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They stick together........

Random Musings

Michele Bachmann told FauxNews that she'd pick either Donald Trump or Rick Santorum to be her VP.
I don't know which is funnier, her choices, or the fact that she thinks she'll be president.


Sherman Frederick is a columnist, and a bit of a douchenozzle.

It seems that Sherm got his granny pants into a twist after listening to President Obama's weekly address, called: “On Thanksgiving, Grateful for the Men and Women Who Defend Our Country.”

Obama had the audacity to refer to Thanksgiving as a "celebration of community." You know, like the Pilgrims and the Native Americans, all those years ago, in a celebration of community, ALLEGEDLY shared a meal.

Holy Rollin' Douche Sherman Frederick says that "Somebody ought to remind Obama (and his speechwriter) that when Americans sit down around a meal today and give thanks, they give thanks to God."

Not everybody Sherman. Not everybody.

And that's what Obama meant. Asshat.

I like some news that makes me smile.

Chaz Bono has asked his girlfriend, Jennifer Elia, to marry him, and she said 'Yes.'

Congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple.


Horses could soon be butchered in the United States for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections.
To that i say, Neighhhhhhhhhhhh.


Check Nigeria off my list of places to get married.

The Senate there voted this week to pass the bill mandating that gay couples who marry will be sent to prison, and anyone who helps them, even as a witness, gets prison time too.

It's not clear if the bill would then go to Nigeria's House of Representatives or to President Goodluck Jonathan for his approval, but.......seriously Nigeria.

Knock it off.


Hey Herman Cain?
My watch says fifteen past the hour.
Times up. You've been a laugh riot, but, let's all address the elephant in the room.
You won't be president.
Move along now.


From the bookshelf.
I have this habit of reading two, and sometimes three, books at a time. Now, they have to be very different types of books so i don't get confused. I mean, I don't read a pair of Stephen Kings....that would be weird.
Book One: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks. It's the story of a woman who died from cancer in 1951, and doctors removed some of her cancerous cells--without her permission or knowledge--and those cells have never died.
Her cells, the HeLa cells, have been used in all sorts of experiments--they've even been to the Moon!--and made millions of dollars and created a new industry. And her family never knew.
It's not just a story of medicine and cells and science, because, well, that ain't my bag, but it's also the story of racism in this country, then and now, and how one small, what some in the medical field might consider minor, procedure, changed the life of a family, and changed the world.
Good stuff.
Book Two: Carrie Fisher's Shockaholic. It tells the story of her addiction to drugs, her thoughts of suicide, and her choice at using electro-convulsive therapy--AKA shock therapy--to feel better.
Heavy stuff, indeed, but if anyone can make sense of it all, and give you a giggle, a snort, and, at times, even a belly laugh, it's Carrie Fisher.
She makes light of the dark like no one else.


Dexter.
Loving it.
That's all.

I Didn't Say It........

Bradley Cooper, on being named People's Sexiest Man Alive:

“I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title]… I think I’m a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.....If you're a single man and you happen to be in this business," he says, "you're deemed a player. But I don't see myself as a ladies' man."


Um, Brad? May I Call you Brad? or just stick with Hottie McHottie?
If you don't consider yourself a ladies man do you, um, consider yourself a man's man.
Careful how you answer, because I have a proposition for you.


Lil B, rapper, hoping to raise HIV awareness:

“A lot of guys think it’s cool to have sex with a lot of women. I’m not having sex with all these women. I lie about it a lot; I lie about having sex with 40 girls. I’m not doing that, and I want people to know, if you are doing that, you are at high risk of getting AIDS or other STDs and you need to make sure you get tested. This is me paying back to the world and just being truthful, honest, and doing something that I feel is right.”


You all know how I'm into gangsta rap, right?
Sorry, just had to.
I don't know Lil B, and have actually never heard of Lil B. But I do know the sort of image that many rappers portray and it's nice to see someone stand up for responsibility.
HIV and AIDS are gay diseases.
STDs aren't just for the promiscuous.


Lea Michele, on her unconventional looks:

“Have I been asked to change anything? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. When I was 15, my mother and I went to meet a manager who said, ‘You have to get a nose job in order for me to work with you.’ My mother would say to me, ‘Barbra Streisand never got a nose job. You’re not getting a nose job.’ And this was before I really even knew who Barbra was. I just knew that she was, like, the messiah for girls like me.”


