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… the Official Presidential Portrait of Thing 45 … er, Mr-Former-Fake-One-Term-Twice-Impeached-Currently-Four-Time-Criminally-Indicted-Not-My-President-Gurl
… hat tip to Randy Rainbow … er, INMATE # P01135809 |
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Matt Walsh, Daily Wire host, whose fan
murdered Laura Ann Carleton for displaying a rainbow flag, trying to compare drag to blackface: “People are very offended by blackface these days because it’s a caricature. It’s degrading and everything else. But, of course, drag is woman face, and it’s every bit as degrading and every bit the caricature, and really even more so. Well, I’ll make it make sense for you. That’s because the guy in a dress is a million times more objectionable than blackface. You know—approximately. Really more than a million times. It’s infinite. And, in fact, it’s infinitely more degrading and offensive and also harmful for the culture.” Funny he doesn’t explain how it’s harmful to the culture, but
a man who rages against the LGBTQ+ community so hard that one of his ardent
fans commits a murder, I would suggest, is the really harmful thing going on. Oh, and Matt Walsh can shut the fuck up. |
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Kevin Sorbo, actor … hold for laughter … saying he’s been
blackballed from Hollywood for being a Christian conservative Thing 45 lover: “It was sad to me, you know, my manager and agent for so many years said that we can’t get you jobs anymore, work with you because of you being a Christian, being a conservative. And I almost had to laugh at that because it’s an industry that screams for tolerance, and yet it’s a one-way street. It screams for freedom of speech. But Hollywood’s a one-way street as well. And that’s just too bad, you know. The truth is too difficult for some people to take.” Give us one job you didn’t get; give us the name of one
project you weren’t hired for because you’re a Christian or a rightwingnut. Look in the mirror, Jerkules, you don’t get hired because
you’re a talentless hack. PS a quick scan of his
IMDb page shows that Sorbo has worked steadily the last few years so, for a
Christian and conservative, he’s a liar … big surprise, eh? |
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Liz Murrill, GOP candidate for Louisiana
Attorney General, on pot ruining the world with its smell and, oh yeah, being
laced with fentanyl: “It just starts with pot. That’s why I’m not a fan of recreational use of pot. I think everywhere we go, we see these communities that are just being destroyed by the smell and it is bad. The people are sleeping on the streets. One thing leads to the other. It is not a great environment. If you go to Portland, you can’t even walk downtown. Go to Washington, D.C., walk around Vegas, it’s horrible. New Orleans is bad enough, and it’s really effectively legalized in New Orleans because nobody enforces the law. I’m not going to go into a hotel and the elevator smells no good for what it’s worth. The fact is that that also creates a great black market, and that’s what actually creates a great avenue for more fentanyl. And they do put fentanyl in pot a lot. It is also a problem, frankly, with abortion pills online.” Oops, wait? Fentanyl is in pot and abortion
pills? Someone needs to check her tinfoil hat … PS Is it me, or does she seem to know all the best places to go for The Pot Smell™? |
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, seeking to deny the teaching of
Black history in America: “We’ve got to get back to the basics of teaching math, of teaching, reading, writing and American history. And we cannot perpetuate a lie to our students and push this propaganda leftist agenda, teaching our kids to hate America and hate one another. It’s one of the reasons that we put into law banning things like indoctrination and CRT [critical race theory]. We want our kids to receive a quality education, and we want to make sure that every student has access to it and a pathway to prosperity. And that’s exactly what we’re doing here in the state of Arkansas.” Here's the real scoop on Aunt Lydia … teaching Black history is American History and it doesn’t make kids hate America. It makes their racist parents and their racist
GOP leaders scared that these kids will grow up to understand where our country
has been, and perhaps work to make it a
better place for all Americans, not just the rich white racists. |
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Candace Owens, speaking her usual self-loathing
gibberish and transphobic nonsense: “We are in a matriarchy. And this is why they accuse me of being an internalized misogynist because I’m able to think through and acknowledge the flaws of what happens in society when women get power. And if you wanna know what happens, look around you. Women fall for emotional arguments the entire time. They show us a commercial, it’s so sad, and before they get to the rational aspects of it, they’re already invested emotionally. And I think that virtually every societal ill that we are facing today is because of women. And I think the greatest recent example of that is the Bud Light controversy, because, I mean, trans people were just playing dress up as women, invaded every woman’s space, and women said, oh, but I feel bad. Because it’s how he identifies at the inside, without thinking through the fact that you’re quite literally disappearing yourselves. Right? You’re quite literally saying, I will cease existing before I let this grown man who’s wearing a wig have a bad feeling. That’s insane.” We’re in a matriarchy? Has she seen Congress?
Has she seen the white male faces in power? And yet she claims to be the only woman who does
see it because she is so smart, but then doesn’t that make her the root of all
the evil in the world? A smart woman? Make it make sense. Are women in power or
are women so meek and mild and confused by a transwoman that they will choose
to become invisible. Well, except for the self-proclaimed
all-knowing Candy Ass. |
