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Spring is about to be sprung, so what better time than this for Khloé Kardastrophe to unveil yet another new face?

This week Khloé showed off Face #3, er 5, um 8 in a series of Instagram selfies featuring her mother, That Woman—a woman also not afraid of any and every cosmetic procedure—and one Martha Stewart. Khloé  explained that her mother surprised her with lunch with “Queen Martha,” whom Khloé has always adored for her organization, her kitchen and landscaping skills, her love of animals and CBD, and the fact that she “ain’t no snitch.” 

Sounds like Khloé  threatened Martha not to look askance at the new face lest the public, well, the public with eyes, notice it, too. But then we have the group shot and while Khloé’s face has changed the most from what it was last year, and earlier, last year, and 2020, and then earlier in 2020, and in 2019, one cannot help but think of the procedures Marth and That Woman have endured.

It’s a veritable Botox-a-palooza!

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Ali Landry has been divorced from Mario Lopez since 2004, but I guess when you’ve got nothing else to talk about, you rehash a marriage that ended eighteen years ago. Oh, and the marriage that ended eighteen years ago lasted all of two weeks.

Ali claimed in a recent interview that Lopez started cheating on her just days after their wedding in a way, calling it a ‘Tiger Woods’ situation.” According to Landry’s interview on the Unfolding Leadership podcast, Lopez was a serial cheater, who was fooling around on her for the six years they dated, and then the fourteen days they were married.

Landry and Lopez met in 1998—two years after she won the 1996 Miss USA pageant—when she returned to commentate the 1998 pageant where Lopez was a presenter. The two began dating , and became engaged in 2003, and married in 2004. But a week into the marriage Landry says Mario’s Wandering Dick took over:

“Not even a week [after the wedding] I found out it was like a Tiger Woods situation. It was cheating across the board.”

Despite realizing shortly after their marriage that Lopez was cheating on her, Landry says she thanks God “every single day” for the revelation. But then why bring it up eighteen years later—which  is 468 times as long as the marriage—unless, … oh yeah, publicity.

Girl bye. Mario gets no pass for being a dog, but you gotta get over it.

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I love when Kirstie Alley Tweets because she is a hot mess. Now, I don’t get to actually see her Twitter feed because I once said something anti-Scientology to Kirstie, and she threw down her ham sandwich and blocked me.

So I need people like anti-Scientology warrior Leah Remini, whose Twitter feed I follow regularly, to keep me up on the Madness of Kirstie Alley, and with this war in Ukraine, well, Kirstie has stepped out of the shadows and into the shiz.

Last week Kirstie Tweeted, and then delete, about how she didn’t know “what’s real or what is fake in this war.” Seriously, that’s what she said, but when you consider what a ginormous MAGAt she is, it kinda makes perfect sense. But, in her Tweets, Kirstie said she would “pray” about this mess of which she knows nothing about, and Leah dragged her because Scientologists do not believe in gods and prayer and faith … unless it’s long-dead L. Ron Cult-Leader Hubbard. In a Twitter response, Remini shared a screenshot of Alley’s original Tweet and asked:

“So, [Kirstie Alley] can comment on things she knows nothing about like mental health, psychiatric drugs, and virology, but she won’t comment on Putin who is an evil tyrant? No comment about Russia invading Ukraine? The killing of innocent people? The displacement of Ukrainians? She has no comment on these crimes against humanity? But she’s going to pray. Scientologists aren’t allowed to believe in anything else other than Scientology. So who is she praying to?”

Remini then shared several screenshots that included Alley’s Tweets reacting to her former Dancing With the Stars partner Maks Chmerkovskiy, who also criticized her remarks. In the post, Remini said she doesn’t typically “like to make a habit of engaging with people like [Kirstie Alley],” she said that “Scientology banks on its horrific, criminal policies not being called out.” And that “Scientology thrives when people are silent. I won’t allow their threats to me or anyone else go un-answered.”

And then Leah, who has Less-Than-Zero Fucks to give Scientology and its cult members, Remini responded to Alley calling Chmerkovskiy a “punk ass” and then dubbed Alley and other “punk ass Scientology bitches” who play “brave on social media but can’t handle any real confrontation.” Remini noted that Chmerkovskiy was in Ukraine, “in a war zone and innocent people are dying. Pretending you pray to any God is sad. I wish you did. Stand by your own belief system which tells you there is no God.”

