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Bob Iger, Disney CEO, on Ron DeSantis attacks on the company in light of their opposition to his Don’t Say Gay bills:

“We love the state of Florida. We respect and appreciate what the state has done for us, but it’s been a two-way street. A company has a right to freedom of speech just like an individual does, and DeSantis retaliates against us—in effect to punish a company for exercising its constitutional right. And that seems really wrong to me. Our point on this is that any action that thwarts those efforts [Walt Disney Co. plans to invest $17 billion in Walt Disney World over the next 10 years and create 13,000 new jobs] simply to retaliate for a position the company took, sounds not just anti-business, but it sounds anti-Florida, and I’ll just leave it at that.”

 Will Floridians ever wake up and see the damage DeSantis is doing to their state; nearly 90% of high school graduates headed off to college are choosing to so so out of state; 13,000 jobs on the line if DeSantis keeps up his vendetta; and the largest number of COVID deaths of any state in the country.

Oh, and his choice to attack history classes and transgender Americans and banning books.

Seriously, Florida, is this what you want?

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Lindsey Graham, Thing 45’s lapdog, looking bleary-eyed and teary eyed on Fox:

“We do have one last chance to not become a banana republic. Twenty-twenty-four is the most important election in my lifetime. America literally is at stake as we know it, is at stake as we know it. I’m sorry I’m so upset. But please help [Thing 45]. If you can afford five or 10 bucks, if you can’t afford a dollar, fine. Just pray. Make sure you vote as early as you can in your state. Don’t risk anything anymore. Vote as soon as you can. Pray for this country. Pray for this president. And if you’ve got any money to give, give it. Let’s stand up for this president, let’s stand up for this country, and let’s don’t take this crap anymore. We all can help.”

Is it just me or does she sound like a sad lonely high school girl begging the quarterback to pay attention to her?

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Reba McEntire, country music superstar who says she tries to stay out of politics, on being “disappointed” in the anti-drag bill recently signed into law in Tennessee:

“I wish they would spend that much time and energy and money on feeding the homeless children. We’ve got a real problem in this country, and to be worrying about men wanting to dress up as women? God bless ’em to wear those high heels—I feel for ’em. But let’s center our attention on something that really needs attention.”

Trouble is, like guns and the border and fentanyl and inflation, the GOP has no answers, so they use fear as a weapon … fear of drag queens and transgender Americans … and women who want to make their own healthcare choices.

Don’t let fear win.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle, adulterer, GOP stripper and former lawyer, talking about New York City and Alvin Bragg:

“New York is now the likes of Will Smith, I am Legend. It’s a zombie apocalypse. People are running around. They’re afraid to go on the subways, afraid to walk to school or go to work, get on the busses because it’s rampant with crime. It’s filthy and disgusting. There’s no quality of life. And this guy just lights a revolving door. He reduces felonies to misdemeanors. He doesn’t go after violent criminals. It’s a complete disaster. He should be thrown out of office. For all of these reasons, he has completely failed to serve his oath and his office by making New York a safe place to live. He has not. He is endangering women, children, families, communities, putting businesses out of work because he is not doing his job. Instead, he’s hell bent on persecuting [Thing 45].”

But the pussy grabbing adulterer who pays off porn stars so that news of the affair he had with her while his third wife with whom he cheated with on his second wife with whom he cheated with on his first wife doesn’t find out?

Take a seat Karen, the manager’s a little busy right now.

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Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, trans actress, on Zaya Wade’s transition and her family’s support:

“I saw Dwyane and Gabrielle recently and had to let them know personally, ‘Thank you.’ Because there’s a stigma within the African American community. And it’s so beautiful to see a Black family like theirs speak about their child, Zaya, with love, and for them to say, ‘I’m here for my child, and anything that tries to come against her, it shall not prosper. She will prosper.’ Zaya is the hope and beacon for a lot of trans youth that will be looking up to her when she gets to my age … which is very young, just to let you know.”

I understand that some people don’t ‘get’ transgender because they believe gender is between your legs only, but can’t we just have a little understanding and respect for those who make the choice to step up and out, especially in the climate that is America right now, to be their true selves? Can’t we stand with them in their struggle and their journey to live their own lives.

Respect isn’t a hard thing to give.

