The Gayest Oscar Show EVER!!!!!!

I love me some Oscar.

I'm a big gay Oscar show queen; it's like my Superbowl, so cut me some slack.

I love the wacky fashion and the inane rambling thank-you speeches; the things that happen that shouldn't; the things that should happen but don't.

And, well, it's just so gay.

And this year proves to be the gayest Oscars ever. With lots of man candy and gay heartthrobs on a show produced by a gay man, Adam Shankman.

It don't get much gayer, unless it's the Tony's.

Here are just some of my :::::Hot Flashes::::: for Sunday night:

Chris Pine

Bradley Cooper

Jake Gyllenhaal

Tom Ford

Keanu Reeves

Gerard Butler

Ryan Reynolds

Sam Worthington

Channing Tatum

And, for the younger gays, or the gays who like their mens younger, but legal:

Zac Efron

Taylor Lautner