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I found a joke on Facebook and thought it funny and decided
to share it with Carlos; it went like this: “A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar, and the
rabbit says. … ‘I think I’m a typo.’” Carlos says: “A type O?” I had to explain it to him. Cut to a few hours later and he comes to me with jokes of his own: “Two atoms are walking
down the street when they run into each other. The first says to the second, ‘Are
you all right? You don't look so good.’ The second atom says: ‘I'm
not feeling very well. I lost an electron!’ "Are you
sure?" "Yeah, I'm
positive!" And he follows that up
with: “A chicken crossed the
road and went into a bar.” I ask if that’s the
whole joke and he says: “Nope, it’s a completely
different joke.” Feel my pain. |
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This Tuxedo Memory is from March 2015 and also involves both
Consuelo and MaxGoldberg … and is entitled, “Well ... I Was Gonna Make The
Bed!” Gosh I miss those two cats, though Consuelo is still a pretty little love bug. |
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This week Mississippi GOP Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith blocked a
Senate bill to protect IVF treatment on a federal level saying it was an issue
that should be left up to the states. But she had another reason: she said … on
the floor of the Senate … that the bill “would legalize the creation of
human-animal chimeras.” You cannot make this shiz up. |
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A Thing
45 supporter, seated next to an older woman on an airplane, turned to her and
said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger.” The
old woman, who had just started to read her book, asked: “What would you want
to talk about?” “Oh,
I don’t know. How about how they stole the election in 2020 and _____ should be
president.” The
woman replied: “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question
first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff—grass—yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse
produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” The
man was surprised by the old woman’s question, and said, “I have no idea.” And
the woman replied, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you
don’t know shit?” Snap! |
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Texas Tech defensive back Tyler Owens is considered one of
the fastest prospects in the 2024 NFL draft class. I guess it’s good that he
has those talents because Owens also said he doesn’t “believe in space” or “other
planets” and subscribes to flat-earth theories that he finds “interesting” and that
have “valid points.” Clearly he’s spent most of his life on the field and very
little in class. |
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MAGAts spend a lot of time talking about their patriotism
and it was on full display at the latest Thing 45 rally in Greensboro, North
Carolina, when the woman asked to sing the National Anthem forgot the words;
she was followed up by a man chosen to lead the Pledge of Allegiance and he,
too, forgot the words. Just sayin’. |
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I saw this on Facebook … and it’s brilliant. If you have not read Eric
Swalwell's questions to Hunter Biden during his hearing, here’s a snippet: SWALWELL: Any time your father
was in government, prior to the Presidency or before, did he ever operate a
hotel? BIDEN: No, he has never operated a
hotel. SWALWELL: So he’s never operated
a hotel where foreign nationals spent millions at that hotel while he was in
office? BIDEN: No, he has not. SWALWELL: Did your father ever
employ in the Oval Office any direct family member to also work in the Oval
Office? BIDEN: My father has never
employed any direct family members, to my knowledge. SWALWELL: While your father was
President, did anyone in the family receive 41 trademarks from China? BIDEN: No. SWALWELL: As President and the
leader of the party, has your father ever tried to install as the chairperson
of the party a daughter-in-law or anyone else in the family? BIDEN: No. And I don’t think
that anyone in my family would be crazy enough to want to be the chairperson of
the DNC. SWALWELL: Has your father ever in
his time as an adult been fined $355 million by any State that he worked in? BIDEN: No, he has not, thank God. SWALWELL: Anyone in your family
ever strike a multibillion-dollar deal with the Saudi Government while your
father was in office? BIDEN: No. SWALWELL: That’s all I’ve got. And
that’s all you need. |
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Domenique Melchior was a winner on Australia’s Next top Model, but that’s neither here nor there: Would You Hit It?    |