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Lauren Boebert, uneducated criminal GOP Representative, on her teenage son knocking up his underage girlfriend:

“Obviously, I’m a Christian, and there are standards that we like to uphold, but none of us do it perfectly. One of the biggest things that I look to is ‘him who knows to do right and doesn’t, it’s sin.’ And I mean, there’s things all throughout the week that I know is [sic] right to do. And sometimes, I don’t do them. And so we can nitpick what the Bible says is right and wrong, but I think just having that heart posture of wanting to serve God and do the right thing is so important. So certainly there are some beliefs that you, like wait, this isn’t exactly right and exactly what we have taught you, but this is where we’re at, and we’re gonna teach you about redemption and how to move forward.”

Yes, this devout Christian thinks you can pick and choose the words of God you choose to follow. But then when you consider she was a high school dropout after getting knocked up by her boyfriend, how could her son possibly do any different; he was raised to do this.

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Stormy Daniels, on the indictment and why she’s not frightened of facing Thing 45, AKA Orange Mushroom Dick, in court:

“It’s vindication. But it’s bittersweet. He’s done so much worse that he should have been taken down (for) before. I am fully aware of the insanity of it being a porn star. But it’s also poetic; this p**** grabbed back. I’ve seen him naked. There’s no way he could be scarier with his clothes on. I’m not afraid, I have nothing to hide, and I look forward to telling everybody what I know.”

Truth. The pussy grabbed back.

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Bobservations

The other night, watching the news before bed, we heard that Barbara Walters had died. Carlos asked:

“What show was she on?”

“The View.”

“No, that other one … Twenty Minutes.”

The man confused Sixty Minutes with 20/20, bless his heart.

This GOP Clown Car Extravaganza is making my week, especially listening to all the dim bulbs in the party—Bobo, Empty G, Gym Jordan, Matt Predator Gaetz—brag about all they will accomplish when they can’t even pick a Speaker.

When the new Congress convenes House Republicans are set to vote on a rules package that guts the Office of Congressional Ethics.

The GOP getting rid of the Ethics Committee makes perfect sense since they’ve never had any.

Elon Musk was the second person ever to amass a personal fortune of more than $200 billion, right after Jeff Bezos, but he also has a new honor all his own: becoming the only person in history to erase $200 billion from their net worth.

Sorry not sorry.

When you shtup a grifter you become one … we now know Junior’s pole-dancing trick, Kimberly Guilfoyle, asked for a $60,000 payment upfront before giving a three-minute speech at Thing 45’s Insurrection Party. Seriously? Does she think she’s a ‘high-class’ call girl now? And she was quite the bitch to campaign deputy Caroline Wren:

“You will pay us that’s the deal so don’t even think about it. You will send the funds as promised.”

Wren disagreed, so Kimmy said they were “done for life,” and then demanded Julie Fancelli, QAnon heir to the supermarket chain Publix, cough up $176.47 per, mostly screeched monosyllabic, word for a total of 60K.

Popped into one of the shops downtown the other and this guy was ahead of me in line and for some reason I forgot why I was there. I had to follow him around all day trying to remember what it was I wanted and then it hit me … cakes!

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Remember Mark and Patricia McCloskey, AKA Boozy and Clod, the couple who were pardoned for pointing guns at Black Lives Matter protestors outside their Central West End mansion in 2020? Well, this week a St. Louis judge ruled that they will not be getting their guns or legal fees back.

Mark, er, Clod McCloskey ran for the US Senate this year, finishing fifth with a scant 3% of the vote, and the following month both Boozy and Clod lost as appeal to the US Supreme Court to reinstate their law licenses.

Again, sorry not sorry.

Years back, after Carlos and I met online, I flew to Miami to meet him. About  a month after that he came to California to meet my family and friends. He came to my job and I awkwardly introduced him as a ‘friend’ from Miami. He has given me grief about "My Friend From Miami" for over twenty years.

This past weekend we had cock-a-tales with the Round The Way Gays, David and Neal, who lived right around the corner when we moved into our home. We’d been told there was another gay couple in the neighborhood, and one day after walking the dog, Carlos raced home to tell me he'd seen the other homos.

Well, this past weekend I learned that Carlos stopped to talk with David, who told him his partner, Neal, was in the house and Carlos said he lived around the corner with his … wait for it … it's rich ... and it's on ... friend.

Needless to say, Carlos had an interesting New Year’s Eve.

Finally, I have the perfect apron for when I’m deep frying and want to protect my junk. Plus, it has a zippered compartment for all my, um, kitchen supplies. Yeah, kitchen supplies.

Joris Lechene is a Black, gay, Franco-British social influencer and model with a fabulously wild head of hair and wicked smile but that’s not the issue: Would You Hit It?

