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So we were watching the Oscars the other night and they announce that Mick Jagger is coming out to present an award and Carlos says:

“Mick Jagger?”

“Yes, sweetie, Mick Jagger.”

“Is he related to Mick Jagger the singer?”

“No, sweetie he IS Mick Jagger the singer.”

“Is he English? Because he has a funny accent.”

This is from Carlos who has the funniest accent ever.

And imagine what he might do in 2025 to fix the economy rather than focusing on taking control of the Post Office.

The more things change, the more we get the same stupid from The Felon.

Say what you want about Naomi Campbell but the bitch can rock a runway … even at fifty-four! Just don’t make her mad when she’s holding a cell phone!

Isn’t it funny how the GOP denigrates Volodymyr Zelenskyy for coming into the Oval Office and not wearing a suit, but then say not a word about Leon Skum, the Ketamine Kid, entering the Oval in a t-shirt, jacket and baseball cap?

It's almost like they don’t see their hypocrisy.

He’s shaving his upper cheeks now that he’s finished with the lower ones. Smooth cakes, baby.

I woke up Saturday morning and was doing some internet surfing when I saw a notice of Extreme Fire Danger in South Carolina. What? I’d never seen that in all the years we’ve lived in and was surprised. Cut to four hours later when I said to Carlos:

“Call the fire department.”

There was a fire alongside the road from three houses down and it was headed our way. It was coming down the hill toward our neighbor’s house so we got our hose and helped spray the flames while other neighbors ran with buckets.

Luckily, the fire department showed quickly and put all the fires out—no damage to any structures—and then Carlos and I had a nice chat with the fire chief and thanked him and his team them for their service.

Now, as I write this on Wednesday morning, we are awaiting tornados and heavy rain.

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A couple of weeks ago singer Sheryl Crow, disgusted by Leon Skum’s presidency, sold her Tesla and donated the money to National Public Radio [NPR]

This week Cassandra Peterson, AKA Elvira, actor and media personality, followed suit and sold her Tesla to NPR and then gave the profits to NPR. But first she wrote ‘Elon SuX’ on the side of her car.

For anyone, and I mostly mean the people on the right who only believe what a convicted felon says, here are some facts:

Between 2014 and 2022 Ukraine held over 200 talks with Russia, reaching 20 cease-fire agreements.

Russia promptly violated all those agreements and invaded Ukraine on February 22, 2022.

Anyone, ANYONE, advocating for negotiations are either misled, uninformed or aligned with Russia.

That’s all.

I was visiting blogs the other morning and I found this on Voenix Rising and for some reason my mind went right to Maddie …

Silvester Ruck is a 36-year-old German born model who was discovered by agent David Todd of DT Model Management at a Coffee Bean in Beverly Hills; coffee is nice, but Would You Hit It?

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Odd, the timing, but ALLEGEDLY Tom Girardi, who is being sued for embezzling millions in settlement payments to the family of victims of an air disaster, is claiming he has health issues.

Sorry, grifter, not sorry. Attorneys for the estranged husband of reality “star” Erika Jayne say Girardi suffered a “serious illness” in recent months for which he needed to be hospitalized. The documents further claim that Girardi “couched everything” related to his ongoing case due to his illness, which caused him to be away from his law firm, and that Girardi’s hospitalization was the “mistake” that caused some families to not be paid in full.

Oh, the sin of ‘I was sick’? Bull shiz. Erika needed more ugly couture, and you’d do anything to have a Barbie doll on your arm.

PS In addition the air disaster suit, Girardi is also being sued by Wells Fargo Financial Services for ALLEGEDLY breaching a written agreement with the bank. And his law firm partner, Robert Keese, is suing to dissolve their law firm; and Keese, joined by Robert Finnerty and Jill O’Callahan, ALLEGES Girardi never paid them the approximately $315,000 in income from the partnership, claiming he took the money “for his own personal gain”, AKA Erika Jayne’s shoe closet, I’m guessing.

Again, sorry not sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Grifter.

