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Ain't That America XXXIII

War, child rape, drunken FBI directors, lying Attorney Generals, the wrong First Lady and the wrong President being called to Congress to testify about Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s been a helluva week …

The White House released a photo of Cankles and his regime monitoring the progress of the illegal attack on Iran from the “Flatulation Room “at Mar-Illegal.

Of course, he had a picture snapped because he wants to be Barack Obama and knows that will never happen:

Cankles then declared that “most evil” Khamenei was killed in the attack and rumors suggest schoolchildren were also killed but, hey, the five-time draft dodger got his photo op.

 

In a visit to central Wisconsin, Vice President JD Vance implored voters to not give power back to the “crazy” Democrats blaming hospital closures on “problems inherited from Biden.”

He failed to mention it was the massive Republican cuts to Medicaid funding that kept those hospitals afloat.

 

Transgender Kansans are being informed on the eve of a new state law going into effect that their driver’s licenses will be considered immediately invalid.

Why? Is there one person who can tell me why without resorting to the bible—lower case b—or some unnamed fear of trans people? Spare me the trans people rape children because it’s not them … it’s the priests, and ministers, and pastors, and rabbis in your places of worship who are fucking children.

Oh and it’s your president, too.

 

A federal judge reprimanded the Cankles regime for claiming that an immigrant seeking his release from custody was convicted for marijuana possession in 2009 … when he was 4 years old.

Government lawyers attached a document from ICEstapo that they “indicated” was related to his criminal history but West Virginia District Judge Irene Berger noted the “differences in birthdate, birthplace, parents’ names, and immigration status.”

You cannot make this shit up.

 

Border Czar and con artist Tom Homan tried to school Pope Leo XIV on Catholic teachings about immigration.

Homan prefaced his unsolicited theological lesson to the Pope by touting his credentials as a “life-long Catholic.”  He went on to attack Leo for criticizing the Cankles Regime’s mass deportation campaign, asserting that Leo failed to grasp Catholic doctrine.

Seriously?

 

It wasn’t just the blanket left behind on a plane that got Kristi DogKiller Noem so riled up that she fired the pilot. It was, according to three DHS insiders, another item left on that flight last spring: Noem’s bag. No one knows for certain what was inside the bag—or they aren’t saying—but it was enough to cause Border Barbie and her Bitch Boy Corey Lewandowski to go apeshit.

What was in the bag, Kristi, which had you and your married lover  Corey freaking out?

 

The New York Times reports that many documents released by the DOJ from its investigations into the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein failed to include some key materials related to a woman who made an accusation against Cankles.

The materials are FBI memos summarizing interviews the bureau did in connection to claims made in 2019 by a woman who came forward after Epstein’s arrest to say she had been sexually assaulted by both Cankles and Epstein when she was a minor.

Hey Pammy? Does the DOW erase the rape of a child by your boss?

 

After the State of the Union speech where Cankles got into a shouting match with Representative Ilhan Omar, Rudy Giuliani attacks Omar for looking “too” Muslim:

“Muslims have a choice about how they how they dress. And you can look Muslim and look more American than that … You don’t come here to remain Somali. You don’t come here to remain Italian. You don’t come here to remain German. You don’t come here to remain whatever it is you were.”

I guess Rudy no longer identifies as Italian but does claim membership in the Ignorant Goosestepping Racist Fuck Regime.

Now, I need a palate cleanser and here’s a couple:

More ballots have been cast in Texas through the first seven days of early voting for the 2026 midterms than any recent midterm or presidential election year. That turnout is fueling optimism among Texas Democrats, who are once again trying to score their first election victory for a statewide office since 1994.

Over 650,000 votes were cast in-person and by mail in the Democratic primary, compared to about 590,000 cast in the Republican primary and we know that when Democrats vote, Democrats win.

Keep in mind that the GOP is running on the idea that only they can fix the problems in Texas but fail to mention that only they have been in power for the last twenty years.

 

Democratic Congressmen Ted Lieu and Dan Goldman demand that a special counsel be appointed to investigate Attorney General Pam Bondi after she ALLEGEDLY perjured herself during her Epstein testimony:

“Testifying before a House Judiciary Committee hearing on February 11, 2026, Attorney General Bondi emphatically stated, ‘There is no evidence that [Cankles] has committed a crime.’ Yet a number of the documents from the Epstein files released to date by the Department of Justice directly contradict her statement. [And] when confronted with her lie, she did not retract her statement, she doubled down. She stated, ‘Don’t you ever accuse me of committing a crime.’ We request that you immediately appoint a special counsel to investigate Attorney General Bondi for lying under oath. America cannot have a liar and a criminal as our top law enforcement officer."

