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John Fetterman, Pennsylvania Democratic Senator,
mocking Fox News over a report about the loosening of Senate dress code by taking down
Fox, the GOP and Bobo: "I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero." Aaaaaand scene! |
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Cassidy Hutchinson, former aide to Thing 45 lapdog
Mark Meadows, smacking down Florida GOP loon Matt Gaetz after he claimed they dated: "I will give Matt credit [to] his part of the statement that we did have an amicable working relationship and we were good friends—at points [but] Matt Gaetz, in my opinion, is somebody that I personally do not hold in high regards in terms of trust, and I do not think that Matt Gaetz has the best track record for relationships. I will say for myself: I have never dated Matt Gaetz. I have much higher standards in men, and Matt, frankly, is a very unserious politician ... I don't really have much else to say to somebody that is more concerned about a soundbite than actually passing legislation." So, basically she’s saying Matt Gaetz is a moron who is
woefully out of his depth and nowhere near her league. Sounds right; he’s one of those social media politicians who
want clicks but have no real interest in doing their job. |
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Vivek Ramaswamy, smarmy GOP presidential candidate,
discussing transgender youth at this week’s debate: “Transgenderism, especially in kids, is a mental health disorder… It is not compassionate to affirm a kid’s confusion. That is not compassion, that is cruelty.” I wonder when this slimeball used car salesman asshat became an expert
on transgender and why he disputes the American Psychiatric Association which
says diverse gender expressions “are not indications of a mental disorder.” Perhaps he’s just catering to bigoted MAGAt asshats ... or he’s just a lying fuck himself. |
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Tim Scott, at that same GOP debate the other night, saying
that welfare assistance was harder than slavery for Black Americans: “Black families survived slavery! We survived poll taxes and literacy tests. We survived discrimination being woven into the laws of our country. What was hard to survive was Johnson’s Great Society, where they decided to put money—where they decided to take the Black father out of the household to get a check in the mail.” Funny, sounds a little like Scott might actually be
acknowledging systemic racism, something he says does not exist. As for welfare being harder than slavery … I can’t. |
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Tim Burchett, Tennessee’s GOP Representative, on Kevin
McCarthy and his future as Speaker: “I have my doubts right now because I’m seeing—we need leadership … We don’t need someone just to say we’ve got 218 votes or whatever that jumps on the train after it leaves the station. Speaker Pelosi, I don’t agree with her ever, hardly on anything, but she was pretty successful. And the way she did it was she put an issue out amongst her caucus. She met with them. She figured out what they wanted, and then they put it out on the floor and they passed it and they rallied around it. A lot of work goes into that but I’m not seeing that work right now. And it’s very disappointing to me.” Cuz it’s all games, Tim; it’s all show for
Matty and Marge and Bobo, and Kevin’s hanging onto his power by a thread, so
they can’t get anything done. Your party doesn’t work; it stopped working a
long time ago and in the last six years has become a group of traitorous jokes. |
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Howard Stern, embracing being called “woke” by the
wingnuts: “I kind of take that as a compliment, that I’m ‘woke.’ To me, the opposite of woke is being asleep, and if woke means I can’t get behind [Inmate # P01135809], which is what I think it means, or that I support people who want to be transgender, or I’m for the vaccine—dude, call me woke as you f—ing want. I’m not for stupidity. I am woke, motherf—er. And I love it. I think that’s a compliment. These guys who I see on the internet who say they’re not woke, but they seem to be really angry, super against gay people—especially transgender. Am I for kids being able to read about anything in school? Yeah, I am. I don’t give a s— what kids read. Give me vaccines, man. I’m all for it. I like being woke.” The opposite of woke is asleep, and the Republicans, many of
them, in America, are asleep as to what they’re being told; they’re too fast
asleep to even question the lies; they’re far too sleepy to see that what
they’re being fed is hate. Unless they all just hate, which might be true, too. PS A USA Today-Ipsos
poll released
in March found that 56% of Americans have a positive association
with the term “woke,” understanding it to mean to “be informed, educated on,
and aware of social injustices.” I feel sad for the 44%. |
