Saturday, April 17, 2021

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Marcia Gay Harden is not the best at shade or gossip.

Back in 2001, she won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her portrayal of Lee Krasner in Pollock. The other actresses up for the Oscar were Kate Hudson for Almost Famous, Frances McDormand for Almost Famous, Julie Walters for Billy Elliot and Judi Dench for Chocolat.

And now, for some reason, Harden is talking about her twenty-year-old win in a new interview with Vulture and implied—or outright shaded—a particular actress nominated in the same category who wasn’t thrilled Harden had won:

“It just felt great. I felt the girls were really happy for me as well. There was one I will not mention—but it wasn’t Kate—who seemingly wasn’t so happy. And I’m friends with Frances McDormand … Frances doesn’t give a s–t.”

She also ruled out Julie Walters, which just leaves Dame Judi who was upset about Harden‘s win.

“But I don’t want to say anything negative about anybody, honestly. It was my perception that somebody wasn’t so happy, but you never know what people have going on. Whatever.”

Gurl. Learn to shade, and just plain spill the tea!

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Apparently Harvey Weinstein, doing 23 years  for a rape conviction, is having a pretty bad time in prison, which is odd because isn’t prison supposed to be fun?

Ever since he’s been locked up, his health issues have ranged from heart issues—he doesn’t have one—to an ALLEGED bout of COVID-19—don’t care—to a second COVID scare—still not caring—and now his lawyers are arguing that Harvey is suffering vision loss and missing teeth.

This is all just a game because Weinstein is serving a sentence for rape in New York and was to be extradited to LA to face more charges of being a vile disgusting rapist pig, but then COVID hit and travel stopped. But now that we have a vaccine and travel is opening up again and Weinstein can be moved to LA to go on trial, this all smells like a plot to keep that from happened.

So, his eyes are bad and he has no teeth and COVID and cardiac issues, and diabetes and back pain, and sleep apnea and, ALLEGEDLY, a very tiny misshapen penis.

He’s a rapist and pervert, so I don’t care.

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After Alex Trebek died five months ago, Jeopardy! had many guest hosts, some good—Ken Jennings—some hot—Mike Richards and Aaron Rodgers—some annoying AF—Katie Couric—and one that Jeopardy! viewers never want to see again … “Dr.” Mehmet Oz. And remember that several former Jeopardy! contestants wrote to producers asking them to can Oz as a guest host, but now a contestant who endured his ego and ignorance is spilling the tea …

Recent Jeopardy! winner Emily Seaman talked about dealing with the “Dr.”, who she says she couldn’t remember if he was a real doctor:

I always mix him up with Dr. Drew.”

Both quacks, but I digress … Emily spent a few days filming with “Dr.” Oz and how he had a hard time with the words. During the Final Jeopardy! of her second game the category was “Antidisestablishmentarianism” and Emily says mush-mouth Oz struggled to pronounce the word correctly, needing “seven or eight” takes to do so:

“He just couldn’t get it. And more than that he couldn’t get it, he didn’t know when he hadn’t gotten it, so it kind of seemed like the producers were like, ‘Are you gonna tell him that we’ve done this six times and he didn’t get it?’ Everybody in the audience was like, that’s not how you say that…”

Emily adds that she thought “Dr.” Oz was a quack before the episodes started airing, but that she chose not to protest his participation because she knew she’d never get a callback to be on the show.

At least she could pronounce ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’ “Dr.”

And “Dr.” Oz probably won’t be getting a callback from the producers.

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Prince Philip’s funeral is this Saturday, which means if you’re one of the 30 people attending you have mere hours to figure out what to wear; black is traditional, and slimming, so that’s a good choice. A bad choice, in both funeral attendee and what he’s going to wear is one Prince Andrew.

Andrew is demanding he be allowed to dress as an admiral, though he does not now, and never will, hold that actual rank. While he was made an honorary [i.e. fake] Vice-Admiral on his 55th birthday and was due to be promoted to Admiral on his 60th, this year, he deferred it until he can clear his name—without speaking to the FBI or any authorities—and return to public duties.

It sounds to me like he’s getting the funeral of his father confused with the cosplay he used to do with underage girls where he dressed like an Admiral and ordered those children to “walk his plank.”