The simple fact here is that Bondi lied under oath because there are mountains of evidence in the Epstein files alleging that Cankles committed numerous crimes like assault, sexual abuse, rape, and threatening victims.

Bondi knows that, and I hope one day she is imprisoned for her lies.

There we are, another week down and the GOP has taken us into an illegal war because a madman wants you to stop talking about how he fucked a child … the GOP question two people, one of whom isn’t in the files, about Epstein, because they cannot question their Cult Leader lest he call them names …

We have one way out: vote. Vote out the child rapists and the pedophile protectors and the transphobes and the warmongers who want to send your sons and daughters to war but not theirs, vote out the regime of middle-aged frat boys and drunken asshats and the women who allow a man to get away with raping women because the stock market went up.

Vote them ALL out …..

The Funny Papers

Dave Whamond, Michael de Adder, Max Espinoza, Nick Anderson, Benjamin Slyngstad, Clay Bennett, David Horsey, Gary Huck, Tim Campbell, Drew Sheneman, RJ Matson,

Why Is It ...

… that people don’t realize that a fuck must be earned; I cannot go down the street with a bucket of fucks handing them out willy nilly. If I feel you’ve earned a fuck, I’ll give a fuck.

… that I hate it when I say that I hate people and someone says, “But not me, right? LOL.” No bitch, it’s especially you.

… that I can look directly at a person, nod when they’re talking and throw in a “Yeah,” or an “I know,” and yet not hear a word they’re saying

… that I feel the need to tell people that I am not toxic; I am classier than that … I am toxique….

… that I often feel the need to tell people who are speaking to me that I Googled “Who gives a shit?” and my name wasn’t in the search results

… that I know five people that are clinically insane and two of them are me.

… that I feel like life is a helicopter and I don’t know how to fly a helicopter.

… that my signature move is to bottle up my feelings over time and then combust over some small issue and get accused of being a psycho.

… that I hate it when people to tell me to open up. I mean, I just met you like eight years ago, give me some time.

… that right after I say some things I remind myself that some things aren't better left unsaid.

I Didn't Say It ...

Hillary Clinton, dismantling the GOP and demanding Congress ask Cankles, "under oath" about the "tens of thousands of times” he appears in the Epstein files:

“You have compelled me to testify, fully aware that I have no knowledge that would assist your investigation, in order to distract attention from [Cankles’] actions and to cover them up despite legitimate calls for answers. As I stated in my sworn declaration on January 13, I had no idea about[Epstein and Maxwell’s] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island, homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that. If this Committee is serious about learning the truth about Epstein’s trafficking crimes, it would not rely on press gaggles to get answers from our current president on his involvement; it would ask him directly under oath about the tens of thousands of times he shows up in the Epstein files.”

Hillary showed up, and Bill will, too, but Cankles? We have proof he’s in the files, and there is evidence that he raped a child and still the GOP refuses to ask him one single question.

Pedophile Protection Party at work.

PS Points to Hillary for her plain spoken, zero fucks attitude and for answering questions about extraterrestrials and “Pizzagate” which have zero to do with the Epstein scandal other than being a deflection.

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Chris Coons, Democrat senator from Delaware, on the GOP voter fraud lies::

“[Cankles] and the entire Republican party have spent 6 years searching high and low for voter fraud in the 2020 election. They’ve found nothing. Nada. Zilch. So why do they want millions of citizens to fight through bureaucratic red tape to solve a problem that doesn’t exist?”

No fraud, except for the fraud elected to office who can’t handle the fact he’s a loser and is still crying six years later.

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Elizabeth Warren, Democrat senator from Massachusetts, on the grift of Cankles at the expense of We The People:

“[Cankles] has enough money to renovate his $400,000,000 Qatari jet, give Amazon a $.8 billion tax break, send Kash Patel top party at the Olympics but your refund on his illegal tariffs? [He] says eat dirt.”

Follow the money and then arrest him, seize his bank accounts, and assets, and put him on trial for the con man he has always been.

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Stephen Colbert, The Late Show host, on the rumor that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is having an extramarital affair with her aide Corey Lewandowski:

"Noem is Corey's boss and possibly boss with benefits because that rumor is that the two of them are in a romantic relationship even though they're both married with children. If that romantic part is true, Corey—a word of warning: Avoid doggy style. Especially near the gravel pit."

Noem and Lewandowski, both married with families, have denied the claims though they travel together on a luxury 737 MAX with a private cabin in the rear.

Colbert's joke referenced the fact that Noem once shot and killed Cricket, a 14-month-old puppy, in a gravel pit because she wasn't good at hunting and was too excitable.

