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A month ago, during an interview with Variety, Kim
Kardastrophe claimed that nobody wanted to work anymore, and that her only
advice to women in business would be: “Get your fucking ass up and work.” And since the statement came out on International Women’s
Day Kimmy was hit with scads of backlash, eye rolls, and questions about how
she is one to talk since she jumpstarted her “career” by making a sex tape her
mother could sell to a porn distributor. And Kim foot-stomped and head-snapped
and said the statement was taken out of context except … Variety is saying
those are Kim’s words and she needs to own them. According to Variety, there is an interview video that
proves Kimmy was asked: “What’s your best advice for women in business?” And she said get to fucking work. I guess, given how she started her career, she meant to say
get to work fucking. |
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Last year Ashley Tisdale moved into a new house and
began fancying herself an interior designer. She dove headfirst into decorating
her new LA pad by scouring that luxe design site … Instagram. But it all paid
off because … drum roll … Tisdale scored a coveted celebrity home tour with Architectural
Digest! The tour begins in Ashley’s “very bright, very Zen” living
room, where she shows off her Mario Bellini sofa, antique wicker chairs, marble
coffee table, and built-in bookshelves. Oh, so nice, so chic, so tasteful, so
fake. See, Tisdale couldn’t stop giggling and told the camera crew that the bookshelves
were empty until right before the crew came to record the tour. Tisdale tells us that she sent her husband, Christopher
French, to a bookstore to buy 400 books so their shelves would look full. Seriously? She couldn’t put art on the shelves, flowers,
anything other than 400 random books she bought to look well-read. I only wish whoever was running the video shoot had asked
Ashley to discuss her book collection. |
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So, while a lot of folks witnessed that Oscar Slap, there
was another smackdown on Oscar night involving one Lady Gaga and one
Caitlyn Jenner, and on this one I fall squarely onto Team Gaga. Gaga, not nominated this year for her accent, skipped the
Oscars red carpet, and went to Elton John’s Oscar bash. But I’m guessing
security was lacking because one Caitlyn Jenner was allowed to tread the same
cream-colored carpet as Gaga and stopped the star to discuss coffee. In a video
shared to social media, Caitlyn wanders up to Gaga and asks: “Are you spending time around Malibu anymore?” Gaga simply says, “Yes,” and so Caitlyn, who didn’t get the
clue to walk away, quickly, wades in deeper and says: “I haven’t seen you at the Starbucks in a while.” Gaga, looking a little Who Are You and Why Are You Talking
To Me, simply said: “I’ve switched baristas.” And walked away. Note to Little Will Smith: that’s how you slap down. |
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Lock up your liquor cabinets and your houses if actor
Ezra Miller is coming to town. The 29-year-old actor—pronouns are they and them—was arrested
at a bar in Hilo, Hawaii after ALLEGEDLY shrieking at people, snatching
a microphone from a woman singing karaoke, and going after a guy playing darts.
Miller was booked on disorderly conduct charges and paid their $500 bail. This mess started Sunday night when the Hawai’i County
Police Department got a call about Drunken Mess, party of one, who was
bothering everyone at a bar. The owner of the bar says he asked Miller several times
to take it down a notch, but they did not, and so the police were called. And then it got worse; two Hilo residents filed for a
temporary restraining order against Miller claiming he harassed and threatened
them. He
had ALLEGEDLY been staying at the couple’s home while in Hawaii, after they
met the couple at a farmer’s market. In fact, after that bar skirmish, it was
that couple who paid Miller’s bail and brought them back to their home where Miller
ALLEGEDLY barged into their bedroom and threatened the male victim by saying "I will bury you and your slut wife’.” The couple also claims Miller
stole some personal belongings, including a social security card, wallet,
passport, driver’s license and bank cards. This is not Miller’s first time at being, um, disorderly in
public. They were arrested in Pennsylvania for disorderly conduct and drug
possession, though those charges were reduced to two citations of disorderly
conduct. In 2020, Miller was escorted out of a bar in Iceland for ALLEGEDLY
choking a fan, and in January of this year, they posted an Instagram
video telling members of a KKK chapter in North Carolina to kill
themselves and threatened to shoot them. Ezra’s big DC movie, The Flash, comes out next
year, and they’re also in Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore,
which comes out next month. Sheesh, just when those Fantastic Beasts actors
thought they were done talking about disorderly co-stars when Johnny Depp was
fired from the film, and now Ezra Miller has stepped up to the Hot Mess Plate. |
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One more story of the slap and I just might be done, thanks
to Daniel Radcliffe. The Harry Potter actor was hoping to stay away from the
ongoing discourse surrounding Will Smith’s Hissy Fit and gave the best response
when he was asked again what he thought about it. While appearing on “Good Morning Britain” to promote
his new movie, The Lost City, Radcliffe was asked about that slap and
smartly said: “I’m just so already dramatically bored of hearing people’s opinions about it that I just don’t want to be another opinion.” Thanks Harry, er, Daniel. |
