Ain't That America XII

Another week and another load of crazy, good and funny … from liars lying for a liar … to childishness … to Border Barbie mess … TACA … erasing history and the LGBTQ+ community … it goes on …

Tennessee GOP Representative, and loon, Tim Burchett says when he’s in DC he sleeps in his office because of the rampant crime.

But just last February Burchett said he sleeps in his office because it helps him stay productive and get to meetings early.

Liar, liar … Republican.

US layoffs surged in July to their highest level since the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic. In July, there were 62,075 jobs cut, a 29% jump from June and 140% higher than the 25,885 announced in July 2024. It pushes the 2025 total to 806,383 layoffs—a 75% increase compared with the same period last year and already 6% higher than all of 2024.

The Felon has got this economy running like a rusted jalopy.

Once a feature of the White House entryway, the official portrait of former President Barack Obama has been moved to the top of the Grand Staircase where it will now be out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the White House each day because The Felon is a narcissistic child with a diaper overflowing and no one around to change him.

Move it, put it in a basement, you will still never be more than the worst president ever and the worst human to slither across the globe while Obama will always be one of the best and most admired presidents. EVER.

Oh, and at least his portrait isn’t a mug shot.

After the Felon fired the head the Bureau of Labor Statistics,  Erika McEntarfer , because the job numbers were bad and he was pissy, he replaced her with E.J. Antoni, who wants to suspend the bureau’s monthly jobs report so as not to upset the worst president ever.

See, they don’t want to work at making the numbers better, they just want to hide them.

TACO has signed an executive order that will prevent US tariffs on Chinese goods from snapping back into effect for another 90 days. The order was signed just hours before midnight, when the pause on tariffs was set to expire.

The Felon’s regime released human rights reports for countries worldwide that makes no mention of discrimination faced by LGBTQ people.

He’s trying to erase us.

For two months, Democratic Representatives Brad Sherman, Judy Chu and Jimmy Gomez have been unable to enter a downtown L.A. processing center run by the ICEstapo. This past week when they got their first look at the basement facility known as B-18 they found it empty.

Scores of migrants, as well as some US citizens, have been taken from Home Depot parking lots, car washes, and other locations by the ICEstapo and brought to B-18 but there were just two people in one of the holding rooms last week.

Sounds like Koncentration Kamp Kristi is covering something up.

White House officials sent a letter to Smithsonian Institution Secretary Lonnie Bunch instructing eight of the Smithsonian’s museums—including the National Museum of African American History and Culture, the National Museum of American History, the National Portrait Gallery and the National Museum of the American Indian—to replace exhibits that include “divisive or ideologically driven” material with “unifying, historically accurate” content.

In other words, erase those parts of history that make white people look bad.

For the second time in two weeks, GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin has disclosed trades showing that he violated a federal conflicts of interest and financial transparency law. The transactions—mostly sales—are worth between $1.4 million and $3.5 million.

Grifter Old Party.

The Felon regime’s claim that it is saving billions of dollars through DOGE-related cuts to federal contracts is … a lie.

DOGE said it has saved taxpayers $52.8 billion by canceling contracts, but of the $32.7 billion in actual contract savings that could be verified were closer $1.4 billion.

Again, every word out of their mouths is a lie.

Each month, some 42 million people receive SNAP benefits to help supplement their grocery budgets. Able-bodied SNAP recipients between 18 and 54 who don’t have children have always been required to work. Veterans, however, have been exempt from those rules … until now after The Felon eliminated that exemption.

Beginning in 2026, veterans will have to prove they are working, volunteering, participating in job training, or looking for work for at least 80 hours a month to keep their food stamps beyond three months, unless they qualify for another exemption, such as having certain disabilities.

The party of war gives zero fucks to our veterans. Remember that in 2026.

US District Judge Stephanie Gallagher said the Education Department violated the law when it threatened to cut federal funding from educational institutions that continue with DEI initiatives.

The case centers on two Education Department memos ordering schools and universities to end all “race-based decision-making”—well, not the white race—or face penalties up to a total loss of federal funding.

The regime is racist; they are telling you they are racist. Pay attention.

South Park has doubled down on mocking Kristi Noem, the US Secretary of Koncentration Kamps, with an unaired post-credits scene released online in which Noem is shown entering a pet store and opening fire on the unsuspecting animals inside. One tiny dog manages to escape the massacre but Noem chases it down and kills it.

Last week Noem raged after South Park mocked her heavy makeup:

“It’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that.”

Funny, I guess she forgot all the times The Felon denigrated women for their looks.