Snarky Thoughts

Did she or didn’t she? It looks like Ivanka cropped Junior’s side-piece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of a photo from Tiffany’s Mar-Illegal wedding over the weekend. Ivanka posted the photo to social media but sharp-eyed netizens noticed the subtle difference between the original photo and Vanky’s post.

My Thought: Was it done because Ivanka’s a hate-filled bitch or because, while the other ladies at the wedding wore pastel colored prom gowns, Guilfoyle wore her Witch’s attire? Oh, and in that top photo, think of the group like this:

Traditional family values are when, on your wedding day, you stand between your mom and the woman your dad cheated on your mom with, who is standing next to your half-sister whose mom your dad cheated on with your mom.

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Kanye West wrecked his career in the span of just a few weeks after he wore a “White Lives Matter” shirt, spoke out against Jewish people in an anti-Semitic rage, and it was revealed he is obsessed with Hitler. But the capper that may cost him the few coins he has left is that he suggested that George Floyd died from a fentanyl overdose instead of being murdered by police, and that claim may lead to a lawsuit from George Floyd’s family.

My Thought: Can no one get his ass into a mental hospital?

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The always thirsty Madonna has decided to express herself again by taking her over-inflated breasts out on Instagram in an apparent effort to remind people that she was once daring and, well, a fully human woman, and not just a 3D plastic copy.

My Thought: Maybe get Kanye and Madge a double room in the nut-house? And, does anyone else think she looks like a pool floatie with too much air?

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Kim Kardastrophe is savvy about one thing … getting press on herself. And this time she did it by showing up at Tracee Ellis Ross’ pre-Halloween birthday dinner dressed as “X-Men” character Mystique only to find out no one else was in costume … because it was a birthday party. And, because her life is lived on social media, Kardastrophe instantly posted to Instagram:

“That time I showed up to a birthday dinner in full costume when it wasn’t a costume party!”

My Thought: She knows what she’s doing and does this for the attention. I kinda wish Tracee had kicked her blue ass to the curb.

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In 2020, Miss Argentina, Mariana Varela, and Miss Puerto Rico, Fabiola Valentín, faced off at the Miss Grand International 2020 beauty pageant and they both won … each other’s hearts. Yes, Miss Argentina married Miss Puerto Rico!

My Thought: Ain’t love grand!

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Bobservations

Last week when we got pricked—by an incredibly beautiful military man—both Carlos and I wondered if it would hurt. Neither one of us could remember the last time we’d been pricked, medically speaking, and so we were slightly apprehensive.

But it was easy peasy and over before we knew it, and then we had to sit in another room and wait fifteen minutes to make sure there were no immediate side effects. We took a seat and I glanced at the clock; it was 11:30.Okay, 11:45 and we’d be on our way. Carlos was sitting in a chair the requisite six feet away and had his phone out:

“Hey Siri? Set a timer for fifteen minutes.”

Then he looked at me and said:

“Did you ask your Siri to set an alarm?”

“No. I’m gonna go wild and just look at the clock on the wall.”

Several people in the room chuckled and I almost got up and gave them a fifteen-minute set. But Carlos got most of the chuckles because every so often I’d hear:

“Twelve minutes, seven seconds.”

“Nine minutes, 33 seconds.”

“Seven minutes, 54seconds.”

“Three minutes, 45 seconds.”

Gosh, that man slays me.

We have no idea how old Tuxedo is. When we rescued him from an animal hospital Carlos managed in Miami, he was a grown-assed cat, so I’m thinking he was a year or more. We’ve lived in Smallville almost fifteen years, and had him for about a year before that, so he’s seventeen? Just a guess.

And he’s getting older. He has issues with his kidneys and is on a special diet, which he actually loves; and he’s so smart that he will not even bother with the “other cat’s” food but will wait for his meals. He’s also lost some muscle mass in his back legs and so he is no longer a jumper. That cat that used to jump to a high closet shelf, a bathroom counter, a high bed, now doesn’t jump at all, and when he wants to sit in my lap, he puts his front paws on my knee and I hoist him up.

However, he still loves sitting in a windowsill on a sunny morning, and the sills at Casa Bob y Carlos are about 14 inches off the ground but even that’s too high for him; and, because some vicious person declawed him before we saved him, he has no front claws to help him up. So, again, he’s very smart, he uses his paws to grab the sill and then stretches his legs out so that his, what I would call forearms, are on the sill, and he lifts himself onto the sill, and then naps.

Breaks my heart, but he makes do, and is still a loving sweet smart boy.

