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This is less about Carlos and more about the look on Carlos’
face as we ran errands one day last week. We headed down to King’s Kitchen, our favorite breakfast
spot in Camden, for a good home cooked breakfast—I had my usual Corned Beef Hash
with Scrambled Egg and the best Homemade Biscuit in the world. So good that we
lounged a bit and chatted with fellow diners and Kenesha, the owner along with
her husband who is the chef. Lovely way to start then day and then … We started driving to CostCo and about halfway there the traffic
stopped; clearly an accident happened up ahead. So we sat for a while and then
crawled forward until we came across a semi-truck parked along the left side of
the road and all three lanes of traffic blocked forcing everyone to drive on
the right shoulder. “Why the %$#& are they closing the entire road? The %$#&ing truck is way over there. Why the %$#& did we have to sit so long for this?” Carlos smiled. We made it through and drove on, reaching our
exit, at a spot where there’s roadwork on the bridge and side streets; traffic
was stopped all down the off-ramp onto the freeway. “Why the %$#& aren’t they doing this work at night and not on a %$#&ing Saturday morning when everyone is out? And why are these %$#&ers trying to race ahead and get to the head of the line. Not on my %$#&ing watch.” Carlos smiled. We made it through and as we neared CostCo,
at a roundabout where we turn left, another oversized truck apparently took the
curve too fast and was tipped over in the roadway. “What the %$#& is happening today? Is every mother%$#&er who doesn’t know how to drive on the roads? What the %$#&?” Carlos smiled. We backed up and took an alternate route to
CostCo where, by the time we got there, the place was packed. “Why does every single %$#&ing family with nothing better to %$#&ing do than take their screaming %$#&ing children to the %$#&ing CostCo and feed them all the free samples so the little %$#&ers start screaming and terrorizing those of us just to do a little shopping.” Carlos smiled. We finally got our groceries, eased through
the checkout, and went out to load the car. I took the cart back and when I
returned to the car, a giant SUV was parked across the lane, clearly waiting
for me to leave so they could take my space. I backed up slowly, trying to turn
my car to avoid the gas-%$#&ing-guzzling behemoth, when the
mother%$#&er in the car starts honking and waving at me. “HOW THE %$#& AM I SUPPOSED TO BACK UP WITH YOUR FAT ASS CAR IN MY WAY YOU DUMB MOTHER%$#&ER???” And then I used both hands and both fingers to accentuate my
point, and finally Carlos speaks: “I’m thinking someone needs a nap.” Mother%$#&er. |
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This Tuxedo Says is from August 2020 when Biden became the Democratic nominee to be President. And, sadly, here we are again.  |
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Republican Representative Anna Paulina Luna is chair of the
newly formed Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets. The task
force will be looking into the assassination of JFK and in a recent press
conference Luna said: “I’m looking to actually bring in some of the attending physicians at the initial assassination. Then also people that had been on the various commissions looking into it, like the Warren Commission looking into the initial assassination.” Um, Luna-tic, every member of the Warren Commission is dead,
as all the three doctors who treated
Kennedy at Parkland. And WTF is an “initial” assassination? The GOP’s best and brightest at work. |
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I do enjoy it when my local grocer makes cake shopping
easier and then they have the cakes help me carry groceries to the car. |
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Tomorrow is Economic Blackout Day to disrupt the system and
show those fascists in charge that we have some power, too.
Corporations and banks only care about their bottom line. If
we disrupt the economy for just ONE day, it sends a powerful message. If they don't listen, and they won’t, we’ll make the next
blackout longer. This is our first action. This is how we make history. February 28th; the 24-Hour Economic Black Out Begins |
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A hack at the Department of
Housing and Urban Development this week has trolled The Felon and Leon Skum by
playing a short, AI-generated video of The Felon kissing Elon’s feet with the
title “Long Live The Real King” over the video. It’d be a shame if this
picture was shared everywhere. |
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I saw this on Facebook this week and, well, ouch: He still hasn’t done anything to bring down the price of
eggs or gas, but planes on the other hand … |
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It took Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada just minutes
to tap out his reaction to his nation’s victory over the United States in an
international hockey championship final: “You can’t take our country—and you can’t take our game.” Snap. |
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Michigan Supreme Court Chief Justice Elizabeth Clement
announced that she will step down from the state's highest court, leaving
Democratic Governor Gretchen Whitmer with the task of appointing her
replacement. Clement's departure and Whitmer's eventual appointment would
shift the court from a 5-2 Democratic-nominated majority to a 6-1
Democratic-nominated majority, a margin that could add years to Republican
efforts to regain a majority on the state's highest court. Good. |
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On the other side … at a GOP town
hall this week in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, descended into chaos when Dr. Teresa Borrenpohl was forcibly removed for speaking. Three plainclothes men from LEAR Asset Management literally dragged Dr. Borrenpohl out of the auditorium and attempted to restrain her with zip ties. As the incident unfolded, the speaker at the podium, Ed Bejarana, made insulting comments: “Just look at this. This little girl is afraid to leave. She spoke up and now she doesn't want to suffer the consequences. Look at this little girl over here, everyone. Look at her." Worse is that, despite the clear violation of free speech
and civil liberties occurring right before their eyes, the majority of
attendees did nothing to intervene or stop a woman from being dragged from the room. On the upside, after the incident LEAR Asset Management's
business license was revoked for violating city ordinances, and a GoFundMe
campaign raised over $245,000 for Dr. Borrenpohl's legal expenses. This is not America and the women of Idaho need to vote
these Republican thugs out of office as soon as possible. |
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Nicholas Mikovits is a model, sports nutritionist, personal trainer, and actor, and begs the question: Would You Hit It?  |
