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Recently Kate Hudson posted a topless photo on
Instagram of herself sipping a coffee in London, with her hair carefully
covering her breasts, writing: “[Sun]’s out.” The pic garnered lots of love from fans and people like Michelle
Pfeiffer, Selma Blair and Janelle Monae but Hudson’s older brother, Oliver,
wasn’t impressed, and posted: “Nope.” People noted that Oliver really shouldn’t talk because his
Instagram avatar is his bare, very white, ass. My thought: I’ll look at Oliver’s bare ass any day, but not
his sister’s boobs. That’s just me. |
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Martha Stewart recently went on Chelsea
Handler’s podcast, Dear Chelsea, and wished death upon her married
friends. See, it seems that Martha had “two mad crushes” recently, and one of the
men was married to the mother of a friend of hers. Now, Martha is no home
wrecker, but she did say this: “I always think, oh gosh, couldn’t that person just die?” My thought: I adore Martha, so just know that if she is hot
for your man and she wants you dead before she jumps his bones, er, boner, don’t
eat at her house. |
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Kim Kardashian told Allure Magazine that her beauty is all real
and that she has only ever used “a little” Botox and never ever had
any fillers. My thought: it takes more than a little Botox to make your
face utterly immovable, and Kim is all filler, yet no substance. |
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Ray J is annoyed that people don’t know he
and Brandy are siblings, so to make sure y’all know he got his
sister’s face tattooed on his leg. My thought: I love my sister but I would never tattoo her
face on my body, and if I didn’t I wouldn’t add graffiti to it. |
