Kirstie Alley has been trending on Twitter again lately, but
the only reason Kirstie Alley trends anywhere is not because what’s left of her
career, but because she’s gone off the deep end again … like when she Tweeted
this:
“I’m voting for [______] because he’s NOT a politician. I voted
for him 4 years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this
reason. He gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around
quickly. There you have it folks there you have it”
It’s hard to figure out if this is the craziest thing she’s ever
done, or is it still the time she pretended to have lost a lot of weight on
Jenny Craig and wore a bikini on Oprah. Nope, it’s clearly her political bent
and TwitFits, like one where she seemed to show her support of QAnon:
“WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL. I like it”
She likes pedophile conspiracy theorists, but hates … hates …
Nancy Pelosi:
“The ‘process’
EVIL NANCY PELOSI speaks of is an attempt at a presidential takeover of a
President by glorified BAKER ACT .. don’t believe a word that comes out of this
witche’s [sic] mouth..and yes she gives witches a bad name.”
Off her
meds. Off her rocker. Off her diet?
And lotsa
people went after her on Twitter, though I did not because she’s blocked me, I
might have questioned her membership in the Cult of Scientology and, if they
believed in therapy, would they get her
to a therapist. But, you know, Tom Cruise wouldn’t have that, so people took
other avenues to mock Kirstie, like a Twitterer named Don Moynihan:
“The
President of the United States is, in fact, a politician. Granted, not one with
basic skills of coalition-building or managing a government, but he is a
politician in the worst possible meaning of the term: empty promises,
exploiting fear and sowing hatred.”
Another named
Timothy Dunn tells a personal story:
“I waited on
Kirstie Alley back when she was the Jenny Craig lady. She tipped 20%, never
made eye contact, and quietly asked me to discreetly bring her a coffee cup
full of hot fudge, which I watched her eat WITH A SPOON, and no one can EVER
take that precious memory away from me.”
And Bess
Kalb nailed it:
“I wonder if
Kirstie Alley would still vote for [_____] if she heard [______] privately
describe Kirstie Alley.”
And then
celebrities came for her, some with childish bites and some with sharp teeth.
Judd Apatow,
was childish:
“Shelly Long was way funnier than you.”
Fellow actress Patricia Arquette was better:
“Well my vote for Biden canceled yours out. I have done my civic
duty of the day.”
Meanwhile, comedian Natasha Rothwell used razor sharp teeth:
“Kirstie Alley’s tweet screamed ‘I can’t read! I don’t watch the
news! Black Lives Don’t Matter! My body, your choice! and Pussies wear masks!
And sexuality is a preference!' But all I can think about is how 87% of the
people on here will have to google who she is.”
In the end,
however, Kirstie was suddenly overwhelmed by the negativity:
“Don’t think
I’ve ever seen so much name-calling in my life. Definitely not on my site here
anyway I guess I’m not allowed to have a viewpoint without being called a
really nasty names by what I’m going to suppose are really nasty people”
Funny she
has a problem being called nasty names when she used Twitter to voice her
support for a man who calls people he doesn’t like nasty names. But that’s
Kirstie Alley, alone in her mansion, hooked on Scientology and a racist rapist
president, so I’ll end with a Tweet that sums it all up, from The Hoarse
Whisperer said:
“If MAGA and
Scientology get a divorce, who gets custody of Kirstie Alley?”
Snap.
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