What a week … the Bad News is that Cankles five-day war is
not in its eighth day and he announced it may actually lasty four months longer
before saying he has no idea when it will end. The Good News is that Democrats
won several elections last week and Border Barbie was kicked to the curbed .
Now do Pam Bondi!
The DOJ posted FBI interviews with a woman who alleged Cankles
sexually assaulted her when she was a teenager after being introduced to him by
Jeffrey Epstein. She says that Cankles hit her after she bit his, as Stormy
called it, tiny orange mushroom dick when he attempted to force her to perform
oral sex.
The President is a rapist and a pedophile. Don’t let it be
forgotten.
Markwayne Mullin, the new Border Barbie, has an incredible
list of qualifications:
His highest undergrad degree is Associate in Construction Technology;
he has no law degree; he has no law degree; he has no law enforcement
background; he has no National Security experience; he has no security,
intelligence or emergency management skills
As I saw on Facebook, how can we expect him to secure the
border when he cannot even secure the border between his two first names? And
will he have to continue the Secretary’s extra-marital affair with Corey
Kewandoski?
PS Please don’t suggest he was named after his two dads
because that makes him crazy!
The FBI, Homeland Security, and the National
Counterterrorism Center prepared a joint intelligence statement to state and
local authorities alerting them of a heightened threat due to the illegal war
in Iran but after Homeland Security gave the White House a heads-up about the statement
before it was set to be released top regime officials ordered it placed on
‘hold’.
Let that sink in.
The House of Representatives killed an effort to rein in
Cankles’ illegal war in Iran after voting 219 to 212 to kill a War Powers Act
resolution introduced by GOP Representative Thomas Massie and Democrat
Representative Ro Khanna.
Four Democrats—
Representatives Jared Golden, Henry Cuellar, Greg Landsman and Juan
Vargas—voted with the GOP while one other Republican, Warren Davidson, joined
Massie, in voting for it. Those four Democrats need to be voted from office in
November.
Speaking of the illegal war in Iran, the Little Johnson
declared the US is not at war even though the Draft Dodger In Chief and
DUI Pete say we are at war.
Perhaps Little Johnson had his entire head shoved up Cankles’
ass and not just his lips on the rim.
Cankles is not at all concerned about rising US gas prices
driven by the illegal war in Iran:
“I don’t have any concern about it. They’ll drop very
rapidly when this is over, and if they rise, they rise, but this is far more
important than having gasoline prices go up a little bit.”
Once again the rotting fetid corpse in chief says he doesn’t
care about the American people and affordability.
Cankles also claimed the illegal war with Iran was necessary
because that country was two weeks away from having nuclear weapons:
“If we didn’t hit within two weeks, they would’ve had a
nuclear weapon. When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen.”
But remember in June 2025 when Cankles claimed that US and
Israeli military actions—"Operation Midnight Hammer"—has "obliterated"
Iran's nuclear facilities, air force, and missile industry.
Huh, and then nine months later it was on the verge of
creating nuclear weapons.
Someone needs to explain “obliterated” to the dimwit.
Just days before Cankles launched an illegal war with Iran,
FBI Director Kash Patel fired a dozen agents and staff members from a counterintelligence
unit tasked with monitoring threats from Iran because each one was involved in
the investigation of Cankles’ stealing classified documents after his first
term in office and taking them to Mar-illegal.
That’s the FBI under Patel.
As for the upside …
The regime seems to have abandoned its attempts to impose
potentially crippling executive orders against law firms that refused to
capitulate to Cankles, walking away from its appeal of victories the firms had
won against the White House.
DOJ lawyers told the US Court of Appeals for the District of
Columbia that they were no longer interested in pursuing the cases and were
voluntarily asking the court to dismiss them.
Later, Cankles appeared to have changed his mind, however,
because, well, Epstein.
Texas state Representative, and Democrat, James Talarico won
the state’s primary to become the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in an
effort to flip Texas Blue.
Democrat Alex Holladay won a Republican-held seat in the
Arkansas state House last week marking the ninth time Democrats have flipped a
district from red to blue in a special election since the start of Cankles’
second term.
The matchup is set in North Carolina’s crucial Senate race,
with Democratic former Governor Roy Cooper and former Republican National
Committee chair Michael Whatley winning their primaries.
Democrats are confident that Cooper will be a formidable
candidate after he won races for governor in 2016 and 2020 even as Cankles carried
the state.
The DOJ, after Cankles ordered an investigation into whether
former President Biden broke the law in using the autopen to sign presidential
documents, has announced they are unable to build a criminal case out of this
bull shiz.
Go figure.
In a defeat for the Cankles Regime a federal judge in New York ruled that
companies that paid tariffs struck down last month by Supreme Court are due
refunds.
The federal government collected more than $130 billion in
the now-defunct tariffs through mid-December and could ultimately be on the
hook for refunds worth $175 billion.
Virginia’s legislature has passed a bill prohibiting schools
from teaching what it considers to be lies about the January 6, 2021, Capitol
riot. Schools must “not describe, portray, or present as credible a description
or portrayal of the actions precipitating or involved in the events of the
January 6, 2021, insurrection as peaceful protest” and may not “state, suggest,
or present as credible a statement or suggestion that there was extensive
election fraud that could have changed or actually changed the results of the
2020 presidential election.”
The president is a liar, is basically what they’re saying …
cuz it’s true.
Cankles was at Dover Air Force Base Saturday for the
dignified transfer of the six United States service members killed in Kuwait,
and … well, once again, he proved that he cannot handle himself like a decent
human being.
As others bowed their heads, he did not; and he wore a white
USA baseball cap that he did not take off during the ceremony.
In the photo above, he appears to be playing with his
buttons while Melanie is looking for the car because Saks is having a sale, and
JD dreams of an evening with Velvet Settee.
This is what passes for honoring our fallen troops killed in
an illegal war because the president is a child rapist and a con artist.
What, oh what, can we do …