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When last we left my arch-enemy Naomi Campbell, she was trying to steal my sequined thunder at a holiday party. But, from the looks of things, that may have been the last time Naomi was fierce.

You see, before lockdown, before social distancing, before masks, before we were using the term COVID-19, Naomi knew it was gonna get real, and she set about protecting what she values most: herself. Last March, Naomi began wearing …wait for it, it’s so fashion WTF … a head-to-toe hazmat suit. And she’s still wearing them—except to that damned party—and buying in bulk from Amazon:

“I bought [the hazmat suits] in bulk and I bought them on subscription, so they keep coming. There was one point when my subscription hadn’t come because they’d run out, and I panicked, even though I wasn’t going anywhere.”

So, she has closets full of hazmat couture, but she doesn’t go anywhere? Maybe that’s because after she began walking around London dressed like an extra from Contagion, people thought she was being selfish:

“It was funny because when I first wore one people were like, ‘She should give that to the hospital. Why’s she stealing?’ They were acting like I was stealing supplies from the hospital … So, I started answering back, saying, ‘I got it on Amazon! I got it on Amazon!’ I bought it fair and square on the internet.”

But, Naomi, darrrrrrrrrrrrling. If you aren’t going anywhere, and the hazmat suits keep coming, you could polish up your image by donating the unused ones, you know.

DUCK! Here comes a phone!

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I never watched Heroes when it was on, though I did have my gaydar piqued at the arrival of not-quite-out-all-the-way, soon to be Husband-In-My-Head, Zachary Quinto, but I have learned that it wasn’t always the most diverse place to work. The show ALLEGEDLY fired many actors of color during its first few seasons, and Leonard Roberts was one of those actors. He played DL Hawkins, who was married to white actress Ali Larter’s character, and now he’s spilling the tea, saying he was let go because Larter is a racist.

He says his character was supposed to be introduced in the pilot, but:

“After the show was picked up to series, I learned my character had been removed from the pilot and would be introduced in the second episode. I briefly wondered if Black folks in the TV game suffered the same fate as our counterparts in pre-Jordan Peele horror films, and were the first to go upon a new show’s pickup.”

Then came the photo shoot for ads touting the show, when the three lone actors of color were, as Roberts says, “relegated to the back and sides of photo after photo because, we were told, we were ‘tall’.” He was then told his character wouldn’t be introduced in the second episode after all, but he’d make his debut by episode 5 …or 6. And then came Ali Larter. As episode 6 began filming, his character, D.L. Hawkins, was in an interracial marriage with Niki Sanders [Ali Larter], and Larter took issue with a scene involving intimacy:

“[During] the staging of a bedroom scene, [Larter] took umbrage with the level of intimacy being suggested between our characters. … Our director asked if she was willing to lower the straps of the top … and expose her bare shoulders only above the sheet… [Larter] refused … and I was instantly aware of the tension on the set. … [Larter] insisted she was … being asked to remove her top completely, and rehearsal was cut. She then demanded a meeting with [the director] Greg Beeman and the producers who were on set and proceeded to have an intense and loud conversation in which she expressed she had never been so disrespected—as an actress, a woman or a human being.”

But Roberts says that Larter had already shot a love scene with white actor Adrian Pasdar and had no issues with being asked to appear naked onscreen. He also talked of the promises from producers that his job was secure for the second season, only to find himself unemployed as the season ended. He asked for a sit down with producers who told him his firing was due to “the Ali Larter situation” and said they couldn’t figure out a way to include his character in the show if Larter didn’t like him.

Now, while Roberts clearly is no fan of Larter, he’s placing most of the blame on the higher-ups for allowing Larter’s ALLEGED views to drive the show and drive him off the show. Still as soon as his piece came out in Variety, Larter spewed this:

“I am deeply saddened to hear about Leonard Roberts’ experience on Heroes and I am heartbroken reading his perception of our relationship, which absolutely doesn’t match my memory nor experience on the show. I respect Leonard as an artist and I applaud him or anyone using their voice and platform. I am truly sorry for any role I may have played in his painful experience during that time and I wish him and his family the very best.” 

