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Ain't That America IX

Another week, and more scandals ... the Jeffrey Epstein scandal is still kicking because You-Know-Who is on The List and In The File … a Republican hates immigrants who are criminals unless they’re in his own family … another Republicans wants Palestinians to starve to death … instead of helping in the aftermath of natural disasters, FEMA will be spending its money to build more concentration camps … but George Santos went to jail and more Good News …

“Without my family, I’m nothing,” read the subject line of an email sent by then-state GOP Representative Gabe Evans to supporters in 2023 telling the story Evans has repeated often throughout his political career of his grandfather, Cuauhtemoc Chavez, who was born in Mexico and earned U.S. citizenship through his Army service in World War II.

But a 1941 INS document shows that Cuauhtemoc entered the country unlawfully with his mother and siblings in 1929 and resided unlawfully in Texas; it also shows that Cuauhtemoc, at 16 years old, was arrested for an “immigration violation” and “made the subject of deportation proceedings.” Cuauhtemoc’s AR-2 form also lists a prior, undated arrest for “attempted burglary.”

A category of immigrants that Evans has said without exception should be deported.

Oops.

The Felon, at a White House reception for Republican lawmakers:

“Where’s Tulsi? She’s like, hotter than everybody. She’s the hottest one in the room right now. Speaker, she’s hotter than you right now, speaker. She’s the hottest person in the room right now, speaker. She found out that Barack Hussein Obama led a group of people and they cheated in the elections and they cheated without question. She has all the documents; she has everything that you need. You’ve found things that nobody thought we’d ever find. Would you say there is even a little question there Tulsi? She says no. Very happy and very honored to have you with us. We’re very proud of you, Tulsi.”

I’d take a year of Joe’s stutter over this nonsensical childish bull shit from a rapist.

This week GOP Representative Randy Fine said Palestinians should “starve away” while also claiming the reports of people dying of hunger due to the US-backed Israeli blockade are a “lie.”

This was in response to the news that 15 Palestinians, including four children, died of starvation over 24 hours; reports of starvation deaths from Gaza’s Health Ministry are corroborated by photos and interviews with family members of those who died, including six-week-old Yousef al-Safadi, who lost his life due to the lack of baby formula.

Since winning a special election to replace GOP Representative Mike Waltz, Fine has called for nuking Gaza and has called Muslim members of Congress “terrorists.”

I think the guy who cheers children starving and wants to “nuke” an entire region is the actual terrorist.

Senate Republicans handed The Felon a win with confirmation of one his first judicial nominees, Joshua Divine who has a long record of litigation against women’s reproductive rights, who argued in favor of bringing back literacy tests for voting, who has compared LGBTQ rights to pedophilia and bestiality., and who believes Christians are “obliged ethically to impose their beliefs on others.”

This is why we vote and why we resist.

Facing backlash from MAGA supporters about the handling of files related to Jeffrey Epstein The Felon’s regime has begun squawking … Comey … Hillary … Obama … and wants these years old grievances litigated again.

He’s on the list y’all, as a rapist.

The Felon, in another attempt at deflection, is threatening to hold up a new stadium deal for Washington’s NFL team if it does not restore its old name of the Redskins, which is considered offensive to Native Americans; he also wants Cleveland’s baseball team to revert to its former name, the Indians.

Other folks suggest an entirely different name …

The Federal Emergency Management Agency is preparing to send $608 million to states to construct immigrant detention centers Kristi’s Koncentration Kamps as part of The Felon’s to round up more innocent immigrants.

I guess we don’t need money for the floods in Texas or the fires in the northeast or tornados in the Midwest of hurricanes in the south. We just need more camps for the ICEstapo to fill up.

A U.S. appeals court has declined to lift restrictions imposed by The Felon’s Fascist Regime on White House access by Associated Press journalists after the news organization declined to refer to the body of water long called the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America as he prefers.

Freedom of the Press is dying, y’all.

Oklahoma’s Senate President Pro Tem, Republican  Lonnie Paxton, said an inquiry is underway following “a bizarre and troubling situation” where two board members reported that they saw naked women on State Superintendent, and Nationalist Christian AKA Nat-C, Ryan Walters’ office TV.

This is the guy who wants The Felon Bibles in every classroom, forced daily prayers to Jesus, and purity tests to weed out “woke” and pro-LGBTQ teachers while he watches nekkid women in his office?

Judge Colleen McMahon of the U.S. District Court in the Southern District of New York issued a preliminary injunction stopping the mass cancellation of National Endowment for the Humanities grants to members of the Authors Guild on the grounds that their First Amendment rights were violated.

The resistance at work.

Disgraced former GOP Representative and Liar and Drag Queen George Santos reported to a federal prison in New Jersey to begin serving a seven-year sentence for the fraud charges that got him ousted from Congress.

Cell Block Q got a new bitch, y’all!