What do you get when you cross a moron with a sexual predator?

You get GQP wingnuts Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene who are teaming up to start an “America First Tour” of rallies around the country.

Lock up your teenage daughters and get out your Moron to English dictionaries America, the loons are on the loose.

Until recently, Ohio was one of two states that prohibited trans people from correcting the gender listed on their birth certificates but those days are nearly over.

In a few weeks, the Ohio Department of Health will unveil a process by which trans people can update their birth certificates to reflect their lived gender.

It’s about time, Ohio. Now, the only state left in the U.S. that refuses to allow trans people to apply for birth certificates that are authentic to their identities is, wait for it, you know it, Tennessee.

In other good news for trans Americans, down there in Texas … yes, Texas … Jace King is the first openly trans teen in their town, in Texas, in the entire country, to become an Eagle Scout.

Jace joined a BSA troop in 2019, after the group began allowing youth of all genders to join. That inclusion made possible King’s lifelong dream to become an Eagle Scout like their older brother. But they had to work fast to achieve it before turning 18, and so Jace  did so, earning the rank of Eagle Scout, which usually takes four to six year, in 25 months.

Bravo, Jace.

More good trans news? Yes, please. Pennsylvania Governor, and Democrat, Tom Wolf has told the GOP-majority legislature that if they pass a ban on trans girls and women in sports, it will be vetoed.

And while the GOP has a majority in both the state house and senate, it does not have a two-thirds majority in either chamber, the required amount to override a veto by the governor.

Thank you, Governor Wolf, for seeing hate and discrimination for what it is, and refusing to allow it.

I like me some HGTV. I like seeing new ideas for things to do in the house or the garden, and so I was kinda interested to see Inside Out, a new show where an interior designer and a landscape designer work together on both the inside and outside of the home.

And I was especially happy to see the hosts, designer Carmine Sabatella and landscaper Mike Pyle, two beefy hot hunks of men. And my gaydar pinged a little though I couldn’t tell if it was for sweet talking Carmine or hunk with that smile Mike, so I went to my old buddy Google, who told me that Mike has a girlfriend—whatever—but Carmine has a husband—I knew it—the hottie below, Ryan Delair.

I was kinda hoping for Mike because, sheesh, that smile, but I could be the meat in a Carmine Ryan sammich, with a side of Mike.

Kimberly Guilfoyle, girlfriend of the twice-impeached, one-term loser’s son, Diaper Don, says that she  “knows” Vice President Kamala Harris is secretly in charge of the White House:

“It’s really sad, [Biden’s] way in over his skis. Kamala Harris is really the de facto commander-in-chief. She made it very clear. She’s calling the shots here, I know this, I’ve known her a long time.”

Yes, Botox Barbie, the stripper of the GQP, and perhaps Junior’s coke dealer, wants us to believe that not only does she know the Vice President, but that she knows the Veep is running things.

Hey Kimberly? Get off the pole. You’re a joke.

The adult children of the twice-impeached, one-term loser have cost taxpayers a lot of money over the years, and now we know from Secret Service records that in the first thirty days after Daddy fled DC, his children’s’ travel cost taxpayers over $140,000; that figure doesn’t include charges at family-owned properties where the demon spawn charged the US government to stay at their own hotels.

The reason these charges are different is that they all occurred after Biden’s inauguration, and, ordinarily, a former president’s children are no longer entitled to Secret Service protection. But the Grifter In Chief—who is one of the :::coughcough::: richest men in the world—extended the protection for his family members and three top appointees by six months, giving more time to funnel money to his own properties.

Grifters gonna grift.

Mitch McConnell said this week:

"100% of my focus is on stopping this new administration."

Which means he and the rest of the GQP will work to get nothing done about financial aid for struggling Americans, ending the pandemic, improving environmental protections, and updating our crumbling infrastructure, or anything at all.

Once again, they will do no work, but take their paychecks and ask you to vote them back into power.

Daniel Dexter is a model and an artist and an exercise physiologist.

I only know what some of those words mean, but I do know he is all kinds of dreamboat.

Just sayin’.

It's Snarkurday!

Oh, the Racism Valet stories continue to happen, and not just to black people in parks, or stores, or Starbucks, but to celebrities at their own homes.

Apparently Ving Rhames was minding his own business, entering his own home, when one of his white neighbors saw him and called the police.

Seriously. Rhames had arrived at his home, earlier this year, and heard a knock at the door and, well, he’ll tell you:

“I open the door and there is a red dot pointed at my face from a 9-mm, and they say, ‘Put up your hands.’ Literally.”