As it should be.
I mean, look at some of those old movie stars. Many of them looked alike and fit a certain mold. Then Streisand came along and busted the mold.
It was a good thing.


William B. May, head of Catholics For The Common Good [of Catholics Only] on marriage equality:

"It was disgusting to see adults trivialize marriage by bickering about benefits for gay couples while the rights and interests of children in the marriage of their mothers and fathers were being thrown under the bus. Children have a right to know and be cared for by their mothers and fathers, and government has an obligation to promote the recognition of that right by encouraging men and women to marry before having children. But 'marriage equality' says it should be discriminatory to promote marriage between a man and a woman as having any unique value or benefit for children and society. That is a lie."


Gay folks don't want to do anything to hetero marriage. Hetero marriage, in fact, produced the LGBT community, so why would we work against it.
We just want the right to marry, and to have children, and prove that children needs loving parents, parents, of either gender or combination thereof, or a single loving parent.
Children need to be parented.

Herman Cain, effectively ending his run for president by saying he'd take the VP slot--for anyone but Mittsy--though he says what he really wants to do is dance, er, be Secretary of Defense:

"It depends upon who's asking and the conditions in which they would like for me to do it. First, I would want to know clearly what my role would be. Secondly, if we are ideologically and idea-wise so far apart, I couldn't do that, because I believe the vice president should be a spokesperson for the president."


So, you're running for president, and you keep saying you'll be elected president, but now you're saying you'll take some other job.
Yeah, that's presidential.


Mark Driscoll, "pastor" of Seattle's Mars Hill Church, "who says masturbation is gay, that yoga is the Devil's handiwork, and now says he wants to create a "muscular Christianity" which demands that young men assault one another to prove their faith:

"Jesus said both to turn the other cheek and to bring a sword to defend oneself. So let’s not simply quote one thing he said as if it were the only thing he said. Furthermore, quoting Bible verses against assault or persecution is not appropriate in regards to MMA, because such verses do not refer to a regulated sporting competition governed by rules where two athletes of similar size and skill agree to a competition. It would be akin to telling a Christian hockey player they could never check anyone into the boards, or a soldier at war or police officer in a crisis to turn the other cheek. Good verse, wrong application."


So, masturbation makes you gay.
Yoga is akin to Devil worship.
Now you want beefy hot Christians to prove their faith by doing battle.
God is not happy with you Mark. She wants you to zip it.


Diane Feinstein, acknowledging the temporary end of the campaign to repeal DOMA:

"Virtually any advance in civil rights or any kind of rights has been carried by the Democratic Party. It’s just a fact. So, we’ll just march on. We’ll continue this. And if I have to reintroduce it next session, I’ll reintroduce it. Session after that, I’ll reintroduce it."


It's all a process.
Nothing happens overnight.
We need to stick together and stand together.
But it will get done.


Jennifer Weiss, North Carolina Democratic representative, on the Republicans who are supporting North Carolina's proposed anti-gay marriage amendment:

“The bottom line is…there’s a special place in hell for [these] people. It’s bad enough to believe in something and pursue something because you think you’re on the side of good or though you might be misguided but you are following your conscience, but when you think something is wrong and you vote for it out of political expediency, that’s even worse in my book and we saw that here.”


If all politicians followed the 'party line' then nothing gets done.
We need our politicians to vote the law, not their religion or their conscience.


Brad Pitt, clarifying his earlier statement that he would retire from acting when he's fifty [in three :::gasp::: years] and then talking about aging:

“I wasn’t actually putting an exact deadline on my expiration date, but I see it coming. I just have other interests and I do quite enjoy the production side....Me, personally I like aging. With age comes wisdom and I have said it before and I say it again, I will take wisdom over youth any day. I think certainly, being a father has changed everything for me as far as perspective and interest, taking care of myself and wanting to be around for them.”


There is so much I could say about this, like, it's nice to have such a strong sense of self and of growing older, and of adapting to changes in life.
But all I keep thinking is, 'Brad Pitt will be fifty soon!!??'