U.S. District Judge Lindsay C. Jenkins for the Northern District of Illinois Eastern dismissed “in its entirety” The Felon Regime’s lawsuit against Illinois, Cook County and the city of Chicago over “sanctuary city” policies that the fascists say will impede its efforts to crack down on undocumented immigrants. Jenkins says The Felon “lacks standing” to invalidate the state, city and county laws that limit cooperation with federal immigration enforcement.

Well, of course he lacks standing; have you seen his cankles?

District of Massachusetts Judge William Young, appointed by Reagan, has ruled that many of The Felon’s cuts to grants for the National Institutes of Health are now “void and illegal” and declares:

“Have we fallen so low? Have we no shame? I am hesitant to draw this conclusion, but I have an unflinching obligation to draw it—that this represents racial discrimination and discrimination against America’s LGBTQ community. That’s what this is. I would be blind not to call it out. My duty is to call it out. I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this ... I ask myself; how can this be?"

In total, Young has ordered the NIH to move forward with disbursement on funding for 357 grants that fascism tried to kill.

The Felon posted an AI-generated video showing former President Barack Obama being arrested.

If it weren’t so disgusting, the idea that a convicted felon with his own mugshot has to post a faked image of someone he fears, someone he’s jealous of, someone he will never be, would be laughable.

For his family’s holiday this year the Vice president CouchFucker AKA James Donald Bowman AKA James David Bowman AKA James Hamel AKA JD Vance is taking his family to the Cotswolds in England.

The people of the area are less than pleased and if tradition continues CouchFucker-Bowman-Hamel-Vance’s will be booed off the island quite quickly.

Gird your Sofas, Great Britain.

Newly uncovered archived video footage and photos reveal fresh details about The Felon’s friendship with fellow pedophile and rapist Jeffrey Epstein. Photos from 1993 confirm for the first time that Epstein attended The Felon’s 1993 wedding to Marla Maples.

In a brief call with CNN, The Felon was asked about the wedding photos, responded:

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Oops, Demented DonOLD, you lied. Is it because you’re on the list?

An effort is under way among some Pentagon officials to denounce Pete Hegseth as unfit to serve as Defense Secretary. Since May, drafts of a letter have been circulating among high and mid-level military brass and civilian workers to ‘Let the American public know this guy has no clue what he’s doing,’ one of them told DailyMail.com.

Three Pentagon officials—two military and one civilian, and each with at least 20 years in the department—spoke on the condition of anonymity. Aside from losing their jobs, they fear prosecution by the fascists.

Between Epstein and Bondi and Hegseth, The Felon is not having a good week, but we are …

And now for some funny … The Felon has announced that he will get drug prices down ...

“Not 30 or 40 or 50%, not 60%—which would be great. We gonna get em down 1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1500%. These are numbers not even thought to be achievable. Because I used a certain talent that I have and convinced the drug companies that you have no choice. The drug companies – one-fifth, one-half. It’s a tremendous difference and this is for the people in this room. Because this is something that nobody else can do.”

Does he not know math at all?

But he will know this …

Ain't That America VII

Well, what a week it's been in America … floods killed over a hundred people in Texas while the government twiddled … now a pair of GOPers are claiming Democrats control the weather … the Cult is real and they love being sent to one of Kristi’s Koncentration Kamps … TACO flipped and flopped on tariffs again … DUI hire Pete Hegseth overstepped after perhaps being over-served … and some good news from couple of spots, even from a Republican … The Felon in tights …

Under pressure from worried farmers and hotel owners, The Felon’s regime put on their Flip Flops to launch a program to streamline issuing visas for temporary, migrant workers to try to make sure fruits get picked, meat is packed and lodgings are cleaned.

I have a suggestion … create a pathway for citizenship to every immigrant and just round up and deport the criminals.

Multiple governors say they’re being increasingly pushed to scrounge for disaster recovery money without the support they traditionally rely on from the federal government. The Felon has the sole power to issue disaster declarations, but states are finding emergencies that would usually qualify for federal assistance are being slow-walked or denied in recent months.

Well, what do they expect? He’s busy helping the 1%.

As FEMA responds to the deadly flooding in Texas, one key resource is missing: FEMA leader. David Richardson, the agency’s acting administrator. He has not been to the site of one of the nation’s deadliest floods in this country in the past 25 years.

Former FEMA officials said Richardson’s absence raises concerns that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem AKA Border Barbie AKA Dogkiller AKA Koncentration Kamp Kristi is controlling FEMA’s response.

The Felon announced plans to impose a 50% tariff on all goods from Brazil, in part due to the prosecution of former President Jair Bolsonaro over an alleged plot to remain in power after losing an election.

Criminals stick together.

The Felon is so dumb? How dumb is he? So dumb that he praised Liberian President Joseph Boakai for speaking “such good English.” Odd,. Cuz Liberia’s official language is … English … while The Felon’s is blabbering bull shit.

