Why did she leave Tom Cruise? I mean, when they were together she had style because, well, he picked out all her clothes ... or she wore things she found in his closet.
But ever since Katie strung bedsheets together, climbed down from her tower, outran the hounds and scaled the electrified fence at the Cruise Compound and the Greyhound'ed across the country to safety, her sense of style has gone downhill, and fast.
The pants are too long.
The shoes are too old lady pointy.
The one-shoulder look with the extra ruffles makes her look like a drunk who didn't get the top on straight before leaving the house.
The sheer midriff? Oh honey, no .... no.
Katie needs to marry another queen ... ALLEGEDLY ... and fast, if she wants to get her style back on trend.