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Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs kicker, giving an
anti-LGBTQ+, anti-women commencement address at Benedictine College, a
conservative Catholic college: “While COVID might’ve played a large role throughout your formative years, it is not unique. The bad policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues. Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a growing support for degenerate cultural values and media all stem from pervasiveness of disorder. I am certain the reporters at the [Associated Press] could not have imagined that their attempt to rebuke and embarrass places and people like those here at Benedictine, wouldn’t be met with anger but instead met with excitement and pride. Not the deadly sin sort of the pride that has an entire month dedicated to it, but the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the holy ghost to glorify him. [But] I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you. Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.” Yes, he did. The man who kicks a ball for a living wants to tell women
how they should live their lives; and to denigrate anyone who isn’t white and
Catholic and thick-headed and stupid. |
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Mike Johnson, Republican, House Speaker,
Christian Nationalist, traitor, going after Target because … gay: “When Americans are silent, we are playing right along with the deception that is destroying the lives of many young people. What we have is not our own. God has entrusted you with the resources to buy food, clothing, the necessities of life. Do you think He would really want you sending that to an entity that uses the profits to attack the biblical truth that he expects us to live by? So it really comes down to a stewardship issue. It’s not about boycotting. It’s about using money in a way that would honor God. And I’ll have to be very, very clear. I do not think being caught in a Target store is honoring God.” But being a lying traitorous fuckmonkey is
just fine, eh Mike? |
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Greg Murphy, North Carolina GOP
Representative and surgeon, on Fox News about Biden and the SOTU speech: “I’ll just be very plain and simple. I was at the State of the Union address and Joe Biden must have been jacked up on something that day. I absolutely believe that from a medical viewpoint and have a good bit of knowledge that happened. He can’t stand and he can’t stand under the lights for that long and I don’t think he can keep a concept in his brain that long. I believe they gave him something to sustain the lights and sustain the vigor that he had. That was not Joe Biden. I was in there. He screamed for two hours. I think I can have some evidence that shows that he was given something before.” “I think I can have some evidence”? Really,
asshat? You think? |
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Mitt Romney, GOP Senator from Utah, doing the Mittsy
flip-flop: “I think it’s a little demeaning to show up in front of a courthouse particularly one where we’re talking about an allegation of paying a porn star. Really very difficult to watch. There is a level of dignity and decorum that you expect from people who are running for the highest station in the land and going out and prostrating themselves in front of the public to try and apparently curry favor with the person who’s our nominee, it’s a little embarrassing.” Romney also said Biden should have pardoned Hair Furor from
the hush money charges so isn’t that Mittsy prostrating himself for the
grifter? |
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Mark Levin, Fox News host AKA Liar,
threatening Joe Biden with, well, nothing I guess: “Joe Biden, you better damn well hope that you lose that Supreme Court decision. You better damn well hope that immunity for your so-called official acts after you leave office protects you when you leave office, because I’m making a long list of the crimes that you’ve committed and the constitutional violations. Whether it’s the border and the deaths and the damage and the slavery that’s taking place there as a result of you. Whether it’s your violation of federal law, the Empowerment Act, withholding munitions that were passed by Congress, a clear violation of federal law. Let the dust off the Espionage Act. Oh, yeah. Because we have a report that says that you violated and on multiple grounds, a matter of fact, you sold out your country to a publisher for $8 million, spewing classified information from the government. It’s a long list, Joe. You better damn well hope you lose that immunity case in the Supreme Court.” Hey Mark Levin, you’re treading dangerously
close to #DrunkleRudy territory, or even better, the My Pillow Guy brand of
crazy. Just cuz you’re on TV, on the network that
paid nearly a billion dollars after losing a court battle over lying, you might
wanna watch what you say. |
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Johnny McEntee, former Hair Furor aide and Project 2025
leader in a TikTok video showing what a vile piece of excrement he is: “So I always keep this fake Hollywood money in my car so when a homeless person asks for money, then I give him like a fake $5 bill, so I feel good about myself, they feel good. And then, when they go to use it, they get arrested so I’m actually like helping clean up the community. You know, getting them off the street.” Um, dumbass, you’re passing counterfeit money and I’d
feel great if they got your hate-filled ass off the street. |
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Kari Lake, when asked by Fox host Maria Bartiromo if she
believes Democrats are “bringing in illegals” to vote for them: “Oh, absolutely, 1,000%. What they want is to have a line in the voter rolls so that somebody can vote for that person. And that’s why they’re asking them to register to vote when they get set up for Medicare and Medicaid, because they’re giving them all of these services. They’re asking them to sign up to vote. Then they have a line in the voter roll and somebody will vote under that name.” Oh, the Vaseline Lady is lying because she’s down in the polls and trying to shore up a fake story about illegals voting and that’s why she lost. She’s gonna lose because she’s crazy, inept, and basically Hair Furor in a dress. PS There's no such thing as 1,000%, dumbass. |
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Hair Furor, in a bizarre rally rant apparently meant to
compare migrants to cannibals: “Silence of the Lambs. Has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He often times would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter.” And he says Joe is losing it? The man is praising a murderer
… and a fictional one at that. |
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Matt Gaetz, Florida GOP Congressman, who is currently under
a House Ethics Committee investigation over allegations regarding sex and drugs
with an underage female: “There’s not a single human being who has publicly accused me of any wrongdoing of any kind. At what point after these things have been said about me, for years and years, and not a single person has even accused me of wrongdoing, does this sort of become a strange urban legend?” He admits people have been talking for years and years about
his sexual predator ways. And he says that he did nothing wrong and has
characterized the Ethics Committee probe as payback for leading the effort to
oust former Speaker Kevin McCarthy. Funny then that these claims have been around ever since
Matty showed his pervy face in Congress. |
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Chip Roy, Texas GOP Congressman, giving
an anti-Muslim rant on the House floor: “You’ve got a massive Muslim takeover of the United Kingdom going on right before our eyes. People say, ‘Chip, well what is wrong with that?’ Well, I’ve got some pretty strong concerns about Sharia law and whether that will be forced upon the American people … What are we gonna do about that? Are we teaching people about Western civilization? Are we teaching people about the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the rule of law? Are we teaching them Western values? Are we teaching them God exists? Are we teaching them the importance of freedom? Or are we teaching an entire generation, or two, or three to run around complaining about what’s wrong and why the entire world is against them because of their skin color, their sex, their supposed gender identity?” Why does everyone have to conform to Chip’s
narrow world view? Does everyone want to be a Muslim-hating bald-assed moron,
or do people want to learn to understand that, while we are all created equal …
ALLEGEDLY … we are not all supposed to be the same. I’ll take a gender-fluid, dark-skinned
practicing undocumented immigrant Muslim as a neighbor any day over bigoted, faux-Christian Chip Roy. |