She’s sorry he thinks she’s racist, but she doesn’t remember being a racist, but if she was being racist, she certainly didn’t mean it.

Uh huh.

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Well, to cleanse that story from my mind, here’s this: Jeff Bezos, owner of Amazon and some 92% of the entire planet, has been dragged during the pandemic for forcing his employees to work, and for pocketing millions and millions during the pandemic as everyone shops from home, and keeping most of those coins in his pockets.

And it just got a little worse because Jeff’s ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott, who took half his fortune in the divorce, keeps giving money away, while he hoards it. MacKenzie, worth an estimated $60B, has given away another $4B last month, following the $2B she gave away in July.

And while she is currently listed as the 18th richest person in the world, she seems to be making good on her post-divorce and post-settlement promise to give away all her wealth “until the safe is empty.” And with this latest giveaway—to financial service providers for under-resourced communities, education for marginalized and underserved individuals, civil rights advocacy groups, legal defense funds that take on institutional discrimination, local chapters of Goodwill, Meals on Wheels, YMCA and United Way; the NAACP; Global Fund for Women; and ACE [Access to Capital for Entrepreneurs], which provides affordable loans to underserved small businesses—she also took her ex-husband to task, in saying:

“This pandemic has been a wrecking ball in the lives of Americans already struggling. Economic losses and health outcomes alike have been worse for women, for people of color, and for people living in poverty. Meanwhile, it has substantially increased the wealth of billionaires.”

Sure, it’s a drop in the bucket considering her Amazon stocks have soared this year, but when we all decide to eat the rich, maybe we’ll just nibble on her after we pick clean the bones of Jeff.

Just sayin’.

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How Humiliating ....

 At our annual office Christmas Party, my co-worker/rival Naomi Campbell and I showed up in the same outfit. There was shrieking and crying and someone threw a phone, and I went home.

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

I learned a loooong time ago that you don’t fu— mess with Naomi Campbell. I mean, I still have a cell phone dent in my melon from pissing her off.

So, I pity Naomi’s ex-boyfriend, billionaire Valdislav Doronin, who left her for Knaomi-Knockoff Luo Zilin. I pity him because he is asking for all the money that he ALLEGEDLY lent to Naomi during their five years together.

Naomi and Vlad dated from 2008 to 2013, and just now, seven years later, he wants his coins back? Сука пожалуйста … Russian for, ‘Bitch, please.’ It’s a good thing that Vlad is rich, because he’s gonna need extra security now that he’s pissed off The Diva.

Vladislav filed the lawsuit against Naomi, claiming that she has refused to pay back the money he loaned her—though he cannot remember how much he gave her—and is keeping some of his “personal property” that he ALLEGES is worth about $3 million.

One thing he’s not asking to be returned is the house, in the shape of the Eye of Horus, on Cleopatra Island in Turkey that he gave her.

Vlad better keep one eye open when he sleeps because, as I said, you don’t fu— mess with Naomi.

Ev.Er.

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Publishing house Harper Collins is suing Lindsay Lohan for nearly $400,000, claiming the actress never delivered a manuscript for a book deal struck over six years ago.

Seriously? You gave Lohan 400K six years ago and expected her to write a book? I once gave her four bucks to read a book and I’m still waiting.

At any rate, according to the lawsuit, Lohan and her company Crossheart Productions, entered into a contract with HarperCollins in 2014 for a book that was originally due a year later. The publishing house gave Crossheart a $365,000 advance for the deal which “was given to Lohan,” but the manuscript—about her 2013 stint in rehab--never materialized, even after she was given a two-year extension on the deadline.

Oh Harper Collins, the only book Lindsay is capable of writing is how she can get a publishing house to give her nearly half-a-million dollars to write a book … and then never write it.

 And that 400K is long gone …probably in Twizzlers and vodka.

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Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show is premiering later this month and will apparently start the new season with Ellen trying to dig herself out of the massive hole her ego and ALLEGED meanness have gotten her into. The first show back will be September 21, without a studio audience, because we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and Ellen don’t like no Booing.

