‘Trans Day of Visibility is dedicated to celebrating transgender people. To all the transgender men, women and nonbinary folk, we see you and stand with you.'”

Double snap.

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Gerry Connolly, Democrat Representative from Virginia, criticizing a recently-introduced GOP bill to rename Washington Dulles International Airport after Hair Furor:

“Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I’d suggest they find a federal prison.”

Snap.

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Tammy Bruce, conservative radio host,  brazenly lying about a liar:

“We’ve always seen honesty with [Thing 45]. One thing about that guy is that you know who he is. He is always going to be himself; he never adjusts the nature of what he’s going to say or do to trick people or to pander. He cares about—not just police officers and the firefighters—but the nature of blue-collar work. Regular everyday anonymous heroes in this country putting their lives on the line to keep their own communities safe. That is the ultimate of the American ideal. And so, that is [Thing 45].”

Bruce said this on Fox News which paid out a nearly $800 million settlement for Hair Furor’s lies.

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Mark Esper, Hair Furor’s former Secretary of Defense saying he will not vote for his former boss in November:

“There’s no way I’ll vote for [him], but every day that [he] does something crazy, the door to voting for Biden opens a little bit more, and that’s where I’m at. I believe he’s a threat to democracy and we should be very mindful of that. The first year of a second [Thing 45] term will look like the last year of the first Trump term, in other words, with all the craziness.”

All the craziness doubled, tripled quadrupled.

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Cher, on men deciding women’s health care options:

“If every time men had sex, they risked death, physical disability, a life altering interruption in their education or career, and the sudden lifelong responsibility for another human being, I think they’d expect a choice in the matter.”

Yup, if men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would spring up like Starbucks on every corner.

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