He was removed from his own home and taken outside where the situation could have gotten worse but for the fact that one police officer recognized him … not as an actor, but as a parent with a son who played basketball at Rhame’s son’s rival high school. And that’s what scared Rhames most of all:

“What if it was my son and he had a video game remote or something, and you thought it was a gun. Just like, I don’t know, Trayvon had a bag of Skittles.”

According to police, one of Rhames’ neighbors called 911 to report a “large black man” breaking into the actor’s home, except the large black man owned the mother**king home; and when police escorted Rhames to the neighbor’s house to clear things up, she denied even placing the call.

Bitch, please. Someone could have been hurt, or worse, because this woman saw a scary black man, once again, going into his own home!

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Rumor has it that Britney Spears and her boyfriend Sam Asghari are about to get hitched, making him the third Mr. Spears …after KFed and that drunk guy she married in Vegas for two days before having it annulled.

‘I don’t really care about this story other than I get to post a picture of Sam Asghari.

Yum.

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No good can come of this, but apparently one Tiffany _____, the daughter the president never mentions, has a new BFF in one jailbird named Lindsay Lohan.

The two were spotted in Mykonos together where Lohan was helping Tiffany fix her ponytail.

Of course, Lohan apparently has a new reality show for MTV about the “club” she opened in Mykonos, so maybe Tiffany, the aspiring pop star or Georgetown law student, depending on who you ask, was making a guest appearance.

Hot messes.

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Speaking of that family, and I don’t mean the Lohan’s, I mean the other one, rumor has it that Junior’s new side-piece, Kimberly Guilfoyle was let go from her “position” at Fox News for being a terrorist.

Now, Kimberly’s team is trying to make it seem like she left because she wanted to campaign with the _____’s, but a source said she didn’t leave Fox News on her own. The network reportedly launched a year-long investigation into what Kimberly was up to and found that she had a habit of showing dick pics—wait, does she have a dick?—to her co-workers, talked about her sex life with Oil Slick Jr. and emotionally abused the hair and makeup people … which may explain her appearance.

Wow, she sounds like a perfect _____. Except she’s a dick pic’er, not a pussy groper.

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So, the Countess Drunkess Luann de Lesseps will serve absolutely no jail time for having sex in the wrong hotel room, being a belligerent drunk in public, assaulting a police officer, threatening to murder a police officer and for recording Money Can’t Buy You Class … a “song” that was accused of murdering the ear drums of countless people around the globe.

She got the “Lohan Treatment” and was and sentenced to probation and a few hours of community service in which she will search the internet for all signs of her music and have it scrubbed. Before all that could be accomplished, though, Luann checked herself back into rehab because Money Can Buy You Vodka.

Y’all remember that Skinny Girl Frankel released a statement on Luann’s return to treatment, but apparently, she spoke to soon, because after just a few weeks, Luann has released herself and left rehab. She will return to the cabaret circuit and continue her one-woman show where she destroys the hearing of entire audiences and seek treatment on an out-patient basis …as in the patient is out in a bar.

Just sayin’.

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Oh, the horror! Another rich white person wants y’all to know that being rich and white and on Fox News is hurting their lives.

First, we had Alan Dershowitz claiming that being shunned at Martha’s Vineyard parties because he wrote a book about not impeaching _____ was akin to McCarthyism and a major civil rights issue, but now one Melissa Francis, an on-air “talent” for Fox Business, has stepped forward to tell her tale of woe.

Francis blonde and interviews Republicans, so it’s hard to figure out which one she is on Fox, but she is a proud _____-supporting fool and sis now suffering the consequences.

Francis recently took to Twitter to accuse her local country club of shunning her family, suggesting she was targeted because of her political views. Francis claims that even though she’s a member of Siwanoy, a posh Bronxville, New York establishment, she can’t get a table there for dinner:

“We are member of Siwanoy Bronxville but somehow, they can’t fit us in for dinner. Repeatedly. I’m sure it’s a coincidence and not something more. Right?”

Francis concluded with several hashtags:

“#Never_____ers #cnn #HillaryForever?”

I don’t get the CNN hashtag, or the Hillary Forever one, but, yeah, Never _____ers? Serves you right. Maybe she and Colonel Sarah Huckleberry Sanders can head down to the Chic-fil-A and share a basket of wings?

Seriously, Ving Rhames is getting the police called on him because he’s black and owns a home and this privileged whit b*tch is complaining because she can’t get a table at her country club?

Take a seat you entitled cow.

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