She is set, again ALLEGEDLY, to discuss the ALLEGATIONS of foul behavior of her former senior production team—Kevin Leman, Ed Glavin, and Jonathan Norman—and ALLEGATIONS that she’s a cold unfeeling shrew to her staff and crew, that she knew employees were treated like shit and did nothing about it, and that she ALLEGELY tried to save a few coins by filming the show at one of her seven LA mansions using a non-union crew.

And this all comes with the newest stories that working in one of Ellen’s many homes is also a nightmare. A source, who claims to have worked at one of Ellen and Portia de Rossi's many homes, ALLEGES that Ellen is a nightmare to work for, hyper-demanding and extremely picky. Ellen would be set off by a misplaced saltshaker, or the amount of foam in her latter, and would start each morning giving her staff a list of complaints from the previous day:

“Sometimes she would yell at us, but it was more about the incredibly condescending tone she would use. She treated you like you were nothing. She was going to torture you and you were just going to sit there and listen to it because you were being paid. Ellen was the worst person that I’ve ever met in my life. She takes pleasure in firing people. Before I took the position, people were warning me not to take it.”

It sounds like Ellen’s first show back isn’t going to be all comedy and dancing, but more apologizing and bowing and scraping.

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Lastly some loooong overdue Good News …

After infesting the airwaves for what feels like an eternity in Hell, but has really been Lucky 13 years, Keeping Up With The Kardastrophes is Kancelled!

Oh, don’t despair, that Klan will be back. They just realized they could make many more Koins on some streaming service and told E! to kiss their ginormous asses. I mean, c’mon, it takes a lot of money to keep them in Botox and fillers and Cher’s old Las Vegas showgirl costumes.

Plus, there’s that whole Deal with the Devil that That Woman made thirteen years back and clearly Satan has come a’callin’ for his Koins.

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I Didn't Say It ...

Hillary Clinton, on whether or not _____ is a racist:

“I think he has thrown his lot in with many people and groups whose stated objection is white nationalism, white supremacy, how could you explain what he did and why after Charlottesville? … He has been racist, he’s been sexist, he’s been Islamophobic, he has been anti-LGBTQ, I mean, there’s a long list. He has a view of America that is incredibly constricted. And he talks to that America. He talks to them all the time.”

Which is why the rest of America needs to stand up and vote, and vote Blue and votewoemn and people of color and LGBTQ Americans.

Send.That.Message.

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Kellyanne Conway, _____’s Minister of Propaganda, has said she, too, is a victim of sexual assault:

"I feel very empathetic, frankly, for victims of sexual assault and sexual harassment and rape. I'm a victim of sexual assault. I don't expect Judge Kavanaugh or Jake Tapper or Jeff Flake or anybody to be held responsible for that. You have to be responsible for your own conduct.”

A victim of sexual assault is saying that Dr. Christine Blasey Ford is responsible for her own conduct of being taken into a room and held down against her will while a drunken frat boy tried to rape her.

Take a seat Kelly, you’re an embarrassment to women.

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Jake Tapper, on _____ mocking Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for reporting a sexual assault and taking on Senator John Cornyn who said such comments are not “useful”:

“We don’t know if President _____ thinks it’s useful to ridicule a woman claiming she was sexually assaulted or if he just did it ’cause he thought it was fun. But let’s take a moment to reflect that the President of the United States believes it’s appropriate. There appears to be no bottom.”

He just goes lower and lower. That’ll be his legacy ... President Pig.

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_____, in response to a question about Brett Kavanaugh’s drinking habits, said he had “compromising” info on a Democratic senator and then claimed to be a teetotaler:

“I happen to know some United States senators. One who is on the other side, who’s pretty aggressive. I’ve seen that person in very bad situations. Okay? I’ve seen that person in very bad situations. Somewhat compromising. And I think it’s very unfair to bring up things like this. I was surprised how vocal [Kavanaugh] was about the fact that he likes beer, and he’s had a little bit of difficulty, I mean he talked about things that happened when he drinks. This is not a man that said that he was perfect with respect to alcohol…I’m not a drinker. I can honestly say I never had a beer in my life. It’s one of my only good traits. I don’t drink. I never had a glass of alcohol. I never had alcohol. For whatever reason. Can you imagine if I had? What a mess I’d be. I would be the world’s worst. I never drank. I never drank.”

