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We all know Matthew Perry was a raging drug and alcohol
addict while on Friends but we know more now because he’s written a book
to tell us … like how he wished death upon Keanu Reeves. Perry was online
bitch-slapped for the part in his memoir where he wonders why actors like River
Phoenix and Heath Ledger die too soon, but “Keanu Reeves still walks among
us” and
offered up some BS apology saying he just grabbed a name out of the sky and it
turned out to be Keanu Reeves. My Thought: Sorry, Matthew but why not say “And yet I still
walk among you.” I mean after decades of rampant drug use and, in your own
words, nearly $9,000,000 spent on rehab stays, you are lucky to still be
walking, so, yeah, to paraphrase the immortal Chris Crocker, “Leave Keanu
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A year ago, all anyone could talk about was Adele’s long
awaited fourth album, 30, and its first single.
‘Easy On Me.’ But then the second single was supposed to be ‘I Drink Wine’ …
AKA My Personal Theme Song … and we got ‘Oh My God’ instead.
Well, now ‘I Drink Wine’ was released Adele gave an interview where she said Taylor
Swift is one of the greatest songwriters of our generation. My Thought: Perhaps Adele should rename the song, ‘I Drank
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Dame Judi Dench recently wrote an op-ed for The Sunday Times taking
Netflix to task for ALLEGEDLY playing fast and loose with the facts
on The Crown. And apparently she has that much power because
Netflix has added a disclaimer to season five indicating that anything you might hear … like former
Prince, now King, Charles, while still married to Diana, telling his mistress Camilla that he wanted to
be reincarnated as a tampon so he could live inside her … is a “fictional
dramatization” of events that may or may not be true … even if you heard the words committed
to tape for all the world to hear. My Thought: Netflix backed down, but shaded Dame Judi by
revealing that she was in talks to play The Queen Mother during
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Big surprise … Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady’s marriage is over and has
been for several weeks now as their lawyers have already hammered out a
settlement and reached an agreement on property and custody of their two
children. Gisele filed documents in Florida today and Tom sat on his hands and Boom!
they’re done. My Thought: How many minutes until Tom gets a
twenty-something model on his arm because you know he’s all about the trophy! |
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If you had Armie Hammer’s new career as “timeshare salesman”
on your Hollywood Career Change Bingo Card, you are a winner. Yes, after
Armie’s career died amid the accusation of being a cannibalistic sexaholic and
the horrid box office of Death on the Nile, Hammer worked as a
timeshare salesman in the Cayman Islands. Perhaps he needed the coins because,
like Tori Spelling—wow, not even six degrees separate Tori and Armie—American
Express says he’s been dodging a $67,000 credit card balance, and they’re
taking him to court over it. My Thought: Cannibalism doesn’t pay enough to pay the AMEX. |
