Showing posts with label Richard Burr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Richard Burr. Show all posts
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Friday, March 20, 2020
I Didn't Say It ... Asshats of the Pandemic
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Devin Nunes, _____lapdog and GOP congressman from California, telling people to stop panicking and go out to dinner:
“There’s a lot of concerns with the economy here because people are scared to go out, but I will just say, one of the things you can do if you’re healthy, you and your family, it’s a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant.”
Yes, by all means congregate in a room filled with strangers. That’s one way not to get sick.
Devin Nunes has got to be of the dumbest Republicans on record, and that’s saying a lot!
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Vanessa Hudgens, actress, singer and asshat, on the coronavirus and people self-isolating:
“Yeah, till July sounds like a bunch of bullsh*t. I’m sorry. But like, it’s a virus. I get it. I respect it. But at the same time, like, even if everybody gets it, like yeah, people are gonna die, which is terrible, but like inevitable?”
You can’t fix stupid and you cannot explain a worldwide pandemic to a moron.
Still, after being dragged by social media, Hudgens offered an apology of sorts, about her comments “being taken out of context.” And then she said she was in her home, under lockdown.
I wonder if it could be permanent?
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Mark Steyn, Fox News substitute host, on the coronavirus being a “gay” thing:
“San Francisco has just ordered everyone to shelter in place, just to say, ‘Stay in your apartment. Don’t leave your apartment unless you need to go out to a grocery store or to a pharmacy or to a doctor’s.’ Why are they doing that? Why is San Francisco the first to do that? Because they’ve got all the gay guys there. It’s a big gay town, San Francisco, and they’re the ones with all the compromised immune systems from all the protease inhibitors and all the other stuff. And they don’t want all the gays dropping dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch. So that’s why they’ve got all that sheltering in place there. And even if it dropped, they all dropped dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch, if there was a big gay apocalypse, you know, the way this thing is going now, it would be _____ who would get blamed for it anyway. He’d be — it would be his homophobia that would have struck down all these people in San Francisco. So that’s why they’ve all been ordered to stay home.”
Steyn also wondered if Elizabeth Warren is a biological woman, and says white supremacists are better than “illegal immigrants” because at least they’re citizens.
Dumb as fuck.
Homophobic as shiz.
Ignorant as hell.
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Evangeline Lilly, actress and clearly a Vanessa Hudgens fan, saying she won’t practice social distance:
“Where we are right now feels a lot too close to Marshall Law [sic] for my comfort already, all in the name of a respiratory flu. It’s unnerving…Let’s be vigilant right now. And kind. Watchful and gracious—keeping a close eye on our leaders, making sure they don’t abuse this moment to steal away more freedoms and grab more power.”
Oh my god, how are these stupid people allowed to exist. No one is forcing you to distance yourself from anyone, you moronic tool, they are simply saying it’s an easy way to protect yourself and others from the virus.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
And PS asshat: it’s Martial law, not Marshall.
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Richard Burr, North Carolina GOP Senator, and Senate Intelligence Committee chair, warning wealthy constituents weeks ago that COVID-19 was comparable to the 1918 flu pandemic, but refusing to say it to anyone else, like his not wealthy constituents, maintaining allegiance to the White House:
“‘There’s one thing that I can tell you about this: It is much more aggressive in its transmission than anything that we have seen in recent history. It is probably more akin to the 1918 pandemic.”
Tell the wealthy, but ignore your less affluent constituents, because it’s all about the coins from the 1%.
Typical GOP pandering fuckmonkey.
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Friday, July 20, 2018
I Didn't Say It ....
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Barack Obama, former great President, took on 45 without ever saying his name … like he’s Voldemort or something:
“You have to believe in facts. Without facts, there’s no basis for cooperation. If I say this is a podium and you say this is an elephant, it’s going to be hard for us to cooperate … I can’t find common ground if people say climate change is just not happening when almost all the world’s scientists tell us it is. I don’t know where to start talking to you about this. If you start saying it’s an elaborate hoax … where do we start? Unfortunately, too much of politics today seems to reject the very concept of objective truth. People just make stuff up. They just make stuff up … We see the utter loss of shame among political leaders where they’re caught in a lie and they just double down and they lie some more.”
Snap.
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John McCain, on the traitor’s Treason Summit:
“Today’s press conference in Helsinki was one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president in memory. The damage inflicted by President _____’s naiveté, egotism, false equivalence, and sympathy for autocrats is difficult to calculate. But it is clear that the summit in Helsinki was a tragic mistake. President _____ proved not only unable, but unwilling to stand up to Putin. He and Putin seemed to be speaking from the same script as the president made a conscious choice to defend a tyrant against the fair questions of a free press, and to grant Putin an uncontested platform to spew propaganda and lies to the world.