First off, this is just another time he’s claimed to ‘know’ something but then not divulging it which proves he’s lying.

And, while it may be true that he doesn’t drink alcohol, his constant sniffing suggests another habit.

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Eric Reid, who gained notoriety when he became the first player to join then-teammate Colin Kaepernick in taking a knee during the national anthem, signed with the Carolina Panthers, and spoke about the movement at his first press conference:

“Next year will be 2019. It will mark 400 years since the first slaves touched the soil of this country. That’s 400 years of systemic oppression. That’s slavery, Jim Crow, new Jim Crow, mass incarceration, you name it. The Great Depression—they come out with the New Deal, and black people didn’t have access to those government stimulus packages. The New Deal set up what is known as the modern-day middle class. We didn’t have access to those programs, the GI Bill, social security, home loans, none of that. So this has been happening since my people have gotten here. And so, I just felt the need to say something about it.”

Take a knee. Take a stand.

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Anthony Kennedy, former Supreme Court Justice whose retirement created the vacancy for Kavanaugh, on maintaining civil discourse:

“Perhaps we didn’t do too good a job teaching the importance of preserving democracy by an enlightened civic discourse. In the first part of this century we’re seeing the death and decline of democracy.”

Perhaps had you not been forced out we wouldn’t be in this mess right now.

So, thanks, but take a seat.

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Jimmy Kimmel, ripping Junior a new one over his disbelief that Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford has a fear of flying … Junior Tweeted: “I’m no psychology professor but it does seem weird to me that someone could have a selective fear of flying. Can’t do it to testify but for vacation, well it’s not a problem at all”:

“I agree, you’re not a psychology professor. You are a dull-witted human canker sore who shoots baby hippos out of daddy’s helicopter because it’s the only way you can get an erection. Do us a favor, put the Twitter aside. Go rub a tub of Axe extreme-hold hair gel on your empty head, you chinless son of a circus peanut. Could there be a dumber thing to be than Donald _____ Jr.?”

I think that sums it up.

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Greg Abbott, Republican Governor of Texas, called Senate candidate, and Democrat, Beto O’Rourke as “cult-like” in the way that he’s garnered attention in his bid to unseat Ted Cruz:

“He’s been a cult-like, very popular figure the way that he’s run the campaign, but you don’t vote on cult, you don’t vote on personality when you get to the U.S. Senate. You vote on the issues. Texans are hostile to any candidate who’s talking about raising their taxes. Texans are hostile to anybody talking about big government programs run their lives.”

Huh. Tell that to the 55,000 Texans who came to see Beto the other night, compared to the hundreds who show up for Cruz.

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Naomi Campbell, on the Cardi B and Nicki Minaj shoe-hurling mess at the Harper’s Bazaar ICONS party:

“It was called an Icon Party but there were no icons there. And I’m going to say it because I told it to Carine Roitfeld to her face. I don’t think it’s something I can’t say. But Kate and I were at home on the couch watching TV. But I was disappointed. I don’t want to see women of color fight. I don’t want to see women fight period. So not there, not that. It’s all music. There’s no division of music and music is for everyone. There’s no discrimination. So I felt very disappointed.”

I love Naomi Campbell but …

In 1998 Campbell beat her assistant Georgina Galanis about the face and neck with a phone and also threatened to throw her out of a moving car.

In 2005 then-assistant Amanda Brack accused Campbell of assaulting her with a BlackBerry mobile phone. Also in 2005, Naomi beat up her longtime friend, actress Yvonne Scio, because she was wearing too similar a dress to the one worn by Campbell.

