Saturday, April 17, 2021

Last week, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, AKA Eraserhead, doubled down on his recent comments about running for president, saying he has a “goal” to unite the country. The former professional wrestler and action film ‘star’ spoke out in response to a poll that claimed he would have massive support from Americans if he actually established and ran a presidential campaign:

“I do have that goal to unite our country. I also feel that, if this is what the people want, then I will do that.”

Siddown, Eraserhead. This is not what the people want. Oh, and if you had an actual plan, you’d tell us that first, not ask for a vote on the idea of a plan. Half of America fell for that lie in 2016 and we’re still digging our way out of it.

Sit down. Sit all the way down.

7 comments:

  1. We haven't had much luck with 'celebrities' running things have we? Reagan. Disaster. The orange ogre. Worse. I think we've all had enough of that. Let's hope we've learned our lesson. He's a bit 'Kanye' if think he has that kind of support. But actors are terrible people. Terrible.

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  2. STFU, ASSFACE! NO ONE is begging you to run for ANYTHING, not even dog catcher!

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  3. Yes, no more celebrities!!

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  4. New reality show:
    He's a Celebrity...Get Him Out of Here!

    Although he does promise a steroid in every pot... belly.

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  5. The scary thing is, celebrity and name recognition seem to go a long way at the ballot box. If he did run he'd have a very good chance of winning!

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  6. Unity is not achieved just because people like a certain action hero. Thinking it does shows his politial naivete.

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  7. How could anyone have ever thought a multiple-bankrupt, sexual predator, serial philanderer, income-tax evading, charity raiding, bigoted, misogynistic, hypocritical, pathological liar with no political experience whatsoever would be the perfect candidate for president is a bit of a mystery! Oh, got it! He was a host on TV and claimed he was a successful businessman. Perfect credentials.

    If political experience doesn’t count, even lacking all of the twice-impeached, one-term loser’s other *fine* attributes, The Rock could be a shoo-in; but only if Kanye doesn’t run again.

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