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One day last week Kanye West begged Kim Kardastrophe West to
“run back” to him. The next day Kim Kardastrophe West filed documents to become
legally single. Ouch. Kardastrophe also wants to restore her maiden name and
officially drop the ‘West’ surname she shares with Kanye and their four children.
Ouch. |
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Oh for the love of the goddess, I do wish Caitlyn
Jenner would sit down and shut up. I mean, I had hoped that after she
landed in the bottom, well, below the bottom, in the race to be governor of California,
that she’d go away, rethink her life, and come back maybe a little smarter. I.Was.Wrong Backstory: in 2019 LGBTQ+ ally George Clooney announced he
was boycotting the Beverly Hills Hotel because its parent company, the Dorchester
Collection, was owned by the Sultan of Brunei, a country that stones The
Gays to death, but Caitlyn, not so LGBTQ+ ally-ish, never said a word about it. But now Caitlyn is boycotting the Beverly Hills
Hotel because … and this is rich … and this is from a71-year-old woman …
the hotel refused her entry into the Polo Lounge for breaking their dress code;
and Caitlyn will explain, as she did in an Instagram Story: “@bevhillshotel %$@& your horrible service for not letting me have lunch with this tiny rip in my jeans. Shame on you, Disgusting, I have been a patron for decades. No longer.” Yes, stoning The Gays to death doesn’t irk Jenner, but not
allowing Nana into lunch because she’s dressed like a teenager with ripped
jeans set Miss Thing off. I’ve said it a thousand times and will say it once more:
Dear Caitlyn, kindly fuck all the way off. |
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There’s nothing more disgusting at Christmas than a tiny
self-entitled cult member destroying the environment for a little publicity. Yes, Little Tommy Cruise ALLEGEDLY flew his private
jet across the Atlantic to Los Angeles and then back to England where he’s been
filming Mission Impossible: Get Tom To Visit His Daughter Suri to
deliver 300 holiday cakes to the crew. Did he do that because he’s a tiny man with a giant ego, or because
there are no bakeries in the UK. Fuck the environment, it’s Christmas and Tiny Tim, er, Tom,
wants to let his crew eat cake. PS In the photo it looks like Tom ate all the cakes before
delivery. |
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I have never seen The Goldbergs though for a while I
thought it might be a show about my cat, MaxGoldberg. And I had never heard of Jeff
Garlin, who plays Murray Goldberg in the show and now that I have, I wish I
hadn’t. Garlin has been fired from the show for “inappropriate
behavior,” but he is trying to brush off the kerfuffle by saying his actions
were “silly,” and that he was a “hugger” and had never been told that the women
he, um, hugged, did not care for it. He also says he never knew he offended
anyone, and then says it’s true that the show’s human resources department had
spoken with him three times in the last three years about his conduct. Jeff, to
his discredit, put it like this: “If I said something silly and offensive, and I’m working at an insurance company, I think it’s a different situation. If I, as the star of the show, demanded a gun range and on set, and I was firing guns every day and I was a little bit loose—to me, that’s an unsafe work atmosphere. If I threatened people, that’s an unsafe work atmosphere. None of that goes on ever with me. That’s not who I am. I am sorry to tell you that there really is no big story. “ And that’s when the really big story broke and it goes like
this: a camera assistant made a complaint about Garlin’s use of the word vagina
and after Garlin learned of this he ALLEGEDLY put his hands around her
and kept saying “vagina” in her face over and over again. He was also reported
for failing to use female crew members’ names, and instead gave them offensive
nicknames. The last straw came the day when Jeff ALLEGEDLY went
full-asshole on a female stand-in—who is married to a male stand-in—and
screamed at her as she walked off the set after blocking a scene: “Why are you always in my way? Get the fuck out of my way.” And then he shrieked at the woman’s husband: “Tell your wife to get the fuck out of my way.” And to paraphrase another show that has gotten rid of cast
members … And Just Like That Jeff Garlin was gone, though not entirely. Since
he had one more day of shooting in Season 9 the show will film with his
stand-in and … this is the best … will superimpose Garlin’s face into the show
in post-production. MaxGoldberg is said to be disgusted by this smear on his
good family name. |
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When last we left Madonna she was giving us Wicked Witch of
the West in fishnets, Louboutins and a pudgy ass realness, to which her ‘friend’
50 Cent scoffed at and laughed at and called her out for it. Now, Fiddy apologized
after Madge exploded on social media, but our Madonna is so desperate for any
kind of publicity—why didn’t she just fly a cake to Fiddy’s house—that she has continued
to blast the rapper for being mean to her; she went on Instagram, because
that’s what she does, and said: “Delayed Clap back for 50 cent And his fake apology ….…..,.. Ive been busy, better late then [sic] never!!! Had. some things I needed to say.” For the love of the goddess, one would think with all her
money Madge could either afford an education, or at least enroll in an English
class, or pay someone to post for her. And then she goes on:
Wow, for someone who didn’t take the apology seriously, she
certainly went to town over her displeasure. Get a life, Madge, seriously. |