In 2006 Naomi was arrested for wreaking havoc on a boat. Again in 2006 Naomi was arrested for hitting her housekeeper with a cellphone.

That said, I’ll be going into hiding now, because I think Naomi knows where I live.

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It's Snarkurday!

Remember when Canadian Prime Minister, and Certified Hottie™, Justin Trudeau visited the White House after Hair Furor waddled into office? And remember that photo of Complicit _____—Complicit is a loose translation of Ivanka—looking longingly at Justin? It’s clear Complicit would kick Jared to the curb if Justin would only ...

And she might get her chance because last week Justin Trudeau and Complicit enjoyed a night out together on Broadway. The pair arrived at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater, in the same motorcade, though in separate vehicles, to watch a performance of Come From Away, a Canadian musical about how a small Newfoundland town aided stranded airline passengers after the 9/11 attacks.

Complicit—who doesn’t have an official position in the White House because no one ever thought to make Daughter I’d Bang If we Weren’t Related a cabinet position—sat right between South Carolina’s own Nikki Haley, ambassador to the UN, and Justin. Now, I'm guessing Jared was SRO ... or SOL, and, sadly for Complicit, Justin brought along his wife, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau.

To be fair, this is the kind of event Michelle Obama might have attended but you can imagine Complicit’s face lighting up with the news that Justin was in New York and wanted to go to Broadway. But why not let the real First Lady, Melania, go to the play. I mean, she’s already in New York and Complicit had to fly up after getting a sitter for the kids and locking Jared in a  closet.

Right?

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Speaking of remembering ... remember when Sandra Bullock dumped husband Jesse James? And remember how she instantly stopped speaking of him ever again? Well, someone should’a told that to Jesse because, seven years after the split, he’s still talking about his failed marriage and the loss of their son Louis.

James was plugging his new gun-making business, Jesse James Firearms Unlimited, and his NRA clothing line—seriously, Sandra, you dodged a huge bullet kicking that one to the curb—and began talking about Sandra because, well, if he didn’t dish Bullock people would be all, “and you are ...?”

James, now married to billionaire shampoo and tequila heiress Alexis DeJoria, says he has “no regrets” about his marriage to Sandra Bullock, and also doesn’t regret being a lying cheating adulterer:

“Yeah, I did cheat on my wife, yeah, I stood up and took accountability for it and apologized. And that’s end of story. Everything else was just [shakes his head]. The easy [put down] is like, oh well you cheated on Sandra Bullock. That’s the world’s easiest comeback. In general, both women and men cheat. It’s part of life.”

Only for douchebags, Jesse.

And then he adds that a lot of good came out of his divorce because it helped him to focus on being a better dad to his kids and give them a better life away from LA—he moved to Austin in 2010 where, coincidentally, Bullock has a home though he swears he doesn’t see her ... stalker.

Isn’t it funny that he married Bullock, cheated on her and seems to brag about it? I betcha his new wife is thrilled about how much he talks about his ex and how much he thinks that cheating is just what some folks do.

Again, it’s douchebags, Jesse. Douchebags.

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Continuing with the remembering theme ... remember when people said Pippa Middleton’s ass upstaged Duchess Kate [Middleton] and Prince William on their royal wedding day?

Paybacks are a bitch, Pippa. See, now Pippa is marrying James Matthews and she doesn’t want Prince Hot Ginger AKA Harry to bring his new girlfriend, American actress Meghan Markle, to the wedding because then she’ll be upstaged.

See, Meghan was Prince Hot Ginger’s plus one at the wedding of his friend, Lara Hughes-Young, and the paparazzi were all over the new couple and Pippa’s afraid that will happen again. Now, that doesn’t mean she sent Harry an invitation that said, “Due to seating restrictions, no Plus Ones will be allowed” but she may employ that age-old No Ring, No Bring, mentality ... meaning unless Harry and Meghan are engaged or married, Meghan needs to stay home.

A source—and it’s a royal source—says:

“[Pippa] saw how all eyes were on Meghan rather than Lara last week. The situation was also stressful for Harry. Pippa and her mother Carole wonder whether Meghan’s presence could cause a great deal of unnecessary chaos.”