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Thomas Massie, GOP Representative from Kentucky, brings down the roof during a House speech on Epstein and slams Kash Patel for his Olympics partying:

"It's fine to be proud of this country, but we should be proud of this country because we have a system of justice that works! Congress created the Department of Justice. Congress funds the Department of Justice. And Congress is responsible for the oversight of the Department of Justice. When will we see justice? I'll tell you what I've not seen, I've not seen any arrests from the revelations in the Epstein files. Over three million documents describing horrible things, describing unspeakable things. Much of it redacted. We know for a fact that many of the files have not been released and the ones that have been released were improperly redacted to protect Trump and his allies. What we've seen so far includes horrifying allegations that Trump himself abused, raped, and threatened children. One can only imagine what's contained in the files that they refuse to let us see. Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide," Massie said. "But I haven't seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States from this Department of Justice. Prince Andrew, Duke of York, who has since been stripped of his royal titles due to his affiliation with Jeffrey Epstein, has been arrested. Peter Mandelson, who previously served as UK's Ambassador to the United States, resigned in disgrace from the United Kingdom's House of Lords and the Labour Party. And he's been arrested. Former Prime Minister of Norway, Thorbjørn Jagland, has been charged. But we don't see any charges, arrests, or investigations in the United States! What do we see? We see our FBI director celebrating in the locker room at the Olympics overseas. It's fine to be proud of this country, but we should be proud of this country because we have a system of justice that works. And yet we do not. Who are the men that should be investigated? I'll name them right here: Leon Black. You don't even have to see past the redactions to see that this man needs to be investigated. Jess Staley, accused of terrible things. It's right there in the files. Why is he not being investigated? And Leslie Wexner. Why did the FBI list him as a co-conspirator in their own documents in a child sex trafficking case and then tell him, according to him, that they had no questions for him? Why is that? Well, the Epstein Files Transparency Act requires the DOJ and the FBI to disclose to us their internal memos and emails about how they made those decisions, whether to prosecute or not prosecute, yet they have not delivered those memos. And we still don't have the memos and documents and emails from 2008 to explain why Jeffrey Epstein was given such a light sentence in what would have been an open and shut case of child sex trafficking, which allowed him to go back and recommit these terrible crimes, create hundreds of more victims, and ensnare so many other people in his conspiracy. Where are those documents that describe those decisions? We need justice. We want the Department of Justice to get to work, and that's what they need to do now."

The rest of the world is starting to hold Epstein's associates responsible but America refuses to do so because our president is a pedophile who was close friends with Epstein. He's all over the files and he has totally corrupted the FBI, turning it into an instrument of personal political power rather than a legitimate law enforcement organization. Everyone involved in this coverup must be prosecuted when Democrats retake power.

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Bobservations

Years back Carlos put a couple of bird feeders on the deck for our feathered visitors but what he didn’t know what that birds drop a lot of bird seed and it falls through the deck and attracts mice who decide they want to see inside the house and they find a way in and set up a little condominium under the dishwasher, feather a nice little newspaper nest and then chew though the tubing bringing water to the dishwasher because they’re thirsty and then we pay a huge bill to fix the dishwasher and the water leak and the mouse house removal.

Now he’s feeding squirrels on the lawn every morning—he calls them “The Neighbors”—and I told him that if we get any more mouse squatters he’ll be joining then under the dishwasher.

This Tuxedo Says is from September 2021 … Tuxedo has zero fucks to give to this anti-women woman who does the bidding of old white men.

One minute I was walking down the street minding my own business and then suddenly I was in a hardware store standing in a line.

I have no idea how I got there.

It shouldn’t be lost on anyone that we never had these claims of massive voter fraud until Cankles lost the 2020 election.

Here’s something to ponder …

I can safely say that most of the time South Carolina disappoints me, but not today …

At the request of Jesse Jackson’s family, and numerous members of the South Carolina General Assembly, the body of the Reverend Jesse Jackson Sr. will lie in state in the South Carolina Statehouse on Monday, March 2, 2026 and flags atop the Statehouse be lowered to half-staff from sunrise to sunset that same day to honor the legacy and memory of Reverend Jackson.

Thank you South Carolina for doing what the GOP in DC refused to do.

Funny how Fox News and the MAGAt Cult stopped talking about the man who breached Mar-Illegal with a shotgun and a gas can as soon they found out he was a lifelong Republican pissed off about the handling of the Epstein scandal.

White Republican man; not a drag queen.

White Republican man; not a democrat.

White Republican man;  not an immigrant.

White Republican man;  not a Muslim.

That’s all.

Jacob Ishak is a Canadian fashion model proving that they can grow ‘em hot up there, eh? So … Would You Hit It?