Random Musings

The Drag Race.
Latrice. Royale.
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Sharon Needles better win--even though I read the spoiler at DD's and nearly tossed my cookies.

I love celebrities who act like they don't know a camera is trained on them when they're doing idiotic things. Like when Paris, Lindsay and Britney all flashed their ladybits, getting out of cars all spread-eagled and stuff. And the newest member of that select group of morons is former ladyboy turned steroid man Zac Efron.

It all began when he "accidentally" dropped a condom on the red carpet and acted like he didn't know anything about it. I won't take the time to show it to you, but take a moment, Google it, and see for yourself how he rummages in his pocket just before the "accident".
And suddenly he's all in the news.
Zac has a new movie out and while he was in Australia promoting this destined for the DVD bottom shelf, he began parading around the balcony of his hotel in various stages of undress.
First he was wearing his baggy jeans so his ass--while underwear-clad--was hanging out. And, just for good measure, he began readjusting his junk.
Then he appeared on the same balcony in his little boxer briefs because he didn't know were watching. Uh huh.
Lastly, he took off the drawers, and then reappeared wearing just a towel, and then let the towel slip so he could show off his precious little boy ass.
Paris, Lindsay and Britney would be so pleased that someone has added their names to the Whore Yourself Out For Any Reason At All Club.
If you'd like to see Zac promoting his Little Zac and his ZacAss go HERE.

Paul Iacono, the 23-year-old actor best known for starring in an MTV show I've never seen or heard about, The Hard Times of RJ Berger, has come out.
He is best remembered for playing a teen with a big member.
And now he's out.
So, Homo HQ will be sending the requisite Coming Out Toaster Oven and copy of the Gay Agenda.
Welcome out, Paul.
Welcome out.

Madonna is all about 1st's and breaking records and stuff.

Well, she's really all about whorish self-promotion, but her way sounds nicer.

Still, I don't think even Madonna will be trumpeting her latest feat.

After a promising start, topping the Billboard 200 chart in its first week with 359,000 copies sold, Madonna's MDNA suffered an 88% drop in sales to 46,000.

That sets the record for biggest second week drop in history. 

And some folks are saying that the option for fans to buy MDNA as part of a tour ticket package actually screwed, er, skewed the initial numbers. See, 185,000 copies of MDNA were sold as part of the deal, so only 179,000 constituted individual album sales. 

And, had these been the final numbers reported, MDNA wouldn't have topped the US charts in its first week at all.

So, Ricky pulled out early. And I'm not talking birth control. Newt's still in it though, and has taken up Frothy's One True Conservative posters. Poor Newt, he can't even come up with his own campaign slogans.
And then ... in Utah, five Republicans have filed the necessary papers and paid the $500 fee to qualify for the June 26th presidential primary election, but not that Frothy Mix has dropped out of the race, just four will be on the ballot.

Except ... ....

Newt's check bounced.
Utah Elections Director Mark Thomas said a designated agent for the Gingrich campaign brought the filing papers and a check for $500 in March, but the state was notified by the bank that the check had bounced. His office tried to contact the Gingrich campaign through the telephone number and email provided on the application, but they have not received a response.
So the state sent a certified letter to the campaign, stating that if the fee isn’t paid by April 20, Gingrich will be disqualified and will not be on the ballot.
Too bad he couldn't have paid the filing fee with his Tiffany's credit account.

So, we were still wading into that kerfuffle about Jenna Talackova, the transgendered contestant in the Canadian Miss Universe pageant who was rejected--then reinstated--after officials discovered that she is transgender.
Well, Great-granny Barbara Walters wasted no time getting Jenna into an interview room, and talked all about her childhood, her transition, her sexuality, how she took her name and why she decided to enter the pageant.
But then, to show the other side of the story, Walters also interviewed Donald Rump, the owner of the Miss Universe pageant to get this side of the story, and he divulged the most asshatted explanation ever.