She ended by calling Alley “sophomoric, vitriolic, and all around hateful.”

Yeah, totally Team Ukraine and Team Leah here.

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After her comments regarding the Holocaust, Whoopi Goldberg came back to The View after her two-week suspension, and. Well, a lot of folks are wondering what Sharon Osbourne, booted from The Talk for her support of racist Piers Morgan, thinks about all this. And Sharon does not disappoint when asked if she’d ever return to The Talk: 

“I would never go back to that show because CBS sucks big time dick.”

Two things to note: The Talk will never have her back, and she’s no Whoopi Goldberg.

Take a seat, Sharon Karen.

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Kanye West Ye is continuing to do his best to make sure that divorcing Kim Kardastrophe is as brutal and unpleasant as being married to Kanye West Ye. Kim has filed twice to be declared officially single while she and Ye sort out their divorce issues, but he is continuing to deny her, tossing up roadblocks like asking for the transfer of assets to be frozen during the divorce. In one of Kim’s filings, she said that Ye’s batshit and obsessive social media posts, where he attacked her and her new boyfriend, Pete Davidson, caused her emotional pain but he wants her to prove he wrote those posts.

That might be hard because it’s not like there’s evidence of Ye rapping in his own voice about wanting to beat up Pete Davidson except, oh yeah, there is actual evidence of that! Still, Ye’s lawyer says that if Kim claims she read something online that was ALLEGEDLY written by Ye, and she calls it misinformation—AKA lies—then she needs to prove that.

Funnily enough, though, that Ye’s lawyer never says Ye didn’t write the posts, just that Kim needs to prove he did.

And if that isn’t bad enough, Ye is now coming for Kim’s Koins, because he claims their prenup may not be valid. Ye’s attorney says there’s a presumption in California that prenups signed after 2001 are invalid, and the only way they can be validated is either during a trial or if both parties agree, and Ye ain’t agreeing to anything Kim says these days.

Gosh, I hate when true love dies.

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If you ever attend a party at Tommy Cruise’s house, do not, by any means, push any button. And I don’t just mean the button you push when you walk up to Tommy and say, “Scientology is a cult!” Or “Leah was right!” or “How many fake marriages have you had?”

No, I don’t mean those buttons, I mean an actual button that was pushed by actress Kyra Sedgwick, who was invited to a party at Tom’s house in the early 1990s and ended up having the place surrounded by the police after she touched something in the house. Here’s what she says:

“[T]here was this, like, fireplace mantel and I was looking around and there was this little button underneath the mantel. A little button. I was like, ‘Oh, what is that little button?’ So, I pressed the little button because I just thought maybe something interesting will happen. Nothing happened and then I got a little nervous. I was like, ‘Oh, nothing happened that doesn’t seem right.’ So, I tapped Tom on the shoulder, who was in the middle of a story, and I said, ‘I pressed this button down here.’ And he was like, ‘You pressed that button?’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, I pressed that button.’ And he goes, ‘That’s the panic button.'”

The police were automatically called out to Tommy’s house, and he was forced to explain that it was all a mistake.

It could have been worse … she could have pushed that other button and asked:

“Have you seen your daughter lately?”

I imagine an entire Co$ swat team would have descended on the house and Kyra Sedgwick might never have been seen again.

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It was literally five minutes ago that I told y’all how Chrissy Teigen had shut down her Twitter account because of tall the hate she gets when she says stupid things. Chrissy said it was no longer fun and light and lively and she would have nothing more to do with it.

Tick Tock. Chrissy’s back on Twitter because you cannot keep a social media whore off social media. After a grueling 22 days—how did he do it—of nothing and no one talking about her, Chrissy came back, Tweeting:

“turns out it feels TERRIBLE to silence yourself and also no longer enjoy belly chuckles randomly throughout the day and also lose like 2000 friends at once lol”

Um, Chrissy, they aren’t “friends” they’re followers, because, and I’m guessing here, even you would recognize a friend if you walked by them on the street.

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Scientologist, and actor, Danny Masterson isn’t quite ready to defend himself against charges of rape, and is saying it’s all Leah Remini’s fault.

