Piers Morgan, on banning Madonna from his show:
I sort of agree with him.
Sacrilege, I know.
I have never been a huge Madonna fan, and it seems like she simply recycles her old ideas.
What's next, an eighty-year-old Madonna posing stark naked on a Florida highway for another Sex book?
Joan Rivers, on being banned by FOX News for calling Sarah Palin stupid:
People were dying and the President ignored it.
That isn't America, Buttars, and you, sir, are an idiot.