Bobservations

Carlos and I decided to make masks for when we venture outdoors into closed settings, like a supermarket. He found a pattern and plan on the CNN website and set about doing it. I followed him into the kitchen and called him ‘Betsy Ross.’

“Who?”

You don’t know Betsy Ross?”

“The lady that sewed the flag.”

“Yes!”

“See, I know my pop culture.”

“That’s not pop culture, that’s history.”

Seriously, he thinks Madonna and Betsy Ross are the same thing.

After defying COVID-19 orders to close their stores, because a craft store is an essential business, and since the CEO’s wife had spoken to God and God told them to stay open, Hobby Lobby will finally shutter itself. But, their employees will not be paid during the closure, you know because God wants Hobby Lobby owner, David Green and his wife to keep their coins.

According to three employees, each speaking on the condition of anonymity for fear of retribution, managers delivered the news that they would be “furloughed” through at least May 1. One employee said it best:

“My question was, did God tell them they needed to close the stores and not pay us?”

Only the God of profits and wealth, that the Greens listen to.

Rudy Giuliani, who was in the center of the impeachment storm earlier this year as an unpaid private attorney for IMPOTUS is now apparently a doctor? See, Rudy has been touting the use of hydroxychloroquine, an anti-malarial drug cocktail, that has shown some early promise in treating covid-19, but whose effectiveness has not yet been proved.

Here’s my suggestion: give COVID-19 to Rudy and then feed him that drug, and if it turns him from that Nosferatu-ghoul looking motherfucker into something that resembles a human, then maybe give it to the rest of the world.

Oh, but first, make _____ and his cronies divest their shares in the company that makes hydroxychloroquine. Uh huh, yes, they do.

It’s funny, kinda dumb and, for a few people, terrifying … in an effort to alert residents to a parish-wide curfew in Acadia Parish, Crowley, Louisiana police officers rode around town broadcasting an alarm signal at 9:00 PM … using the alarm from the Purge films.

If you don’t know, The Purge is as series of films where, one day a year, all crimes are legal, including murder.

So, yeah, maybe not the best alarm to sound?

Last week we learned that the _____ Administration was alerted to an impending pandemic as early as January, but guess what? That wasn’t the first time.

In briefings last November to the Defense Intelligence Agency, the Pentagon’s Joint Staff and the White House, US intelligence officials warned that COVID-19 “could be a cataclysmic event.”

It appeared in the President’s Daily Brief in early January. He stayed silent until March.

Don’t forget.

Ellen DeGeneres is another multi-millionaire celebrity who wants y’all to know how hard it is staying home …in her $30 million Beverly Hills mansion or her $27 million Montecito estate or her $29 million beach house or … Doing her show from her mansion, Ellen said:’

“This is like being in jail, is what it is…mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for ten days and everyone in here is gay.”

One fan responded:

“Petition to stick her in an actual jail after quarantine is lifted. Just for a month or so, so maybe she can learn something.”

Um, Ellen, love you, most of the time, but this was so out-of-touch and self-entitled. You have homes … giant homes … and all the money you need for food and medicine and anything you want, so to compare it to jail?

Sad.

_____ told his lapdog, and FOX News moronavirous, Sean Hannity that the ventilator situation is in “great shape” … because he heard it was such on Hannity’s show.

Yes. He doesn’t get his facts from staff, or medical personnel, but from a news hack.

Help us all.

And also this week, _____ accused people who vote by mail of “cheating,” even though he votes by mail. Listen to the dumbass trying to explain it:

_____: "I think mail-in voting is horrible, it's corrupt."

Reporter: "You voted by mail in Florida's election last month, didn't you?"

_____: "Sure. I can vote by mail"

Reporter: "How do you reconcile with that?"

_____: "Because I'm allowed to."

Dumb as fuck.

Ryan Barrett. He’s a Brit … love the accent… and a top runway model Ryan who has walked for Dolce and Gabbana, Versace, Vivienne Westwood and Thierry Mugler amongst others. 

But any man who looks that dreamy with his eyes closed … yum.

Ryan is also a potter and with that facial hair, he’s a Hairy Potter. 

Yeah, I went there. I’m locked up with Carlos, three cats and a dog. I need to amuse myself.