Masterson’s lawyers filed papers in LA ALLEGING that Remini’s well-documented campaign against Co$ extending to his court case. Masterson claims Remini pushed for the three women in his case—all Jane Does—to make reports to the Los Angeles Police Department. Masterson claims that the LAPD is “starstruck” by Leah Remini and he also ALLEGES she has a close relationship with LAPD detectives, “even using them as her personal security. And, if that isn’t enough, he claims Remini guided the women as they gave statements to prosecutors.

And because of all that he needs more time.

Huh. Notice how he never once says he did not rape those women, but just that Leah Remini doesn’t like him or his church cult.

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If you watch The View at all, you cannot help but wonder if it’s not her co-workers who despise her, it’s her hairdresser.

Meghan serves a different concoction every day, some odd, some strange, and some just downright awful, and now her hair stylist, Carmen Currie, is speaking out to tell us all that she does not hate Meghan McCain:

“I’m not slapping something on her and being like, “Take THAT!” I’m not telling her what to do all the time, it’s not like that at all. I want her to feel comfortable, I want her to feel confident with what I’m doing, and I want her to like it overall, and she does. I think it shows, and that’s part of what people are picking up on … There’s no fun hair and fun makeup; it’s very straightforward and obviously more conservative. Working with Meghan and The View, I get to be more creative and more artistic with the looks.”

Nice try Carmen, but if you don’t hate Meghan, please to explain these lewks:

Uh huh.

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You always read about women and cat-fighting, but really, it’s men and cat-fighting that takes the cake. I mean think Kanye and Drake, Kanye and, well, anyone. And then think British pop star Robbie Williams and his neighbor, Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin.

These two have been sniping at one another ever since Williams submitted plans for a basement gym and pool at his West London home five years ago. Page wasn’t keen on the idea that the construction might damage his own home, Tower House, a mansion designed by William Burges that dates back to 1875.

So, the two fight; over the years Page has objected multiple times to Williams’ planning proposals and complained enough to get his construction workers fined for noise issues. But, last December, the local council granted Williams permission to build on the condition that he’d monitor any noise issues and vibration levels that might pertain to ground movement at the Page manse.

Well, that wasn’t good enough for Robbie, and because Jimmy keeps sticking his nose into the construction, Williams has taken to blasting the music of his Led Zeppelin rivals, like Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, and Deep Purple whenever Page sits in his garden. Williams even strolls into his yard dressed like Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant by “wearing a long wig and stuffing a pillow up his shirt.”

Seriously. Grown-assed men acting like little girls.

Wait, that’s a nasty thing to say about little girls.

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Since I mentioned what a diva Kanye can be, let’s dish.

He’s backed out of headlining Coachella this year because they wouldn’t build him a giant dome to house his enormous ego … along with any modicum of talent he may have left.

It appears that Coachella co-founder Paul Collett received a call from Kanye requesting a dome smack dab in the middle of Coachella. Well, concert executives explained that it would be impossible to build a massive Ego Dome in four months and would require rearranging the entire festival site and removal of a large section of Port-a-Potties, Kanye blew up.

But, you know, who wouldn’t when they’re told they can’t have a dome because people gotta poop? And so Kanye hung up, stomped his feet, and ran to Kim’s bedroom to weep. And then he called back and said he wouldn’t appear at Coachella ever!

And he was informed that promoters had already gotten … wait for it … it’s epic …it’s still making me laugh … I am dying over here … Ariana Grande to take his spot.

Yeezus replaced with Mimi 2.0? Brilliant!

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Sorry, not sorry, but Wendy Williams, who is either in the throes of an addiction to pain killers, causing her to look more dazed and confused than ever, or in the middle of a scandal because her husband’s side piece is with child, is taking a break from her show to deal with Issues A and/or B.

Wendy was supposed to return to her show last week, but did not, and is now scheduled to return sometime in Whenever. Co-Presidents of the show’s syndication company, Ira Bernsteins and Mort Marcus, put out a statement supporting Wendy because co-presidents always make statements when things are not falling completely off the rails:

“As she has for the past 10 years, Wendy delivers an incomparable live talk show day in and day out and we want to give her the best opportunity to heal and recover… Wendy has our complete and unwavering support and we look forward to her return to the iconic purple chair.”

Wendy is still a mess and needs more time to recover. That’s the truth.

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If you aren’t watching Scientology and the Aftermath  then you are missing the most frightening television show ever.

Leah Remini, a former Scientologist who escaped the cult, is hell-bent on tearing down the ALLEGED church cult, and is apparently doing such a good job of it, that the Cult of $cientology [Co$] has accused her of … wait for it … murder.