Oh, and better still, he thinks Daddy’s death will open the door for the world to forget he’s a perv and allow him back on the Royal payroll.

Seriously nuts.

PS The Widow Betty Windsor has nixed sailor suits for the funeral.

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Just a few weeks ago the rumor spread that hopelessly in love Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez were over. She’d gone to the DR to film a movie and he didn’t go with her; their reps said he didn’t go because of COVID restrictions, but as soon as the gossip mill started that JLo was moving on with Lenny Kravitz suddenly A-Rod was able to fly, and off to the DR he went.

Once there, the lovebirds filmed an ad campaign for gummy vitamins and professed their love, but then, just as quickly, JLo began posting  pictures of herself on social media and she ….wait for it … it’s devastating … wasn’t wearing her ring!

And now comes the awful news that the lovers have called it quits and they issued a joint statement:

“We have realized we are better as friends and look forward to remaining so. We will continue to work together and support each other on our shared businesses and projects. We wish the best for each other and one another’s children. Out of respect for them, the only other comment we have is to say is thank you to everyone who has sent kind words and support.”

The love has died, but the opportunity to make money is alive and well. And … cue the influx of articles about how unlucky in love JLo is, and how she’s having a hard time finding love.

She doesn’t have a hard time finding it, she has a hard time keeping it.

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9 comments:

Blobby said...

Well.......jlow (not a typo) does have a hard time finding love. just not a hard time finding like......or dick.

the dogs' mother said...

They are delivering Prince Philip
on the back of a Land Rover.
Awkward.

anne marie in philly said...

I watched the funeral this morning; quiet, dignified, simple, no drama. but fat gut (and ass) andrew looked like his vert was ready to burst under his tux.

somebody should whack j-ello and harvey and marcia and oz and a-rod. tired of seeing/hearing about these worthless pigs.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh my god! Weinstein's got bad teeth and needs new glasses? Set him free. Set him free!

Helen Lashbrook said...

I'm with @MwM about poor Wineswine's bad health; too tragic for words luvvies

Seeing Phil da Greek being inhumed is not my favourite way to spend a sunny Saturday afternoon. We had to listen to the bells of the church over the road being bonged 99 times! 99 times too many imo. And VICE-admiral is about right for Randy Andy as vice is something he knows all about. None of HM's children should have any senior rank or the ribbons they strut around in for doing things like turning up at Mummy's jubilee and stuff like that. The Saxe-Coburg Gotha family are a waste of space and tax payers' money. I cannot see HM lasting long and then there'll be a damn state funeral followed by another damn expensive coronation for creepy Chaz and Horse Face.

Treaders said...

But surely all these minor health difficulties only add to Weinstein's sexual allure right?

uptonking said...

JLo never had a relationship that wasn't manufactured in the backroom of some public relations firm. She's not a sexual being. She's a businesswoman. Period. I would not be surprised if men aren't her thing at all.

Prince Philip... oh, dear. What a sad little man. And I heard Meghan won't be attending... so it's going to be a fashion bust. What can one say when Anne wins best dressed? Well, better than best of show.

Oz. Poo. Though, to be honest... it is quite the mouthful, even for me... who's used to one.

Whinestein... Harvey Whinestein. Need whiny baby jail. His teeth are falling out? Good for him. He'll be more popular with the general population in prison once all his teeth fall out.

So Marcia... I love her. She's a great actress. Here's the thing about her win. Kate and Frances were from the movie... so they split that vote. Dench and Walters... both English - they split that vote. And the winner is... it's not rocket science or a popularity contest. And ABOVE ALL ELSE - it is not a TALENT competition.

Thanks for the dirt, dear. LOVE IT. Have a fabu weekend. Kizzes.

Dave R said...

jolo who?

I'm not surprised at Oz not being able speak, he wasn't trying to sell something.

Maracia who?

Raybeard said...

Yesterday was the first time we saw Prick An....sorry, PRINCE Andrew....since THAT interview - and I suppose that was the last time that the FBI saw him also. Don't suppose he'll come out from under cover again until the next Royal funeral which, sad to say, may not be such a long wait. However, I'm sure that when the trial begins this Summer of a certain Ms Maxwell, I'm sure she'll want to call him out to appear on her behalf as a witness to her 'good character'. Boy, oh boy, I can hardly wait! [Wholesale perjury on the way?]