Friday, September 10, 2021

I Didn't Say It

Greg Abbott, Texas “governor”—in quotes because he doesn’t know how to govern—responding to the question of what a woman who has been raped and gets pregnant as a result, should do since abortion is outlawed:

“Let’s be clear: rape is a crime. And Texas will work tirelessly to make sure that we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going out and arresting them and prosecuting them and getting them off the streets.”

Um, Greg, you fucking tool? A rapist is born every minute … at least … and your state has the highest number of rapes per capita in the entire country, and rape is the most underreported crime of all. If it were that easy to end rape, why have you never done it?

I mean, come on, the guy can’t even keep the heat on in the winter and he’s gonna catch all the rapists.

Smacks of OJ’s Hunt For The Real Killers Tour.


 Jen Psaki, White House Press Secretary, mocking Texas GOP Governor Greg Abbott‘s promise to “eliminate all rapists” in a defense of his unconstitutional abortion ban:

“If Governor Abbott has a means of eliminating all rapists, or all rape, from the United States then there’ll be bipartisan support for that, but given there has never in the history of the country, in the world, been any leader who’s ever been able to eliminate rape, eliminate rapists from our streets, it’s even more imperative—it’s one of the many reasons I should say, not the only reason, why women in Texas should have access to health care.”

That idiot governor can’t keep the heat on, how in the hell will he catch all the rapists?

Typical GOP bull shit.


Howard Stern, on anti-vaxxers:

“When are we going to stop putting up with the idiots in this country and just say it’s mandatory to get vaccinated? As I remember when I went to school, you had to get a measles vaccine. You had to get a mumps vaccine. Fuck them. Fuck their freedom. I want my freedom to live. I want to get out of the house. I want to go next door and play chess. I want to go take some pictures. This is bullshit. The other thing I hate is that all these people with COVID who won’t get vaccinated are in the hospitals clogging it up. So like if you have a heart attack or any kind of problem, you can’t even get into the E.R. And I’m really of mind to say, ‘Look, if you didn’t get vaccinated and you got COVID, you don’t get into a hospital. Go fuck yourself. You had the cure and you wouldn’t take it.”

My sentiments exactly.


Jim Justice, West Virginia’s GOP governor, growing frustrated with anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers:

For God’s sakes a livin’, how difficult is this to understand? Why in the world do we have to come up with these crazy ideas—and they’re crazy ideas—that the vaccine’s got something in it and its tracing people wherever they go? And the same very people that are saying that are carrying their cellphones around. I mean, come on. Come on. We’ve got to someway realize that we’ve got to get vaccinated for all — not just for you, but for everybody — we’ve got to do this.”

Nice to see a GOP governor pissed off at these anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers, but I’m pretty sure his annoyance will fall on deaf, ignorant ears.


Carliss Chatman, law professor, on the new Texas anti-women, anti-choice law:

“If a fetus is a person at six weeks pregnant, is that when child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a six-week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going there we should go all in.”

All good questions that Texas did not think about because the answers affect and concern men and all Texas wants to do is punish and control women.


Caitlyn Jenner, on that new Texas abortion law:

“I am for a woman’s right to choose. I am also for a state having the ability to make their own laws. So I support Texas in that decision, that’s their decision. But as far as being a woman’s right to choose, I don’t see any changes in our laws in California in the future. I think that they have the right in their state to do what they want to do. Now do I agree with the decision or not? No. To be honest with you I actually probably do not agree with the decision. But I agree that they do have the right to make their own decision.”

This bitch tosses a word salad that even Sarah Palin hears and whispers, ‘What the fuck?’

She says a woman has the right to choose but Texas has the right to take her choice away.

Seriously … STFU.



Helen Lashbrook said...

If a young girl, on the cusp of becoming a woman, is raped by a stranger or, worse, a member of her family and she conceives but is not yet a woman; what happens when the child in her womb kills her because her body is not yet ready to bear a child? How is a foetus worth more than a living child? Perhaps Amy Rabbit Barrett can tell us how that works out perhaps she will comfort the grieving parents....but for god's sake don't let that drunk bastard Bart O'Kavanagh near the family.

Mistress Maddie said...

I never thought I'd agree with Howard Stern on anything. Well said he.

And Texas and Abbott can kiss my big bubble ass. On second thought Im peculiar who kisses my ass. Fuck him and Texas. The women will just go to another state to get healthcare...they won't stop abortion.

krayolakris said...