True, Leah may not have held the knife, and she may not have even been at the scene but … according to Co$ international spokesperson and Director of Public Affairs, Karin Pouw, Leah is to blame for a stabbing that occurred outside of a Co$ headquarters near Sydney, Australia last week.

And, true to form, Pouw didn’t call the police to tell them about Leah’s involvement in the murder, but she did pen a strongly worded letter to A&E president Paul Buccieri—A&E airs Scientology and the Aftermath—accusing Leah and the show of inciting the murder with her words.

The incident took place January 4th, where the victim, Chih-Hen Yeh, a Co$ security worker was escorting a female church member to a “purification ceremony” when the woman’s teenaged son stabbed him in the neck with a large kitchen knife. Yeh died later in a hospital emergency room.

According to Pouw, the murderer “was inspired by an anti-Scientology website that featured your (Paul Buccieri’s) people and included a link to Remini’s show.” Yes, it was the link on the website with the knife in Sydney … if this were a Co$ version of Clue.

Pouw also claimed, and, again, not to police because, well, she’s an idiot, that “prior to committing this heinous act, the murderer spouted vicious religious hatred and propaganda, incited by A&E and the Leah Remini - Mike Rinder series.”  Pouw goes onto claim that "whistleblowers" claim Leah “coaches” people to “incite hatred against Scientology” which she calls “scandalous bigotry” and that the series—again, it’s Scientology and the Aftermath, Tuesdays at 9PM on A&E—has born “strange and bitter fruit”. 

Oh Karin Pouw, now you’ve gone and plagiarized Billie Holiday in your crazy rant. You’re clearly reached the edge and stepped over. Up next, Pouw will find a way to insert Leah Remini into the _____ White House scandal. … or say Remini was involved in the fake moon landing …or 9/11 … or ….

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Dear Goddess, no one rides a story to death like Kathy Griffin.

That bitch is still on her World Victim Tour about that posting of herself holding up a “decapitated Trump head” and has decided to go all Karin Pouw on  someone she says didn’t stand up for her: actor Don Cheadle.

Seriously. Kathy says her “friend” Don turned his back on her in her time of need and took to Twitter to shame him. Sadly, Don wasn’t playing, and he came at her brilliantly.

It all began innocently when Don Cheadle Tweeted a photo of himself wearing a hat from Sleeping Giants, an anti-sexist and anti-bigotry campaign. That sent Kathy Griffin over the edge, or, well, further over the edge, reacting as if the idea of Cheadle showing support for Sleeping Giants was a personal attack on her:

“Oh GREAT Don. I will never forgive you for your nasty tweet the day my smear campaign started. You know it was a fucking smear campaign and you have never taken a moment to apologize. Some liberal you are. Yes, my memory is long my ex friend. Shame on you. I kept a list. Fear me.”

Fear me? I guess she’s off her meds. But this is what she’s ranting about … in response to someone who said Kathy probably voted for _____ after that picture was posted, Cheadle Tweeted that he believed Kathy hates _____, and then added ... “That pic tho …” ... and that set Griffin off and she that first Tweet;but Cheadle needled her with his response:

“Huh?”

And Kathy replied:

“Huh? You’re a dick in real life, but believe it or not I truly hope what I went through never happens to you. Never. And if it did I would be the first in line to stand up for you, get my ass on television and do everything I could to defend you & the 1st amendment. It’s easy don.”

Seriously. Have you ever had anyone go off on you, and you’re like, ‘What the hell are they even talking about?’ Don Cheadle did, and he shot back in a series of Tweets:

“sigh ... ok, kathy.

1) we had one conversation on a flight about our mutual disgust for individual 1. i don't "friend" that quickly so we can't really be "exes."

2) had i been your "friend" and you had asked my opinion, i would have said, "kathy. for you own sake, please do NOT depict yourself holding the bloody, severed head of the president, evoking daesh, daniel pearl and every other painful, disturbing memory associated with it, your first amendment rights notwithstanding." and had you said, "fkkk you, i'm doing it anyway," i would've said, "well girl, be prepared to have the dogs sicced on you. the secret service doesn't play around with sh*t like that no matter WHO the president is. you're also risking your career for what i see as zero upside. just tell him to #diagf [die in a grease fire] like i do." maybe you would have listened. doubt it.

