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Hunter Biden, on his Nobel Peace Prize nominee: “I am officially nominating Donald J. [Cankles] for the Nobel Peace Prize. No president in history has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No president has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” And just yesterday the ceasefire was off, again, and the bombing was on, again,
and gas price soared, again. And he was
profiting from the job. |
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Cory Booker, Democrat Senator
from New Jersey, on the Presidential Grift™: “If you put $100 dollars into [Cankles’] meme coin just before the inauguration, it’s be worth $2.34 today. But [Cankles]? We just learned he’s up $635 million. Then there’s that $526,810,321 he made in token sales from the family crypto company and the $196,875,000 he made from the family stable coins. And the $65,625,000 he made from an equity sale in the family crypto company. Remember, this is all from last year. [He] has been running a full-on crypto scam out of the Oval Office. He’s a disgrace.” Well, he’s actually a lying
cheating racist rapist, sexual predator pedophile disgrace. |
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Michael Franken, US Navy
Admiral Retired, disproving the GOP ongoing lie about voter fraud: “In Utah, Republicans completed a comprehensive voter investigation looking for voter fraud. Of two million voters, [only] one non-citizen registered to vote and no non-citizen voted. Voter fraud is a Republican myth, and the Save Act is Republican nonsense.” It’s no myth, it’s a lie and
their only desperate attempt to keep their jobs. If Democrats get out and vote
in record numbers—remember, we outnumber the GOP—this lie will die, just like
the GOP. |
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Raja Krishnamoorthi, Democrat Representative from Illinois, promising
to take on the USPS over mail-in voting: “If the postal service moves forward with [Cankles’] plan to restrict mail ballot delivery, I’ll pursue a Congressional subpoena of the Postmaster General and lead efforts to remove him from office. No administration should be able to use the Postal Service to make it harder for Americans to vote.” Fight fire with fire; file suit against every single attempt
the GOP puts forth to steal the election. Oh, and remember that Cankles and his entire family vote by
mail so if they trust the process shouldn’t you? |
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David Frum, political commentator and former
speechwriter for George W. Bush, on the disaster that is Cankles: “Few of us have access to full information on how [Cankles] lost the Iran War. But we can all see the fiasco that [he] has made of the 250th anniversary [of American independence] celebrations. Watching [him] fail at something easy helps illustrate why he was doomed to mess up anything difficult.” His birthday; the ballroom; the reflecting pool; the war;
America’s birthday; the American State Fair; that Knicks game; the US game in
the World Cup. It all goes to shiz because he’s inept and demented. |
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James Talarico, Democrat candidate for Senator from Texas,
demolishing Ted Cruz for smearing him as not "masculine" enough to
win in Texas: "Yeah, there's been a lot of talk in this race about what it means to be a real man and recently on the campaign trail, I told the story of my adoptive dad, the man who gave me his last name, the man who raised me as his own. Every Saturday morning, Mark Talarico would mow our lawn, whether it was rain or shine, whether he wanted to or not, he insisted on mowing our lawn himself. And then without anyone asking him to, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn because our neighbor was elderly, she was a widow. And my dad never talked about it. He just did it. Because that's what a man does. A man takes responsibility. A man upholds his commitments to his family and his neighbors. A man does what's right even when no one is watching. And here's what real men don't do... They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. They don't steal from other people in order to enrich themselves. And so I've said before, and I will keep saying, that real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves and so I welcome this debate about what it means to be a man. And I don't think Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz are in a position to tell anybody what a real man is." Someone should tell Ted Cruz that people in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones. After Cankles called Rafael’s wife ugly during the 2016
Republican primary, Cruz went on to kiss the ring and the ass of Cankles; he
sold his own family in pursuit of power; so manly. |