GOP Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie has invited multiple victims of Jeffrey Epstein to a press conference at the US Capitol as part of a bipartisan push to force the release of legal files linked to the late pedophile.

Massie, a thorn in The Felon’s ample ass, says he and Democratic Representative Ro Khanna will co-host the September 3 conference.

Massie gets small props because he's also a gun-toting MAGAt.

GOP California Representative Doug LaMalfa faced jeers and heckling at a town hall event over his support for The Fascist’s Big Beautiful Bill.

“No fascism in America!”

“You need to be impeached!”

“You’re a criminal!”

“You should be ashamed of yourself!”

When some in the crowd were chastised by LaMalfa for their language several people replied:

“Fuck you!”

Resistance is real.

The Felon cold-called Norway’s Finance Minister Jens Stoltenberg out of the blue last month to discuss trade tariffs—as well as his bid to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Nothing funnier than a desperate gelatinous blob of orange flesh who could have been the leader of the Free World being reduced to begging for an award like the one given  to President Barack Obama.

A staff mutiny forced the management of a plush British countryside pub to turn away JD “CouchFucker” Vance just weeks after the same venue gladly hosted Kamala Harris.

The Humper had wanted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, an early 16th-century countryside pub but the staff reportedly staged a mutiny, telling management that they wouldn’t show up to work if the venue accepted Vance’s reservation.

Freedom of Speech and Resistance go hand in hand.

Border Barbie, AKA DogKiller, AKA Koncentration Kamp Kristi, claims the US now has 1.6 million fewer undocumented immigrants since the start of the fascist regime.

Trouble is, Kristi’s Klaim is based on information from Center for Immigration Studies, an anti-immigration group, which said their own estimate may be overstated.

The liar got her numbers from liars?

Please remember …

The Felon put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center.

Then he invited himself to host The Kennedy Center Honors.

Then he told himself he was the President and “Do I have the time?”

Then he accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.

This is not a joke; this actually happened.

But we can stop it if we …

The Funny Papers

Marc Murphy, JD Crowe, Nick Anderson, Kevin Necessary, Michael de Adder, Gary Huck, John Darkow, Ann Telnaes, Darrin Bell, Jack Ohman, Clay Bennett,

GOP Dumpster Fire: Liars, Con Artists, Anti-Trans, Anti-Women and Anti-Education

There’s an old saying about when someone shows you who they are, believe them; and when someone says something, openly and publicly, believe that, too, and not the spin machine that envelopes the liar afterwards.

Here are a few examples of liars, and morons, and weirdos showing us who they are …

After The Felon asked his racist question at the NABJ—“When did she turn Black”—I didn’t think he could get any more disgusting, but then last week he sank even lower.

He spoke of giving Miriam Adelson, who funneled millions into his 2016 campaign—the Presidential Medal of Freedom and called it the “equivalent of the Congressional Medal of Honor” but better because “everyone [who] gets the Congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers” is in either in very bad shape because they’ve been shot or they’re dead.

Yes, a woman who gave money to elect him gets an award that’s better than an honor given soldiers who gone above and beyond the call of duty to help their fellow soldiers.

This is what happens when you raise a five-time draft dodger narcissist to power. Don’t do it again.

After casting his ballot in the Florida primary The Felon took questions reporters and one asked about his claim that crowds at Kamala Harris’ rallies had been manufactured by AI.

“Well, I can’t say what was there, who was there. I can only tell you about ours. We have the biggest crowds ever in the history of politics. We have crowds that nobody’s ever seen before. And we continue to have that. We have a level of enthusiasm that nobody’s seen before.”

Sure DonOld … of note is that now The Felon’s campaign will by using blackout curtains at his rallies to close off the view of all the empty seats.

JD “Couchfucker” Vance claims Kamala Harris wants to give $25,000 to undocumented immigrants to buy American homes and that will exacerbate the housing shortage in this country.

The FACTS are that the Biden-Harris administration proposed providing $25,000 in down payment assistance for 400,000 first-generation home buyers and a $10,000 tax credit for first-time home buyers. The plan is only available to “working families” who have paid their rent on time for at least two years and the proposal says not one word about aiding undocumented immigrants.

Once again, guyliner wearing, couch fucking, drag loved JD is not telling the truth.

The Felon’s campaign was forced to pay more than $82,000 in advance for a recent rally in Asheville, North Carolina because the ALLEGED billionaire has a long history of failing to pay cities for billed rally fees. In fact, when he left the White House in disgrace in 2021 it was with at least $850,000 in unpaid rally debt.