Chaos. Jealousy. Either way, Pippa knows all about taking focus from the bride because she did it to her sister who married the future King of England.

Have a seat Pippa.

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Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow was the advocate for steam cleaning your vagina? And remember when actual doctors warned against blowing hot air into your cooch? Then GOOP talked about sticking an egg up in there and again medical professionals said, “Uh, that’s a no.”

Well, no matter who says what about what GOOP does to her lady-parts, she does not care for them, or for you.

Paltrow gave an interview to Women’s Health about her new brand of vitamins and, as happens with Paltrow, she began whining about the peasants who are too simple-minded to understand that she can see the future and the future is Stanley Steaming your vagina and using it to raise baby chicks:

“When you’re at the forefront of something that’s new, people can get really reactive: ‘This is crazy! Why are you doing this?’ Then, five years later, everyone’s fine with it. ... Also, when someone doesn’t like something you do, or doesn’t share your interest in something, that doesn’t have anything to do with you. One of the best things someone ever said to me was that the only time criticism hurts is if you have a judgment about yourself about that very thing. If someone’s like, ‘You dick, you have red hair!’ and you’ve got brown hair, it doesn’t bother you. It’s a blessing to be liberated from the chains of other people’s perceptions of you. It’s part of wellness, working at that. I’ve gotten to a point where I like myself. I do my best as a person. I also have nothing to hide.”

Lord, this woman is so full of herself. It’s part of her wellness that she doesn’t listen to anyone who disagrees with her, including, again, medical professionals.

Can’t she stop with the vagina monologues and get back to acting and having Harvey Weinstein buy her another Oscar?

What? You believe she deserved the award for Shakespeare in Love?

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So JLo and Drake’s real love is over ... because their collaboration is over and so no need to seek attention, and so JLo has moved on to A-Rod.

A-Rod was dating 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki until recently and JLo was already packing Drake’s backpack and sending him home so ... JLo and A-Rod are the new It Couple of the Second. But there are some who say that, while JLo ALLEGEDLY dumped Drake because he schtupped a porn star in Amsterdam, that wasn’t until late January and JLo has been spotted with A-rod for a couple of months now.

So, does that mean JLo was doing the two dudes at the same time ... though not in the same place though, if that were true I would not be surprised.

All of that leads me to believe that JLo and A-rod's new couple name should be A-Hole.

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So ... cat fight. And when one of the cats is Naomi Campbell ... duck! ... and the other is Rihanna, look out.

Naomi was on Watch What Happens Live last week and a viewer Tweeted in that she’d noticed Campbell and Rihanna had unfollowed each other on Instagram ... the first sign of Feud is the Unfollow!

As Andy Cohen read the question, Naomi real still and tense and then said:

“Everything’s fine. Of course it’s fine.”

And then she added:

“I’m an actress now, Andy.”

And a good one, too, apparently.

Sidenote: also on that WHHL was Superstar RuPaul who told a story about performing at Aretha Franklin’s birthday back party in 1995 and when he received a check for his payment, Ree Ree had made out to “Ruth Paul.”

The Queen of Soul!

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Now, speaking of RuPaul and ending on a positive note ... Ru was a guest on Hollywood Today, and hosts Ross Matthews—god I loathe him—and Ali Landry—god I have no idea who she is—brought up his partner of 23 years, Georges LeBar.

While Ru mostly lives and works in L.A., LeBar is a cowboy who mostly lives and works on his ranch in Wyoming, but they make it work—The Cowboy and The Drag Queen, a Very Lifetime Movie!

I said it first! Anyway, Matthews asked when Ru and George were going to get married and Ru ruplied:

“You know, I don’t think I’ve said… I’ve never said this on television before, we are married.”

Yup, RuPaul is a happily married man, having wed his partner of 23 years on their 23rd anniversary.

Ain’t love grand?

And remember, The Cowboy and The Drag Queen, a Very Lifetime Movie! I said it first!

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