Saturday, April 03, 2021

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Lindsay Lohan’s back y’all, and she’s got new music! RUN!!!

I kid … or do I? Lindsay announced on social media that she’s dropping a new single entitled “Lullaby” and she’s going release it as an NFT, or non-fungible token on fansforever.io. NFTs are digital collectibles that ALLEGEDLY represent something unique.

Basically, an NFT is something digital that you pay for so you can have it, but people who don’t pay for it can still see it. And the idea that Lindsay Lohan thinks people will buy her caterwauling so they can brag about owning it, is the height of hilarity.

Let’s go back to what I said at the start: RUN!!!!

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Also on Social Media this week, Social Media Whore Chrissy Teigen has gone all Alec Baldwin on your ass and quit Twitter; again.

Chrissy posts about everything and always gets a little clap back from folks, but now it appears that she’s done with all that. In a series of exit tweets—why she didn’t just leave quietly speaks volumes—Chrissy explained she couldn’t handle the amount of hate she was getting. She said she loved the time she spent on Twitter and that she kind of owes her career[?] to being an unfiltered, outspoken Twitterer, but that her current experience is pretty much non-stop negativity, and she’s over it.

Goodbye! Foot stomp. But don’t fret, you can still find her on Instagram and TikTok and talk shows, where she has once again over shared … 

Appearing  on The Late Late Show with James Corden and playing a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts, Chrissy says she and her husband, John Legend, had sex at the Democratic National Convention.

Wow; media whore still media whorin’.

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Come on, y’all saw this coming …it has been announced  that Piers Morgan’s BFF, Sharon Osbourne, has been kicked to the curb by CBS and The Talk losing it on her co-host Sheryl Underwood while defending Piers Morgan. 

Of course, because the rich get richer, Osbourne was handed a $10 million check on her way out … and she’s now saying it was her choice to leave.

Riiiiight. After defending Morgan’s ALLEGED racist rants about Meghan Markle, it also came to light that she once called former Talk co-hosts Holly Robinson Peete “ghetto” and said Leah Remini was a “wop” and called boss lady Julie Chen “slanty eyed.”

Sharon, of course, denies saying these racist things but perhaps ten million can buy her some soul searching.

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For a minute there, we were all afraid that true love had actually died because it looked like JLo and A-Rod were done.

But breathe … they’re back to sharing their love all over social media, and using it to hawk products like Goli vitamin gummies on Instagram.

Love conquers all …especially when you can make some coins off of it.

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First Lindsay, and now Gwyneth Paltrow is back, and she has yet another beauty routine which she is calling a “less is more” regimen.

Gwyneth starts each day with a nut milk and almond butter smoothie, and then rubs a coarse brush on her body to exfoliate and boost circulation, using GOOP’s wood-handled brush. She follows that up with Goopglow Microderm Instant Glow Exfoliator to slough off more dead skin cells. Then comes a few drops of Vintner’s Daughter Active Botanical Serum followed by Jillian Dempsey Hydrating Eye Masks. She also loves Jillian Dempsey’s Gold Sculpting Bar which is made from 24-karat gold and vibrates—it’s a face dildo. After reinvigorating her skin, Paltrow uses Weleda Skin Food, Goopglow Glow Lotion, Unsun Mineral Tinted Sunscreen, and Goopgenes Clean Nourishing Lip Balm, Westman Atelier Vital Skin Foundation Stick,  Olio E Osso Lip & Cheek Tinted Balm, Kosas The Big Clean Mascara and Ilia Balmy Gloss Tinted Lip Oil.

And the best part? Paltrow’s “less is more” routine will set you back over $900 so,  while it’s marketed as simple, it’s not for you paupers.

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10 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Time to clean house!

anne marie in philly said...

lindsay who? the rest of the trash are attention whores. not worth wasting precious time on their ugly asses.

Mistress Maddie said...

Was someone saying something? I couldn't hear you over all the cry baby behavior from these pains in the asses. Including Teigen. Yeah she grates my nerve too.

Blobby said...

"owes her career[?] to being an unfiltered, outspoken Twitterer". Honestly, I don't know what Teigen's career actually is / was.

Deedles said...

Oh, Goopy, Goopy, Goopy. I guess a shower with Irish Spring (manly, yes, yada yada) and store brand lotions doesn't do it for ya, huh? Works for me, and I don't think that I've spent that much money in all of the decades I've been using them. I guess I'm just a philistine. A wrinkle free, 65 (doesn't look a day over 64) year old, philistine. Get a clue!

Steve Reed said...

I actually like Gwyneth, but she IS like a parody of herself. And weirdly, I bet someone will buy Lindsay's token, whatever the heck it is.

Who's Chrissy Teigen?!?!

the dogs' mother said...

Gracious! That *simple* routine!
Happy Saturday, xoxo :-)

Helen Lashbrook said...

Damn Gloopy's weekly/daily? body routine costs more than double the servicing on my car (and the fuelling, tax etc.) for the whole year

uptonking said...

Paltrow needs a dictionary... wait - if this is her idea of simple, WHAT was she doing before????

J-Lo / A-Rod / Zzzzzzzzzzz Whores

Sharon. Interesting. I actually like her, but I could see her having a few blind spots. She's of a certain generation that almost got it, but then missed the boat. Holly Robinson is ghetto? Than I am a glammed up ice princess. Well, if you offer me 10 million to leave, you can bet I will be gone. Good for her. As for Piers - Icky no, no ka ka ka.

I like John Legend... he's boring, but he's sweet. So is his wife. It's clear she isn't the brightest bulb - which also means she's incapable of manipulation or malice. She will be gone and come back and obviously needs to grow some skin - especially if you want to make bank like a Kardashian.

And Lindsay. I loved 2004's Rumors. I loved 2020's I'm Coming Back. I actually think she's not all that bad of a singer. I'm sure the auto tune and clean her up in the studio, but I think she has better chops than say Britney. She's on schedule for a little redemption. Recent pics I've seen of her? She's looking hard - but hey... given she's been doing this since she was a wee thing, it's like the Drew Barrymore syndrome. They get lost for awhile, drop acid and learn some lesson and then reinvent themselves. I will give this a listen.

Thanks for the dirt. Such good stuff. So Hollywood - so BS infused you could grow anything in it...

Unknown said...

Gwyneth is dangerous. I like Chrissy, I find her refreshing
J