And apparently he means it.
He said Talackova has an "ulterior motive" because the first letters of her name spell "JENNATAL".
Yes, he did.
And to think some people in this country thought this dumbfuck could have been, should have been, a presidential contender.

It sounded like a joke: a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost rent a house together.
But then I got hooked on the American version of the BBC hit, Being Human.
And the season finale was this week.
The vampire, Aiden, was put to ground.
Josh, the werewolf, had a gun pointed at his head by the wolf who made him.
And Sally, the ghost, shredded herself and got trapped in a radio,
Seriously, I cannot wait for next season.

And lastly, the season finale of Justified. I'll have to wait months before seeing more of this on my TV set.

That's all........

Random Musings

So, there was this small kerfuffle a week or so ago, just after that JetBlue pilot went batty and had to be subdued by passengers. 
It seems radio "personality" and The Voice "host" Carson Daly made some  ludicrously tired joke about the incident, and said, with his luck he'd be on a  plane headed for Pride in San Francisco, and the passengers, you know, because they're gay, couldn't tackle the wayward pilot and calm him down. 
Because they're gay.

♪ ♫ We're here, 

We're queer, 

We don't wanna break a nail ♫ ♪

It wasn't an offensive joke, except in the idea that it wasn't at all funny. It was a lame-ass joke you'd expect from someone like a Carson Daly. But people got all upset and GLAAD got involved and Carson apologized and apologized.

And it was over.....until; Alice Hoagland, mother of 9/11 hero, and out gay man,  Mark Bingham waded into it: 

"Yes, my gay son was known in our family for bringing me flowers on my birthday and Mother’s Day. He also was known for careening down the rugby pitch, and, on the morning of September 11, 2001, for charging unarmed down the aisle of a doomed Boeing 757 to face knife-wielding Islamist thugs in a hijacked cockpit....No one among his pick-up team of fellow passengers was asking 'Are you straight? Are you gay?' No one doubted that a guy who weighed 220 and stood 6’4” tall - who could run over a charging opponent on the field, and ran with the bulls in Pamplona earlier that summer - would be an asset to a desperate group trying to overcome a threat onboard an airliner....The world has its share of strong, heroic gay men. Gay men in sports uniforms and military uniforms have been winning America’s games and fighting America’s battles for a long time: quietly, humbly, and in the face of vicious bigotry." "I hope you and I may have an opportunity to talk sometime. I prefer to believe you didn’t mean to offend. Good luck to you."

Okay. Let me get this queer. We aren't allowed to laugh at a lame gay-stereotype joke? Even one uttered by some relatively unknown TV/Radio host? I mean, come on, it was a silly joke, and then we jump his shiz and demand an apology.

Sometimes I think we need to calm down. Daly didn't utter any anti-gay epithet. He made some innocuous lame-ass joke using gay stereotypes. And some gay folks are stereotypes, and some gay folks are Mark Bingham.

That's the glory of being gay, we can be whatever we want: mincing flaming divas, or rugby playing superheroes, or, just a gay guy in a small town in South Carolina.

Build a bridge LGBT.

And I will also wade into the whole Madonna thing.
You know, where the powers that be in St. Petersburg have some silly anti-gay laws and will arrest people who promote The Gay.
Or some nonsense.
Well, Madonna will be appearing in St. Petersburg and has said she'll speak out about how anti-gay they are and stuff, arrest threat be damned.
Nice, no? No. Because this is Madonna, and Madonna, while some folks like her, revere her, worship her, is really a very capable self-promoter.
All this kerfuffle serves only to serve as free publicity for her tour.
And I ain't buying it.

Serial baby-maker Michelle Duggar was asked if she was concerned about overpopulation and her family’s impact on the environment, and so she attempted to explain that there was no such thing as overpopulation since everyone in the whole wide world could fit inside Jacksonville, Florida:

“The idea of overpopulation is not accurate because, really, the entire population of the world, if they were stood shoulder to shoulder, could fit in the city limits of Jacksonville.”

Now, technically, she's accurate, if you take out all the trampling and deaths that would occur if you attempted to shove the entire world into Jacksonville.

