Star Slugger, beauty shop boy, and asshat, Manny Ramirez has rejected yet another offer from the Los Angeles Dodgers. Ramirez' agents, Greedy McAsswipe, I mean, Scott Boras, has declined a $25 million, one-year contract with a $20 million player option for 2010.
$25,000,000.00 for one year.
$480, 679.00 a week.
$12, 000.00 an hour for a forty-hour week.
The offer is similar to the two-year, $45 million deal with a buyout or club option that the Dodgers put on the table in November. Ramirez refused the offer and the Dodgers withdrew their proposal. The team came back with a one-year, $25 million offer, but Ramirez turned that down as well. Ramirez also turned down salary arbitration.
That's a lot of braids, Manny. Asshat.
