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Last week our espresso machine frothed its last milk, and
while we await the arrival of her replacement, we have been using a French
Press for morning caffeine. Carlos makes the coffee, which requires him to, and this
might be difficult, put water in a pan, put said pan on stove, cover said pan,
turn on burner, wait for water to boil, pour water into French Press, let
coffee steep. Well, one morning there was half a French Press of coffee
because Carlos hadn’t filled it up, and this morning it happened again. I
suggested that, with his eyesight, he put the water in the French Press first
and then pour that into the pan and boil it. That way the right amount of water
is boiled, and this is what he said: “I thought I filled it up all the way. I boiled the water and when I was pouring it, I heard it go ‘glub glub glub’ and so I stopped because I thought it was full.” Glub … Glub … Glub. That could have been Consuelo hair
balling in the next room. |
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Once again, I shamefully admit that I was born in
Mississippi, but also offer up the fact that I left when I was six-months-old
before the state had a chance to ‘groom’ me into racism and ignorance. |
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Wisconsin Representative Tom Tiffany just Tweeted out that
Joe Biden came after your guns, and then came after your Free Speech, and now
he’s coming for your gas stoves. I wish Joe had actually come for this asshat’s ability to
run for Congress since he’s an ignorant lying POS. |
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To paraphrase on of my favorite Seinfeld episodes, “These
cakes are real, and they're spectacular.” |
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Most Arizona voters disapprove of Senator-For-Now Kyrsten
Sinema for leaving the Democratic party so much so that no party,
Democrat, Republican, or Independent, have a favorable opinion of her. Some 50% of Arizonan Republicans disapprove of Sinema, and 59% of Democrats don't like her and 48% are Team Anyone Else. ,Good luck on the reelection bid, wingnut. |
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and as I grabbed a
few potatoes, standing at the back of my cart, this elderly woman reached in
front of me, took my cart by the handle, and shoved it out of her way. I said:
I wanted to tell her to get her eyes checked, but I also
wanted to shove her raggedy ass into one of beer coolers, but instead I said no
more and walked away. But then, as luck would have it, when we were checking out,
she showed up in the same line behind me, with her basket, and said, oh so
sweetly: “Would you mind if I went ahead? I’ve just got a few things.” I smiled and said: “Why ask? Why not just shove my cart out of the way.” I didn’t let her ahead of me. |
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Those of you who think Prince Harry speaking out about press
abuse & family gaslighting by telling his own story while senior royals
removed his and Meghan’s security detail, and yet have no issue whatsoever with
those same royals allowing Prince Andrew to not only keep his security, but to pay £12
million to a sex trafficking victim 'he never met' is the REAL outrage. |
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Last week in my Fashion Roundup for the Golden Globes I
trashed Heidi Klum for her, ahem, lack of fashion choices, but one woman, artist
Angelica Hicks, did me one better by recreating Heidi’s sequined and feathered
dress using nothing but aluminum foil and a sanitary pad painted with purple
eyeshadow. Nailed it. Heidi should have worn Tin Foil and Tampons. |
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I don’t know much about David Boas, other than he’s a model and has some pretty fabulous hair and likes wearing as little clothing as possible. But the real question is, Would You Hit It?  |