3) taking every opportunity to oppose him and support those looking to unseat him, IS defending you albeit not your personal, cringe worthy photo-op.

4) apologize for a tweet!? ...

5) i'm sorry that you're still dealing with the aftershocks of your actions. it's egregious.

6) this is six more than necessary answers to your "don's a dick because he didn't go on tv to champion me," tweet.

7) you wanna rap offline, you know how that works."

Kathy didn’t respond because, well, she’d been served by someone who refuses to stoop to her Woe Is Me, I’m A Victim level.

Own it Kathy. You fucked up, and now you should shut up.

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Tom Payne, whose Walking Dead character Jesus came out as gay last March, but whose sexual orientation was dropped after that:

“It’s been so amazing to be a part of that community and to give visibility as a gay character on one of the biggest television shows ever. It was an amazing responsibility, and I was happy to take it on. But I was disappointed it wasn’t in there more. It wasn’t ever even explicitly mentioned. [Jesus’ sexual orientation] was just one scene with Lauren in season seven. The right people picked up on it; they did recognize it. But you can find people who still don’t realize Jesus was gay. I think they could have been a bit more up front about that. [But] while you’ve lost Jesus, you still have Aaron and Tara, and now Magna and Yumiko, so there’s still representation on the show. But it’s a shame. He was such a badass character. They could have made more of it. It’s really Robert Kirkman who was so amazing to do it in the comic books. I was super excited to play that. I wish they made a bigger deal of it. But other storylines take precedent, I guess.”

You don’t score points from me by announcing that a character is gay in one episode and then effectively putting them back into the closet the next.

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Hugh Jackman, and his huge ackman, on those rumors that he’s gay, and how he thinks they started when he played singer-songwriter Peter Allen in The Boy from Oz:

“I was literally just locking lips [with a man on stage] … I started to laugh so hard. So I stay kissing him, because I thought, ‘I’m just going to laugh. I’m going to stay here until it subsides’ and it never subsided and the whole audience could see my body shaking, so they started [laughing as well].”

Nice story, Hugh, but I heard the gay rumors long before Oz came out.

I’m not saying you’re gay, though one part of me …which part is that? … wishes you were.

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_____, on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving:

“For having a great family, and for having made a tremendous difference in this country. I’ve made a tremendous difference in this country. This country is so much stronger now than when I took office you wouldn’t believe it. I mean you see it, but so much stronger that people can’t even believe it.”

For having a great band of criminals, grifters, cheats, frauds, adulterers and liars to follow in Daddy’s footstep.

And he has changed the country; people laugh at us now; people hate us now; we’re falling by the wayside, so he and his mob family can enrich themselves.

I want prison for all of them … except maybe Barron and Tiffany.

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Hillary Clinton, on how _____ uses Fox News to create the alternative realities—the actual Fake News—that his minions believe:

“One of the ways you do that is by consistently attacking the press. Now [Trump] doesn’t attack Fox News, because they’re like a wholly owned subsidiary of Trump and the Republican party now. So he attacks the press and the broadcast media that raise questions about him, that don’t give him fidelity and loyalty. That he was on the front page of the New York Times is more important to him that any substance because he thinks he can defeat substance, which he has proven successful in doing. You watch Fox News, it’s always, ‘Something terrible is about to happen’, ‘Something terrible did happen’, ‘These people are doing all these awful things’. It is totally divorced from reality, but it is superb propaganda. I don’t know the best way to puncture that. You have to hope that reality catches up with politics and entertainment at some point.”

I’ll give him that much; _____knows how to work his little lapdog, Fox News, to enrage his base about whatever, or whomever, he’s pissy about at any given moment.

Too bad Hillary let a lot of that slide during the campaign.

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Leah Remini, who is taking on the Cult of Scientology, on the group’s golden boy, Tommy Cruise, and how he isn’t so innocent when it comes to the brutalities of that cult:

“Where Tom is concerned … He is very aware of the abuses that go on in Scientology. He’s been part of it. He’s best friends with David Miscavige, so he’s privy to the punishments that David Miscavige doles out, and I’ve been told by a senior executive of Scientology, who was there, that David Miscavige constantly threatened the staff at Gold Base with bringing Tom Cruise to Gold Base to kick their fucking asses.”

