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Mitch McConnell, urging people—well, to be fair, mostly Republicans—to get
vaccinated: “It
never occurred to me after three highly effective vaccines were developed in
under a year that we’d have difficulty getting Americans to take the shots, but
that’s obviously where we are. These shots need to get in everybody’s arm
as rapidly as possible or we’re going to be back in a situation in the fall
that we don’t yearn for that we went through last year. I don’t know how I
could be any more clear than I have been. I’ve been saying the same thing about
vaccinations all along the way. Others can say whatever they choose to say, but
this is something I think I’m a good example of, something I know the answer
to. It is not at all unclear that the way to avoid getting back in the
hospital is to get vaccinated. I want to encourage everybody to do that and to
ignore all of these other voices that are giving demonstrably bad advice.” Um,
Bitch, er, Mitch? I don’t recall you standing side-by-side with the current
president urging people to get vaccinated. I don’t recall you pushing it at all
until you realized that with this Delta Variant only the unvaccinated seem to
be dying, which means your constituents. And only then, when you realized your
supporters might die, have you spoken up, so you can take your earnest little
statement and shove it up your ass because you are part of the problem. |
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Sean Hannity, Fox News, urging his audience to get the COVID vaccine: “Please
take COVID seriously, I can’t say it enough. Enough people have died. We don’t
need any more deaths. Research like crazy, talk to your doctor, your doctors,
medical professionals you trust based on your unique medical history, your current
medical condition, and you and your doctor make a very important decision for
your own safety. Take it seriously. I believe in science, I believe in the
science of vaccination.” Hannity
downplayed the deadliness of the virus for a year but now that it’s his
audience most likely to become infected and die, he’s also suddenly speaking
out. Pandering hack; meanwhile, also at Fox … |
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Brian
Kilmeade, Fox News, not really pushing for people to be vaccinated,
but flip-flopping on listening to a president dispense healthcare advice: “Now
that vaccines are open to everyone and information expertise are everywhere,
why does it matter how many COVID cases we have in this country? Now that we
all have a choice in how to handle our personal health including vaccines,
distancing, masks, why do we need the president of the United States and
Facebook to shut us down and shut down our lives once again? And for those of
you who think it’s just a California problem, you are wrong. It’s now a Las
Vegas problem, and soon every liberal city will soon follow suit. We have seen
this movie. But let’s get this straight. 97 percent of COVID hospitalizations
are unvaccinated people who, by the way, made their own choice not to be
vaccinated. And if you need a reason to get vaccinated, I guess you just got
one. But, since when do we count on the president of the United States for
healthcare advice? Let me answer that, we do not, but that isn’t stopping him
from offering up his unsolicited unscientific input.” People
still aren’t getting the vaccine or masking or socially distancing, and so they
and now dying. It’s
funny that Kilmeade pushed all of Thing 45’s cures last year, the bleach and
hydroxychloroquine and anything else, when 600,000+ people were dying, but he
doesn’t push a vaccine because … Democrat. |
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Mitt Romney, a Republican urging Americans to get
vaccinated and calling the rising politicization of vaccines within his party
“moronic”: “It’s grossly misfortunate and a
huge human cost to have made vaccination political. After all, [Thing 45] and
his supporters take credit for developing the vaccine, why the heck won’t they
take advantage of taking the vaccine they received plaudits for having
developed?” Short answer: ignorance. Fed by
the GQP and Fox News. Yes, MAGAts get their medical advice from people like
Fucker Carlson and Steve Scalise. |
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Madison Cawthorn, poster boy for the modern-day Hitler
youth, also at CPAC, lying about Democrats going door-to-door to push people to get
vaccinated: “They’re starting to talk about going door-to-door to take
the vaccines to the people. Think about the mechanisms they would have to build
to be able to actually execute that massive of a thing. And then think about
what else those mechanisms could be used for. They could then go door-to-door
take your guns. They could go door-to-door to take your bibles.” He really has a pretty little mouth that would be better put
to use with a dick in it. |
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Luke Prokop, pro hockey player, coming out just weeks
before entering his first NHL training camp with the Nashville Predators: “While the past year and a half has been crazy, it has also
given me the chance to find my true self. I am no longer scared to hide who I
am. Today I am proud to publicly tell everyone that I am gay. It has been quite
the long journey to get to this point in my life, but I could not be happier
with my decision to come out. From a young age I have dreamed of being an NHL
player, and I believe living my authentic life will allow me to bring my whole
self to the rink and improve my chances of fulfilling my dreams. I wouldn’t be
able to do this without my amazing family, friends and agents—who have known
this about me and met me with love every step of the way. I hope that in
sharing who I am I can help other people see that gay people are welcome in the
hockey community, as we work to make sure hockey truly is for everyone. I may
be new to the [LGBTQ+] community but I am eager to learn about the strong and
resilient people who came before me, and paved the way so I could be more
comfortable today. This is just the beginning of my journey and I am anxious to
see where it takes me both in hockey and in life.” Welcome out, Luke, and please accept, as our gift from KOMO
HQ, the Official Coming Out Toaster Oven™ and a copy of the Gay Agenda. Your giant step will help so many, especially athletes, step
out, too. So, thanks and, again, Welcome out. |
