Gosh, I love an old Jag convertible.
I'd start speaking in a clipped English accent; I'd act like some sort of British super-spy. I'd ... I'd ... hang it on the wall of my house and use it as a bookcase?
Sheesh, you'd have to have a boat-load of cash to turn a full-sized Jaguar into wall art.
And it begs the question, how do I get it off the wall and out of the house when I want to go for a spin?