Herman Cain, again, on how we can't strike against Iran, cuz they gots mountains:

"If you look at the topography of Iran, where are you going to strike? It’s very mountainous. That’s what makes it very difficult. Secondly, that would be a decision that would need to be coordinated and discussed with our friends in that part of the world like Israel. But for the United States to unilaterally go in and attack Iran to try and stop them, I would want to consult with the intelligence community, the commanders on the ground in that part of the world, which I have stated before. But we should — I don’t have all the information necessary to make that decision."


I wonder if he knows the topography of Izzy-izzy-becky-becky-stan-stan?
Cuz, I think it's flat, so we should go to war there.


Maggie Gallagher, lying, and playing the victim:

"It's becoming increasingly clear that the gay rights movement, the gay marriage movement, really does believe you're like a racist if you think marriage is the union of husband and wife. They want to rip Genesis out of our Bibles."


Maggie, you effing liar.
I don't think you;re a racist if you believe in one-man-one-woman marriage.
i simply believe you're wrong.
And, as for that whole Bible thing, perhaps you should actually read all of it, not just the parts that suit your dimwitted worldview, and see how marriage has evolved there.
Learn something, or STFU.

Random Musings

Santana is rapidly becoming the most interesting character on Glee, though I could watch Darren Criss just dance for an hour every week.


Bill O'Reilly is a loudmouth; A boorish, one-note, bullying loudmouth. So, I just love to see him get shutdown, especially when he's peddling one of the books he "wrote".
I giggled a couple of years back when i read about the soldiers in Afghanistan, who gleefully burned his book, Pinheads and Patriots. Now, to be fair, they didn't burn the book because they disagreed with O'Reilly, they burned it because O'Reilly says he steadfastly supports our troops, and yet instead of sending them things they could use, like, say, food or soap, he sends them copies of his book. How.Useful. [source]
And now, it's Ford's Theatre, not burning, but banning, his latest book, Killing Lincoln: The Shocking Assassination That Changed America Forever. Now, this isn't because O'Reilly is a douchenozzle, it's, as Rae Emerson, deputy superintendent of Ford's Theatre, "because of the lack of documentation and the factual errors within the publication."
Lack of documentation? Not a single footnote in O'Reilly's "history" book.
Factual error? Well, for one, the book talks of the many meetings Lincoln held in the Oval Office, even though the Oval Office did not exist until some 44 years after Lincoln's death.
Factual errors? O'Reilly wrote of generals U.S. Grant and Robert E. Lee, saying, "The two warriors will never meet again" when, in fact, Lee and Grant did meet again, in 1865, to discuss prisoners of war.
Oh, Billy Boy, who's the real pinhead? Um, yeah, it's you, because, if you;'re gonna write about history, you ought to have read about it first. [source]


Lotsa folks are grumbling about Billy Crystal replacing Eddie Murphy as host of the Oscars after Murphy stepped down. They're saying it's like a trip back in time.
I'm saying it's like a trip back to funny, and a really good show.


If the Bill O'Reilly story wasn't enough to make me laugh, this one did the trick.
There is a new building--well, it's a couple of years old--in the Bronx, that was funded by New York's Housing and Development Corporation, and backed by voracious homophobe, bigot, and anti-marriage equality politico, Ruben Diaz.
But, the LGBT community gets the last laugh, because this week Bronx Pride set up shop in what is now called the Ruben Diaz Gardens. A building named after a huge homophobe houses Bronx Pride.
Karma is a bitch, Rube. [source]


Top Chef: Texas.
Chris R. is hot, Beverly is wound too tight, Lindsay is tense, Sarah...I just don't like her...and Hugh Acheson's face is latex.
That's all.


Hermie Cain goin' all Rick Perry: "President Obama called for the removal of (Moammar) Gadhafi - just want to make sure we're talking about the same thing before I say yes I agree, or no I didn't agree. I do not agree with the way he handled it for the following reason - nope, that's a different one....I got to go back and see, I've got all this stuff twirling around in my head."
Like sexual harassment charges?
Oops.

Random Musings

Celebrities are just like regular folk, right?
Well, not if you're John Travolta, who had one of his representatives call a KFC in England and ask to reserve a table at the restaurant for her client.
The KFC employee, who turned down the request, did so because, well, it's KFC, for crying out loud, and he thought he was being pranked. He didn't realize that over-indulged stars think they deserve special, fast-food, treatment. 