Leah ALLEGES that a Scientology official told her that Tommy once “personally administered” punishment on a high-ranking member of the church, all because David Miscavige told him to, and I’m sure it boosts the little man’s ego to kick someone around for pleasure.

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Nicolle Wallace, political commentator on MSNBC and NBC News, on Ivanka and her emails:

"So, in politics, karma kicks in more quickly than in other walks of life. And it turns out that 'lock her up' chant for Hillary Clinton's use of a personal email account just might backfire on the _____ family, specifically on Ivanka."

Wouldn’t it be loverly?

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Ivanka _____,  on her own email scandal:

“People who want to see it as the same see it as the same. The fact is that we all have private emails and personal emails to coordinate with our family. We all receive content to those emails and there’s no prohibition from using private email as long as it’s archived and as long as there’s nothing in it that’s classified.[And] in my case all of my emails are on the White House server. There’s no intent to circumvent and there were mass deletions after a subpoena was issued. My emails have not been deleted, nor was there anything of substance, nothing confidential that was within them. So there’s no connection between the two things.”

Except, the feckless lying …used her personal email to send hundreds of messages involving government business in a violation of federal rules.

So, yeah, you con artist grifter criminal liar, it is the same thing, and with the Democrats coming to Congress your days are numbered.

Feckless lying …

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Lloyd Russell-Moyle, member of the British Parliament, announcing to the House of Commons that he is HIV-positive  ahead of the 30th anniversary of World AIDS Day, December 1:

“Such events are also deeply personal to me. Next year I will be marking an anniversary of my own—10 years since I became HIV positive. It has been a long journey, from the fear of acceptance and today, hopefully, advocacy, knowing that my treatment keeps me healthy and protects any partner that I may have. When you get that call from the clinic and they just say: ‘You need to come in.’ They don’t tell you the details, and you know immediately that something is going to be wrong … So all the different worst case scenarios flash through your mind… At the same time you are working out all the ways that this is some joke, some technical error, some tiny thing that they’re going to tell you that you’re going to be laughing about later on … and then they tell you and it hits you like a wall…Nothing quite prepares you for when they say those words … You walk out feeling totally numb, with a million things going through your mind, and at the same time a sense of absolute nothingness. [So] wanted to be able to stand here in this place and say to those who are living with HIV that their status does not define them. We can be whoever we want to be, and to those who have not been tested, maybe because of fear, I say to you: it is better to live in knowledge than to die in fear.”

Funny, nearly forty years in and we still have this kind of stigma with so many men, and women, living, and thriving, with HIV.

Good on Russell-Moyle for speaking out.

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It's Snarkurday!

It’s like an itch you can’t stop scratching ... Usher’s herpes lawsuits, that is.

The first ... first ... accuser, suing for $20 million, has now revealed herself: Laura Helm. And, Lisa Bloom, who is representing several ... several ... of Usher’s accusers, has filed more documents including one that details how one young man ended being infected by the singer when, he ALLEGES, that Usher exposed him to herpes when they f**ked at a Koreatown spa in L.A.

That ain’t no Happy Ending, y’all.

Now, Usher has called all of his accusers liars, but he will not say if he has the herpes and is refusing to take an STD test.

Take that for what it is, but until we know better, Just Say No, to Usher.

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There are some "celebrities" who should never speak, Tweet, Instagram or Facebook because their view of the world needs to be kept silent.

Melissa Joan Hart. She recently whined all over Instagram about her family vacation being ruined because of Hurricane Maria.

Yup, the semi-rich, scarcely talented TV star, and her family were headed to the Nickelodeon Resort Punta Cana, but couldn’t go because a hurricane came along and washed away the homes and businesses and livelihoods of all kinds of people; so Melissa whined about missing her vacation on social media. She later removed her post once she realized the storm killed people, but this kind of delusion is nothing new for Hart ...

Back in 2015, she promoted her clothing line on the 14th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks with the tagline:

“Free Shipping in honor of the victims, families & first responders of 9/11. Use the promo code ‘911’ during your online checkout at KingofHarts.com.”

Yup, you may have lost your spouse, lover, son, daughter in the worst terror attack ever on American soil, but, hey, you get Free Shipping!

Seriously, bitch, take a seat.

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This may be true, and it may not be, but ... twenty-year-old Kylie Jenner is ALLEGEDLY pregnant by her boyfriend of five months, twenty-five-year-old rapper Travis Scott.

