See, it’s like this: criminals in the GOP are fine and dandy, but ALLEGED criminals outside the GOP need to be arrested and sent to jail without trial.
Difference between Men and Women:
A woman asks her girlfriends if she looks fat and they reply, “Noooo, you're beautiful!”
A guy asks his male friends if he looks fat and they say, “Bro, I have five fat friends and you're four of them.”
The Camden Yard and Garden Contest is this weekend, and because the weather has been so iffy, we haven’t had the time to work in the yard, so I’m gonna wear this and stand in the front yard as the judges pass by.
I think we have a shot at winning.
Lastly, Calvin and Cory Boling, twin modeling brothers. Which One Would You Hit … or would you just be the meat in their sammich?