Oh, look, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce.
Color me surprised.
I mean, this fame-whore, and her fame-whoring family, sold themselves a wedding for millions, so why would anyone expect that they actually believed in marriage?
And, while the The Gays can't get married because that would just ruin marriage for everyone, the heteros can do it time and again, and sometimes just do it for the publicity and the cash. See, try as they might, playing the "I didn't make money on my wedding" bullshiz, when you get paid $17 million to sell your wedding to TV, you are making money.
Sidenote: Instead of returning the wedding gifts, Kim will donate them to charity. Nice? or tax write-off?
Fame.Whore.


First he had no idea what the talk was about. Then he said he never paid off any women in response to allegations of sexual harassment. Then he said, well, maybe he remembered the allegations that he might have sexually harassed two women while head of the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s. Then he remembered, maybe, paying off the two women with packages “in the five-figure range.”

And now he, sort of, remembers one of the incidents, but, as far as the agreement with his accuser, Herman Cain, Mister Well-I-Never, Mister Well-Maybe, Mister I-Think, Mister I-Guess-I-Did, now says: "No. I don't recall signing it. Now, the fact that I say I don't recall signing it doesn't mean that I didn't sign it, but I simply don't recall if I signed it."
Yeah, real presidential.

After last week's non-suspenseful, planned by the producers finale of Project Runway, I stuck around--because apparently I'm a glutton for punishment--to watch Project Accessory.
Now, I simply cannot wait for it's sister show, the infinitely more exciting Project Watching Paint Dry,


That wacky GOP. They don't want to work with Obama on one single thing--quick, think of one thing the GOP has done since taking control of the House....I'll wait....time's up....No economic plans. No jobs bill. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
Oh, but wait....The GOP controlled House is set to vote on a bill to make sure that the phrase “In God We Trust" stays put. 
Sponsored by Republican, of course, Representative Randy Forbes of Virginia, the measure would encourage public buildings, schools and government facilities to display the phrase.
Wow, that should employ millions, eh?

Just A Thought: Gay Is A Choice

via Joe My God

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The Midday Chuckle

But I bet you he can tell how much pepperoni goes on a large pizza.
Asshat.

I Didn't Say It........

Chris Evans, on his friend being his "butt double" in movies:
"My butt double is my roommate in Boston! He's a kid I grew up with. Anna said she got a butt double for the bay scene. My buddy Zach was like, 'Who's going to be your butt double?' and I said, 'I don't know. Do you want the gig?' I brought him down, he met the director, did a little spin around and boom -- he's in the movie! He's got a great ass."

WTF?

Chris Evans uses a butt double!

Oh, the humanity. Here I was dreaming about that butt and it wasn't even his??!!? Thank the goddesses he doesn't use a chest double.

Barack Obama, the the GOP presidential candidates and their non-response to the booing of a gay soldier:
"We don't believe in the kind of smallness that says it's okay for a stage full of political leaders -- one of whom could end up being the president of the United States -- being silent when an American soldier is booed. We don't believe in that. We don't believe in standing silent when that happens. We don't believe in them being silent since. You want to be commander in chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States, even when it's not politically convenient. We don't believe in a small America. We believe in a big America -- a tolerant America, a just America, an equal America -- that values the service of every patriot."

I hope he talks like this all the time, calling out the GOP for their lies, and half-truths and insanity.

I want him to stand up for all of us against the GOP, and not just a gay soldier.

Mitt Romney, on why he won't scold those who booed:
“I think we can hear the boos. I would tell you that in these debates there’s been a lot of booing and a lot of applause, cheering and booing — some of which I don’t agree with. Now, I have not made it my practice to scold the audience and say, ‘I disagree with this person, I agree with that person’ because it goes in a lot of different directions. I don’t recall whether this soldier — whether people were booing his question or just…I don’t know when they booed and I don’t know why they booed. But I will tell you, that the boos and applause hasn’t always coincided with my own views, but I haven’t stepped in to try and say, ‘this one is right, this one is wrong.’ Instead, I focus on the things I think I will say.”