Most of his bills remain unpaid.

You gotta have friends… which may explain why The Felon chartered a private jet recently that once belonged to his friend Jeffrey Epstein. A campaign official said they had “no idea” the Gulfstream G550 was once owned by one of the country’s most infamous sex traffickers.

Uh huh; but it raises another question: what happened to the ALLEGED billionaire’s plane?

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sued the Biden administration seeking to block a rule that requires nursing homes to have a minimum level of nurse and aide staffing to care for patients.

You read that right: Texas does not want to be told that nursing homes should have a minimum level of nurses and nurses’ aides on staff to care for the nation’s elderly.

This is what they fight against.

The Felon claims a President Kamala Harris—and doesn’t that sound fabulous—would take away your private health care but Americans would be provided with free healthcare.

Remember this is the same guy who promised for four years to repeal ObamaCare and give Americans the very best healthcare and then never got it done.

Also this week, at yet another disastrous press conference, The Felon talked about the price of groceries and inflation and proved his point with TicTacs.

He held up a container of TicTacs you can buy anywhere, saying that was what you used to buy, and then held up a novelty size box of TicTacs and said that was what was being sold for the same price.

He’s a moron or a liar or Demented DonOld.

President Biden repealed The Felon’s ban on transgender Americans joining the military. The ban took effect in April 2019 and Trans personnel who were already serving were allowed to continue, but new recruits were locked out. The decision to allow already serving trans military personnel to remain only came after The Felon lost four successive court cases.

This week The Felon spoke on this topic and said he never ever never said they would be kicked out of the military but then a Tweet from 2019 reappeared from his:

“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals top serve in any capacity in the U.S. military.”

The draft-dodging liar has spoken and we remember.

Former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told her local newspaper that she would be open to serving in the former president’s cabinet should he win again this November. That is a complete turnaround from what she said the day after the insurrection when she resigned from her post in protest following what she called an “unconscionable” attack on the U.S. Capitol building by The Felon’s supporters.

Why does she want to go back now? She wants to eliminate the Department of Education.

There was no shortage of lies during The Felon’s fluff piece interview with Elon Musk this week but there was one claim that seemed as though it deserved its own special place in the spotlight; the two asshats were talking about geopolitics when The Felon—because he knows nothing about geopolitics—switched the topic to global warming saying:

“The biggest threat is not global warming, where the ocean’s going to rise one, one-eighth of an inch over the next 400 years. The big — and you’ll have more oceanfront property, right?”

Sadly this is how this Adderall-addicted, racist, rapist, traitorous, felon thinks.

Former House Speaker, who ran out of his job with his tail between his legs, Kevin McCarthy  says that former President Barack Obama is secretly running Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign:

“Some of Obama’s [key people such as] David Plouffe and others are now working on the campaign. You’re getting the Obamas shifting from running the White House to now running this campaign.”

Clearly the dementia within the GOP is contagious and spreading ....

Also during his interview with Musk, The Felon said they could “meet next time in Venezuela” if he loses November’s election:

“If something happens with this election, which would be a horror show, we’ll meet the next time in Venezuela, because it’ll be a far safer place to meet than our country.”

The Felon—a criminal—says Venezuela has released violent criminals from its jails and sent them to the United States to reduce its own crime rate.

Texas GOP Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing the Biden administration again over federal workplace protections for transgender employees. The lawsuit against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission [EEOC]) and the Justice Department [DOJ] argues that agency guidelines clarifying what constitutes harassment under federal law are unlawful and asks the court to permanently block them.

The EEOC guidelines,--which are not legally binding—state that denying employees accommodations based on their gender identity—including intentionally misgendering transgender workers or denying them access to restrooms that match their gender identity—is unlawful workplace harassment.

Of note, Paxton is working along with the Heritage Foundation, proponents of Project 2025.

In another case of JD Vance’s weirdness is his take on elderly women, post-menopausal women who are unable to give birth to children and therefore of little use to America should be used as babysitters and nursemaids to children:

“There’s sort of all the classic stuff that grandparents do to grandchildren … that’s the whole purpose of the post-menopausal female, in theory.”

Of note is that Vance’s mother-in-law took a sabbatical from her role as a biology professor at the University of California, San Diego to help raise his youngest child at the time.

Remember, this is a party that promises but never delivers, a party of demented old men, and mascara-wearing RuPaul wannabes who hate women, the elderly, the LGBTQ+_ coimmunity, brown people and members of our military.

We don't need that so ...