That Woman has yet to confirm the pregnancy because they’re still trying to iron out the details of how Kylie will pee on a stick on TV ... break up with the Baby Daddy on TV ... get her first ultrasound on TV ... get back together with the Baby Daddy on TV ... give birth on TV ... break up with the Baby Daddy on TV ... get back together with the Baby Daddy on TV ... have DCF remove the child from her home on TV ... and then launch a new lipstick line.

No, seriously, that’s how it’ll play out. They’re Kardastrophes after all.

Oops. It got twice as skeevey because now Khloe is pregnant, too. That Woman will be working overtime whoring out two babies!

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It’s almost a year later and folks are still talking about Mariah’s Carey’s Epic New Years Eve Fail, aka The Clusterf**k Heard Round The World.

To recap, Mimi tottered around a stage on impossibly high heels singing, ahem, live to a track that she didn’t to remember or even know. Mimi and her team later blamed Dick Clark Productions, and DCP placed the blame at the high heels of the diva who didn’t show up to rehearse.

Now, finally, Miss Ryan Seacrest is ready to dish; during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live! Seacrest insinuated that the fault was all Mimi because she refused to do a soundcheck:

“That crew, that team, that staff is the best in the business. They put on the biggest live music events and they know what they’re doing. I know how good they are at their jobs. My reaction was, ‘She was working with the best.’ I find it hard to believe they made big mistakes that bad.”

Seacrest, of course, knowing Mimi missed the soundcheck ... I think ... scurried several blocks away after introducing Carey and says he had no idea what was going on:

“When it was happening, it was hard for me to see and hear because we’re in Times Square and there was a lot going on. I had to be told that something was going on and then try to find a monitor to react to. So I wasn’t quite sure what was happening, actually.”

Really, Ryan? You’re working with the best team ever and you’re a nitpicky diva yourself, and someone had to tell you to watch?

I think you were sipping tea and watching it all with a wry smile on your face.

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When you’re born wealthy and spoiled you never really learn to share ... even within your own family; and that’s exactly the case with spoiled brats Ivanka and Junior _____.

It seems Newsweek got hold of some ancient interview Big Daddy Little Hands _____ did with Howard Stern and, if you didn’t already feel sorry for Tiffany _____, this might ... might ... make you change your mind.

The interview ALLEGEDLY took place in late 2005, and in it, Stern asks _____ about a rumor Ivanka and Junior tried to erase Tiffany from Daddy’s will; _____answers:

“I have a friend who is also like a very rich guy. And he said how his children hate the new children coming along and everything else; I said, ‘Yeah, because every time you have a child, it’s 20 percent less to the people [Inaudible].'”

So then Stern asks if Junior and Ivanka were trying to “bump off a child.” Trump instantly says:

“Tiffany?”

Stern asks if that rumor is true and _____ tries to evade the question but Stern keeps asking it, and finally _____ says:

“Yes.”

Then _____ points out that when he dies, all his kids will be inherit ... wait for it, he actually said it ... _____ University and _____ Ice bottle water. _____ U is gone and _____ Ice is now only available at _____’s tacky hotels and resorts.

Big coins, eh? Now, to be fair, ______ may have been lying about Ivanka and Junior wanting to nix Tiffany from the bankroll, but then that means he’d paint his own children as greedy monsters for a story; or, he’s telling the truth and his two oldest kids are evil greedy spoiled self-entitled loons who will never amount to anything.

Either way ... I think on the day Daddy kicks it and the will is read, Tiffany will be the proud owner of a warehouse filled with MAGA hats.

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Back before Leah Remini left the Cult of Scientology, she co-starred with Kevin James on The King of Queens, a minor hit for CBS. The show ended and Leah and Kevin went about their business; he made a couple of films and she began taking down a cult.

James returned to TV, with a new TV wife, last year in Kevin Can Wait and toward the end of the season Leah Remini guest-starred on the show, ands the ratings went way up. The producers loved the higher numbers and sop they asked Leah Remini to join the cast only there was one hitch: Kevin James’ character had a wife and how would it look if he and Leah, who plays an old flame, were all flirty and stuff. What to do, what to do ...