So presidential of you, Mittsy.
And exactly why we can't elect you. You won't stand up and tell those people who are in the wrong that they are in the wrong, especially if they are Republican.
Now, had it been a Democratic debate and people booed a gay soldier--and we'll have to suspend our beliefs systems here because that wouldn't happen--you can bet old Mittsy would be first in line to scold the crowds.
Pandering asshat.
Pandering unelectable asshat.


Tony Perkins, Family Rights Council asshat, blaming the booing of that soldier on Obama: 

"As a young Marine I remember my First Sergeant telling me how he was greeted at the airport on his return to the United States by being spit upon and cursed by anti-war liberals that dominated the college campuses at the time.  I strongly condemn any disrespectful behavior toward anyone who has honorably served our nation in uniform.  But that is not what occurred at the debate.  Anyone who saw the debate could clearly see that the audience was booing not the soldier, but the President's policy to use our military as political pawns to force acceptance of a homosexual lifestyle that is abhorrent to most.  It is not conservatives who are spitting in the face of the military, it is the President and his liberal allies who are using our nation's brave men and women to advance their radical social policy agenda."

Oh Tony. STFU.

You have no clue what you're talking about. it was quite clear that the fact that a gay soldier was speaking to a Republican about DADT brought on the booing.

It's typical homophobic crap, something with which you are all too familiar.

STFU. Seriously.

Patti Stanger, the single Millionaire Matchmaker, on The Gays:
"In the show when we do the mixers, the guys are passing around the telephone numbers, they're sleeping with each other, even after the millionaire gets the date he's sleeping with the pool of people. My (gay) friend...says 'Patti this is what it's like around the country.' This is the gay community. I said, 'I'm trying to curb them.' Now this is not the lesbian. The lesbian gets involved. They move in together. They're quiet. They're at peace. But the gay men. They whip it out at eyelock. They get involved, and then they find out later whether or not they want a serious relationship. And I hope they use the privilege in New York of gay marriage, because now they have it. And a lot of gays aren't getting married, even though they have the privilege."

How does someone who can't even find herself a match,m act as an expert on the gay community?

And why do we let her?

Howsabout turning off the TV every time this wingnut opens her yap?

It's like she's Bravos own "Ann Coulter" saying whatever she wants to get ratings.

Not from this queen.

Toby Keith, country singer, on gay marriage:
"That whole gay issue thing, that's never bothered me. I've never seen what that affects and [why] anybody should care - and they never do affect me...First of all, we're going to stop somebody from getting a marriage license because they're gay? You won't stop them from living together, so what have you accomplished? ... Wasting a lot of money here and a lot of time that could be spent working on this deficit that we're under ... I never saw the reasoning behind getting in people's personal lives."

Well, I think people who are against same-sex marriage shouldn't care. I mean, I'm not all up in their marriage,m why should they be up in mine?
But same-sex marriage proponents should care, until we all have equality.
And while it's nice to hear a country music singer, especially a male one, say this, howsabout stepping up and speaking out for us, Keith?

Herman Cain, saying he should have said something when the GOP debate crowd booed that gay soldier:
"I happen to think that maybe they were booing the whole 'don't ask, don't tell' repeal more so than booing that soldier. But we didn't know that. In retrospect, because of the controversy it has created and because of the different interpretations that it could have had ... that would have been appropriate."

Could'a, would'a, should'a.
That's the GOP way, Hermy.
Always trying to unring a bell.

Ryan Gosling, on his looks:
“I’m not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until ‘The Notebook’ [in 2004] was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed."

Me thinks the hottie doth protest too much.
Seriously.
Get thee a mirror, Ryan.
Or just come on over to my house.
I can make you feel purty.

David Cameron, British Prime Minister, on being a Conservative who supports marriage equality:
"I once stood before a Conservative conference and said it shouldn’t matter whether commitment was between a man and a woman, a woman and a woman, or a man and another man. You applauded me for that. Five years on, we’re consulting on legalising gay marriage. And to anyone who has reservations, I say: Yes, it’s about equality, but it’s also about something else: commitment. Conservatives believe in the ties that bind us; that society is stronger when we make vows to each other and support each other. So I don’t support gay marriage despite being a Conservative. I support gay marriage because I’m a Conservative."


Wow.
I wonder if he might be able to swerve a certain other head of state, say, across the pond, who is still evolving on gay marriage?
Just sayin'.