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No prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant. Not only did President Trump fail to speak the truth about an adversary; but speaking for America to the world, our president failed to defend all that makes us who we are—a republic of free people dedicated to the cause of liberty at home and abroad. American presidents must be the champions of that cause if it is to succeed. Americans are waiting and hoping for President Trump to embrace that sacred responsibility. One can only hope they are not waiting totally in vain.”
To paraphrase: I like presidents who aren’t traitors.
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Richard Burr, Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman, on the Treason Summit:
“The Senate Intelligence Committee has reviewed the 2017 IC assessment and found no reason to doubt its conclusion that President Putin ordered an influence campaign aimed at the 2016 U.S. elections with the goal of undermining faith in our democratic process. Russia has conducted a coordinated cyberattack on state election systems, and hacked critical infrastructure. They have used social media to sow chaos and discord in our society. They have beaten and harassed U.S. diplomats and violated anti-proliferation treaties. Any statement by Vladimir Putin contrary to these facts is a lie and should be recognized as one by the President. Vladimir Putin is not our friend and never has been. Nor does he want to be our friend. His regime’s actions prove it. We must make clear that the United States will not tolerate hostile Russian activities against us or our allies.”
And yet _____ bends over for Putin.
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Rudy Giuliani, naturally praising the traitor:
“I don’t know what it would have accomplished if Trump said, ‘I believed Putin did it.’ I don’t think we need to call Putin a liar. As far as I know there’s nothing showing that Putin knew about it. We just assume Putin knew something.”
Standing with traitors. That’s Rudy.
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Chuck Schumer, Democratic Senator from New York, on the traitor:
“What, if anything, will Congress do in response to this awful trip? Where are our Republican colleagues … who know in their heart that the president is giving away the store to Vladimir Putin? … A single, ominous question now hangs over the White House: what could possibly cause President _____ to put the interests of Russia over those of the United States? Millions of Americans will continue to wonder if the only possible explanation for this dangerous behavior is the possibility that President Putin holds damaging information over President _____.”
It's the Pee Tape, I tell you, it’s the Pee Tape.
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Lindsey Graham, goose-stepping GOP Senator from South Carolina … and I’m sorry about that … on the soccer ball Vlad gave to his Little Bitch at the Treason Summit:
“Finally, if it were me, I’d check the soccer ball for listening devices and never allow it in the White House.”
Yes, Miss Lindsey has nothing to say about an American president siding with Russia over his own country, because he’s creating a soccer ball conspiracy.
Girl, Bye.
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Neil Cavuto, FOX Business host, to one of his guest who said the Treason Summit was _____’s chance to go after Putin for hacking the election:
“But he didn’t. And that’s what made it disgusting, that’s what made his performance disgusting. I’m sorry, it’s the only way I feel. It’s not a right or left thing to me, it’s just wrong. A US president on foreign soil talking to our biggest enemy, or adversary, or competitor … is essentially letting the guy get away with this and not even offering a mild criticism. That sets us back a lot. “I don’t think you get a second chance to make a good first impression at a stage and venue like this… I just found that Vladimir Putin appeared to run circles around the President and get him to buy––that is the guy standing next to him hook line and sinker––every single sneaky lie and misstatement he has made on this matter.”
Let’s be clear: _____ is Putin’s bitch, and that was made clear in Helsinki.
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Paul Ryan, _____’s bitch boy, on the Treason Summit:
“There is no question that Russia interfered in our election and continues attempts to undermine democracy here and around the world. That is not just the finding of the American intelligence community but also the House Committee on Intelligence. The president must appreciate that Russia is not our ally. There is no moral equivalence between the United States and Russia, which remains hostile to our most basic values and ideals. The United States must be focused on holding Russia accountable and putting an end to its vile attacks on democracy.”
So, you believe Russia interfered with the election, and yet you stand by and kiss the ass of the man who benefited from that?
Sit down, you pandering, lying, hypocritical fuck.
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Rachel Maddow, on the president … for now … siding with Russia over America:
“Things are at a boil, things are going fast now. This is a time when everybody needs to pay attention. There is no explicable scenario for any of those things, unless you are willing to believe the worst. For everything that we have been through as a country, for every kind of trial and challenge and intrigue and embarrassment and scandal that we have been through as a nation, we haven’t ever had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the United States to serve the interests of another country rather than our own. What’s the corrective to that? How do you remedy that? These are no longer hypothetical questions. … And if the president did that today because he has some reason to serve that other country rather than our own, then a lot that has previously been inexplicable is now explicable. And that’s the worst case scenario. And, deep breath, it means that we are going to have to come to terms with this as a country. And we’re going to have to come to terms with what we need to do next as a country to fix this. And in order to do that, the blinders have to come off. We have to be real.”
The blinders come off and you cast a goddamned vote to get Democrats in office because, especially now, after Helsinki, it’s clear the GOP will do nothing about _____.
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