Kill off the wife. Yes, they killed the wife character, played by Erinn Hayes and brought Remini back full-time and will slowly—so as not to alienate fans—have Leah and Kevin become a TV couple. Wow. But, when asked how they planned to reveal the death of the “wife,” producers said they would keep it thoughtful and simple except ... not so much ... this is how they did it:

The new season began with Kevin’s character, aptly named Kevin, looking at the mail and finding a letter addressed to his wife from her gym that read:

“We haven’t seen you, we miss you.”

Kevin replies:

“You know what, so do I.” 

His TV daughter Kendra—actress Taylor Spreitler—grabs the letter and says:

“It’s been over a year since she died, they shouldn’t still be sending this.”

Then Kevin makes a joke about not throwing it out, because he wants to save the coupon attached for a kung fu lesson.

Wow. That was sweet and simple: the junk mail reveal. And Kevin made need to Kung Fu lessons to protect him if he ever comes across Erin n Hayes—the now-dead TV wife—in an LA alley.

Just sayin’.

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I used to like Wendy Williams until she went the Trans humor route and I stopped watching. As a Snarker, however, I loved her daily dose of gossip, though now she might not be as thrilled with the rumor mill ...

The Daily Mail reports that Wendy’s husband, Kevin Hunter, has ... ALLEGEDLY ... been carrying on a ten-year affair with 32-year-old massage therapist Sharina Hudson; the Daily Mail knows this because they’ve been watching the adulterers for over a year! They claim Kevin has been living a double life, moving between his home with Wendy and the condo he bought for Sharina. And the Daily Mail has pictures of Kevin and Sharina—he calls her “Shawty”—at the apartment, the gym, and even at the grocery store ... pictures showing Sharina wearing a big ass diamond engagement ring. And they also have photos of the inside of the mailbox at the new, private $765,000 house Kevin ALLEGEDLY upgraded them to, showing both Kevin and Sharina’s names. Sources claim they live a pretty normal life other than the fact that Kevin has a wife, another house and a son just a couple of towns over.

And this really is nothing new for Kevin Hunter; he’s not really what you might call a gentleman. Back in 2008 he was sued for sexual harassment by a talent broker who worked on Wendy’s radio show; that was settled out of court. And Kevin had an affair back in 2001, which Wendy now admits to having known about, and decided to stay with him because the cheating made them stronger ... or made him hide the next time even better?

And so she’s doing the same now; when the story broke and Wendy appeared on her show, she flashed her wedding ring and called the rumors fake:

“I stand by my guy. All is well in Hunterville. Don’t believe the hype. And if there was hype, believe me, I would let you know. And by the way, I’ll be following this story. So I guess I’ll have to watch to find out what happens.”

It’s not true he has two homes ... not true he gets mail at a house with another woman, with whom he shops and dines and works out and lives; and, also not true, is the quote from Sharina’s parents saying they want Kevin to dump Wendy and marry Sharina because they want grandbabies.

Keep following it Wendy ... we’ll follow it to divorce court.

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Lenny Kravitz is steamy hot. But this isn’t about that; it’s about Lenny and chocolates.

Lenny is living in Paris while working on a new album, but he took a night off for the opening performance of the Paris Opera Ballet. While most men wore tuxedos, Lenny wore black leather ... like I said, hot ... and in one of the pockets was some chocolate he brought along for a snack. And that hidden chocolate caused some issues when, minutes after the lights went down, Lenny pulled that piece of chocolate out to nibble on, and as he unwrapped it, a man in front of him went off:

“Shhhh! Stop eating! Stop eating!”

And so Lenny got out of his seat and confronted the man:

“Don’t tell me what to do. This is France!”

And we’ll stop ... This is France? That’s an excuse? I’m’a use that if I ever get stopped by a cop and see what happens, though it clearly didn’t help Lenny because ... back to our story ...

Lenny was then grabbed by a woman nearby, who exclaimed:

“You don’t know who that is!”

She was speaking about the ALLEGED VIP at whom Lenny was shrieking; and so he replied:

“I don’t care—don’t tell me what to do.”

And just when it looked like Lenny and the VIP might schedule a duel with pistols at dawn, it was over ...  Lenny took his seat, then stormed out—perhaps to eat his chocolates in the lobby—only to return 15 minutes later to watch the show. And then, after the show, Lenny was seen with the French VIP hugging it out in the lobby and laughing.

Maybe Lenny’s blood sugar was low ... let him eat chocolate and, as Lenny taught us, Let Love Rule.

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