Immigrants being detained in federal holding rooms in Lower Manhattan have complained of being unable to bathe or change clothes, cramped conditions, sometimes being provided just one meal a day, and sleeping on concrete benches or the floor.

But they’re brown people so, yeah, the regime doesn’t care.

GOP Representative, and certified asshatted loon, Tim Burchett has cosponsored Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House bill that would ban supposed weather control by the Democrats.

Yes, that’s what they believe and, well, say it’s, true … could Democrats send a hurricane to Large Marge’s house and slide a tornado over Burchett’s home?

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth did not inform the White House before he authorized a pause on weapons shipments to Ukraine, setting off a scramble inside the administration to understand why the halt was implemented and explain it to Congress and the Ukrainian government and the so-called president.

At a press conference, when asked who authorized the pause, the inept, confused, demented, hate-filled lump of gelatinous rotted flesh AKA The Felon, said:

“I don’t know, why don’t you tell me?”

Sounds like a well-oiled machine, doesn’t it?

The TACO is insisting ::: foot stomp head snap ::: that the August 1 tariff deadline set this week in letters to U.S. trading partners is firm and won’t change though it’s the opposite of what he said earlier in the week when he said the deadline was “firm but not 100% firm.”

Flabbier than his fat ass.

After the Big Billionaire Bill passed both the House and Senate, Wisconsin GOP Representative Derrick Van Orden responded to this Tweet:

“17 million people just lost health care. 18 million kids just lost school meals. 3 million Americans just lost food assistance.”

… with:

“YES!”

When they tell you who they are, believe them, and Van Orden has told you he is a goose-stepping fascist who works for The Felon and The Billionaire Class, but does nothing for We The People.

USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins wants all the immigrants removed from the fields across America and replaced with people on Medicaid.

So, if you’re looking for your Nana to take her to her chemo treatment, check the corn fields.

Arpineh Masihi, a devout MAGAt is being held in a detention center in the Mojave Desert and wants y’all to know that she still supports The Felon.

Masihi was born in Iran but has been in the US since she was three. She became a target for ICE over crimes committed 17 years ago, was arrested in June, and says this from her detention cell

“He’s doing the right thing because lots of these people don’t deserve to be here. I will support him until the day I die. He’s making America great again.”

And they say it’s not a cult. Good luck back in Iran, dear.

A federal judge has once again barred the regime from enforcing The Felon’s executive order limiting birthright citizenship.

US District Judge Joseph Laplante made the ruling after immigrant rights advocates implored him to grant class action status to a lawsuit they filed seeking to represent any babies whose citizenship status would be threatened by implementation of the regime’s racist directive.

One step forward …

North Carolina GOP Senator Thom Tillis has a warning for the regime as he finishes out his time in office:

“The president should know if there is anyone coming up for a nomination through any committee of my jurisdiction that excuse January 6 that they’re not going to get confirmed in my remaining tenure in the US Senate.”

Tillis is still angry about the violent events that unfolded after The Felon sent a mob of criminals, drug dealers and rapists to attack the US Capitol to protest the 2020 election results.

With little discussion, the Pittsburgh City Council unanimously passed three bills intended to provide further safeguards to LGBTQ+ citizens: the first bill prohibits the withholding or denial of elective medical care based on a person’s real or perceived gender identity or expression; the second bill aims to pre-emptively shield the LGBTQ community against being barred from society by future federal legislation; the third bill lessens the legal penalty for engaging in sex work from a misdemeanor to a summary offense.

Good on Pittsburgh.

Federal immigration agents would be banned from wearing most face coverings but be required to wear visible ID during public enforcement operations, according to a proposal from Democratic U.S. Senators Alex Padilla and Cory Booker.

If the ICEstapo is doing nothing wrong, then show yourselves, identify yourselves.

In a new documentary, Surviving Ohio State, survivors of sexual predator Dr. Richard Strauss say Ohio Republican Representative Jim Jordan knew about the sexual abuse the student-athletes suffered and did nothing about it.

Jordan declined to be interviewed for the documentary, but his name is frequently brought up by former Ohio State wrestlers and a referee.

Jordan knew and did nothing; he’s complicit.

And now for a laugh … The Felon was ridiculed last week after the White House posted an image of the gelatinous lump of flesh as Superman with the tagline:

“THE SYMBOL OF HOPE. TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY. SUPERMAN [_____].”

Of course, people had words:

“Guess the Epstein list is your kryptonite, huh?”

“As a Trump voter, this is cringy as hell.”

“Just imagine the response if the Biden White House had posted something like this. But Trump is graded on some kind of never-seen-before curve and this craziness is normalized.”

The AI hilarity is right next to the real blubbering tool.

PS MAGAts are up in arms because the director of the new Superman film, James Gunn, keeps reminding them that Superman is an immigrant!

So there we have it, another week of madness and sadness and fascism and racism down, and another week closer to the midterms where you know what to do ...