I’m officially worried about this country. Throughout the reign of Orange I was still hopeful that we could bounce back to sanity. But not now.not with ongoing anti-vax craziness, Texass insanity, horse worming meds etc. I’m holding on to some hope that Mother Nature will thin the herd…but will we have any medical staff left? I never thought I’d agree with Howard but he’s right! And Professor Chapmanis brilliant.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Well, fcku Abbott and Jenner. I read Garland is getting the Government involved in the clusterfuck that is that Handmaiden's Tale law.
Like Maddie, I'm amazed I agree with Stern, but it's true. Now that Uncle Joe decided to stop the fuckery, get ready for the performative scandals the Repugs are gonna stage.

Love Psaki. Love her.

And can I hire Ms. Chatman?


the dogs' mother said...

Professor Chatman - one
smart lady!!!
xoxo :-)

Moving with Mitchell said...

Sometimes Howard Stern shows who used to be a long, long time ago. Nice to see some intelligence today among the self-righteous shit-for-brains.

Bob said...

Or just the girl who gets pregnant as a result of rape or incest has ZERO choices because white men, and Republicans, and Texas,.

That’s what Whoopi Goldberg always says: they won’t stop abortion, they’ll just stop SAFE abortions.
And Texas doesn’t deserve your ass.

I’m hoping, as the government and Joe get more firm about mandates and vaccines, peoplewill realize that’s the ONLY way to get out of this.
Now bleach or flashlights or horse meds.

Caitlyn Jenner is an idiot and proves it every time she opens either side of her mouth.
Howard is so right, and so on point; fuck ‘em.
Jen has zero fucks to give fools like Abbott.

Yes she is, and we need more like her.

I was surprised and impressed by Howard. Good on him.

Deedles said...

I see two people (I use the term loosely) who would benefit from a good dose of whores (not a typo) paste. Guess who?

Bohemian said...

So the Covidiot Texas Taliban Gov is gonna somehow eliminate Rapists BEFORE they Rape and any Victim would then need to make the difficult decision about what to do once impregnated? Jenner has always been a self-centered Moron who would have been forgotten and gone into obscurity a long time ago without Bad Reality TV Shows... now Politics seems the 'in' thing for Losers to get into to remain desperately relevant. I think we should go all in and make Prof. Chatman's suggestions Law too, once it starts negatively impacting Men who get Women pregnant, well, I'm pretty sure they'd ditch all the Misogyny bullshit. As for Covidiots, yes, ban them from receiving Medical Care for The Rona if they refused the Vaccine, consequence for intentional ignorance to chose not to protect themselves and refuse the Science of a Vaccine, but then get desperate to embrace the Science of Medicine once they've realized their folly too late.

Bob said...

Um, Caitlyn and Greggie????

Nailed it!!! Brava!

Dave R said...

Abbott = asshole

Jen Psaki will soon be an icon

Howard? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Jim J knows his state is dying fast.

I agree with Carliss, completely.

As for Jenner? there's nothing to say.

Travel said...

You have a seemingly endless ability to make me laugh out loud, "This bitch tosses a word salad that even Sarah Palin hears and whispers, ‘What the fuck?"

Bob said...


That you, sir, that makes ME happy!

uptonking said...

To be fair... Jenner, trainwreck of a human being that she is, makes a point and makes it well. However, I think Federal law and statutes should supersede a state's choice in such a matter. And I think that is what will happen with Abbott's law, although with the SCOTUS being all kinds of messed up... ?

Chatman raises some very succinct and powerful points. Not that Abbott could wrap his tiny mind around them.

Justice IS served... I love that he's bucking the trend. And in such plain speak. Hope it reaches a few...

Stern. Surprised that he makes so much sense. Good for him.

Psaki should be president. I love her no-nonsense approach to the truth of a situation. Smart beats dumb... but not when it's outranked. Again... Abbott is so ignorant that he probably read what she said and can't make any sense of it. That's how dense this little man is.

Abbott... like all repulsivecans... never actually answers a question. The art of deflection. SMH The media need to hold these truth dodgers to the floor and get them to acknowledge their BS.

Thanks, Bob. Kizzes.

Steve Reed said...

Sounds like Caitlyn is trying (clumsily) to play both sides of the fence. I don't always like Howard Stern or agree with what he says, but in this case, PREACH! (Same for Jim Justice.)

Janie Junebug said...

Rape will never end. Men beating women will never end. Greg Abbot will end, but probably not for a very long time. I'm surprised Howard Stern said something I like. Jen Psaki--I love her. I try to watch the afternoon press briefing as often as possible.