Minute Rant: Mary Kay Letourneau

So, Mary Kay Letourneau, that teacher who thought it perfectly fine to have sex with her thirteen-year-old student, that teacher who was arrested, and served two prison terms for being a sexual predator, and who is now married to the former-child-she-f**ked and is a registered Level 2 sex offdender, has surfaced from the Pedophilia Bog to tell Barbara Walters — who apparently has no idea what retirement means — that she wants to teach again and would like to get her name off that pedophile registry so she get back to teaching full-time.

Um, Mary Kay, may I call you that, or should I stick to Convicted Child Rapist? I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure that even if you find some judge fool enough to remove your name from the Sexual Predator list, you’re a little too well-known as a child molester to get another teaching job.

Why don’t you sit back down, and just be quiet … forever … because if you think anyone feels sorry for you because you lost your ability to teach after having sex with an underage student, a student, you’re still riding in First Class on the Delusional Train.