But still.....really Michelle?

And then she goes on to add: “We’ve had other countries coming to our doorstep asking us to let people know that they need to have more children, because they are seeing that their death rates are outnumbering their birth rates, and they’re in crisis. They don’t have people of marrying age for their youth now…. So I think we are so deceived when we believe [in overpopulation]. It’s not true, it’s a lie.”

It is true that there are countries with negative population growth, but there are many more countries with overpopulation issues, which of course affects the entire planet negatively, but, if Michelle Duggar wants to have a child every nine-and-a-half months let her.

But let her do so in silence.

Oh, and Michelle Duggar also believes that the earth is only 6,000 years old.

And she's raising children.

Oh, the Today Show is so current and edgy. As current and edgy as a show that's been on TV for nearly a half century can be.
See, the producers invited the Mama Grizzly Bore™, AKA The Serial Winker™, to appear as guest host. 
How edgy, to have the woman who blames her innumerable failings on the "lamestream" media actually appear on the "lamestream": media.
How current. How edgy. How.....what's that?
Oh, MGB™ appeared on Today the same week that former Today host Katie Couric was filling in as guest-host on Good Morning America? 
Couric, who infamously stumped the Half-Term Quitter™ during an interview by asking the tough question, What newspapers do you read?
See, Today wasn't trying to be current or edgy. They were trying to score a ratings point over a former co-host.
Yawn.

The biggest forum for sex trafficking of under-age girls in the United States appears to be a site called Backpage.com. And this pick-a-girl-any-girl website that features girls and women--many under age and forced into prostitution--is, in turn, owned by an opaque private company called Village Voice Media. 
And it was recently revealed that Village Voice Media is owned by several private equity financiers, including, wait for it....it's rich, and by rich I mean......Goldman Sachs, who owns a 16% stake stake.

And, as the story broke, Goldman Sachs began working frantically to unload its shares, and on Friday afternoon it called to say that it had just signed an agreement to sell its stake to management.

You know, after the fact. See, to Goldman Sachs, it's okay to be part-owner of an illegal prostitution ring as long as you cut ties when the story breaks.

The Drag Race.
I am still soooo Team Sharon Needles.
I.Love.Her. Funny. Fierce. A bit scary. 
I'Love.Her.
But man oh man, I gotta give it up for Latrice Royale, who was in the bottom two and forced to Lip Sync For Her Life. 
Again.
And again she brought it. 
Little Kenya pranced on the floor, tore off her shoes and her wig, flailed around like a seizure victim, did the splits, the cartwheels, the pas de deux. And Sashayed Away.
Latrice stood in one spot and bur-rought it.
It doesn't take a big show, it takes talent.
Now, get PhiPhi outta there and let Chad, Sharon and Latrice battle it out.

Jenna Talackova, a 23-year-old transgender beauty pageant contestant, who was disqualified last week from the Miss Universe Canada competition after the organizers discovered that she had undergone surgery to become a woman, may be allowed to re-enter the competition if she can prove she meets the “legal gender recognition requirements.”

Initially, pageant officials said each contestant must be a “naturally born female,” but in a statement released Monday, they now say: “The Miss Universe organization will allow Jenna Talackova to compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada pageant provided she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions.” Interestingly enough the statement does not specify what such requirements entail, and it came on the heels of the news that Talackova had hired Gloria Allred and may have been planning to sue.

Good luck Jenna, in your suits, both swim and legal.

Funny Tweet:

Welcome to the new United States; the new United Police States.

See, the Supreme Court has ruled that police can mace people, arrest unconstitutionally, and beat protesters to no end with little or no punishment. And now, they can strip search anyone at any time for any reason. Yup. The Supreme Court ruled that police can strip search anyone for any offense no matter how minor before going to jail. 

It's gonna cost a bundle to reprint all those things that say United States and change them to United Police States.


Eye Candy Of The Week:

Rupert Penry-Jones of BBC America's Whitechapel

Jason Isaacs of NBC's Awake