Friday, April 30, 2021

I Didn't Say It ...

Nancy Pelosi, speaking to MSNBC and the GQP:

“What I’m concerned about is the behavior of members of Congress, who on the one hand, want to have the luxury of criticizing the president, and on the other hand not wanting to do anything about it. I will never forgive those people and the president who instigated the insurrection for the trauma that they caused to the workers in the Capitol. They messed up my office, they broke mirrors, they stole stuff, and the rest—who cares. But I do care that the impact, the negative impact, the fright they instilled in people because they were doing their civic duty in the Congress of the United States.”

Nancy has zero fucks to give and takes no prisoners.

I love that!


Andrew Giuliani, Demon Spawn of Nosferatu Ghouliani, foot-stomping and whining about what happened to Daddy.

“It has to stop. If this can happen to the former president’s lawyer, this can happen to any American. Enough is enough. The only piece of evidence that they did not take up there today was the only piece of incriminating evidence that is in there, and it does not belong to my father, it belongs to the current president’s son. Any American, whether you are red or blue, should be extremely disturbed by what happened here today, by the continued politititation [sic] of the Justice Department. Enough is enough, ladies and gentlemen. We cannot stand for this anymore.”

Seriously, he thinks this shouldn’t have happened because his Daddy was the twice-impeached, one-term loser’s lawyer? And this tool is running for New York governor?

Bitch. Please.

PS Learn your worlds dear: it’s “politicization” not “politititation.”

PPS Is it me or does he look like Eric The Dumb One thirty pounds heavier? Did Thing #45 get frisky with one of the Missus Giuliani’s?


Dr. Anthony Fauci, calling podcast host Joe Rogan “incorrect” for saying he would advise healthy young people against getting the COVID-19 vaccine:

“Well that’s incorrect, and the reason why is you’re talking about yourself in a vacuum then. You’re worried about yourself getting infected and the likelihood that you’re not gonna get any symptoms. But you can get infected and will get infected if you put yourself at risk. And even if you don’t have any symptoms, you’re propagating the outbreak because it is likely that you—even if you have no symptoms—that you may inadvertently and innocently then infect someone else who might infect someone who really could have a problem with a severe outcome.”

What is it with people on the right suddenly thinking they’re doctors or scientists? Rogan is a has-been actor, has-been comic, and a podcaster, so excuse the fuck outta me if I don’t want him dispensing medical advice.


Joe Rogan, asshat, walking back his idiotic comments:

“There’s some legitimate science behind [these vaccines]. This is the thing about this whole thing, people being upset at me: I’m not an anti-vax person. I said, ‘I believe [the vaccines are] safe,’ and I encouraged many people to take them. My parents were vaccinated. I just said, ‘I don’t think that if you’re a young, healthy person, that you need it.’ [But] their argument was, you need it for other people. That makes more sense, but that’s a different argument. That’s a different conversation.”

Wrong idiot. We have learned all along that wearing the mask is for “other,” to protect “others.” And we were told that getting the vaccine is the same deal: to protect others.

You just wanted to be cute and edgy and, well, stupid. Almost as stupid as your audience because anyone Who takes medical advice from the likes of Joe Rogan over Dr. Anthony Fauci is an idiot.


John Roberts, Fox News host, walking back the lie about President Biden’s ambitious climate change goals:

“That research from 2020 found that cutting back how much red meat people eat would have a drastic impact on harmful greenhouse gas emissions. The data was accurate, but a graphic and the script incorrectly implied it was part of Biden’s plan for dealing with climate change. That is not the case.”

Um, John, honey? Your news channel “implied”—and not how the word implied contains the word lied—about the data being part of Biden’s plan without one shred of proof.

Good reporting over there. Asshat.


Lindsey Graham, Q-SC, says he does not believe systemic racism exists in law enforcement or other U.S. institutions because … Obama:

“No, not in my opinion. We just elected a two-term African American president … the vice president is of African American, Indian descent. [So] reform the police yes, call them all racists no. Within every society you have bad actors. Qualified immunity is a problem. It’s a pretty simple solution: Don’t sue the police officer, sue the department.”

First off, Aunt PityPat, you did not elect Barack Obama or Kamala Harris; I did. Along with tens of millions of others.

You, however, did, say, that:

“If you’re a young, African American or an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative, not liberal.”

Nope, nothing racist at all in that statement; you just act how Miss Lindsey wants you to act and you’re welcome in his state.



the dogs' mother said...

(Nancy Pelosi)
xoxo :-)

Helen Lashbrook said...

I truly believe that all UK institutions are riddled with racism, and I know the police definitely are. I cannot feel that US institutions are any different. Perhaps if the Duchess of Graham Crackers had ever worked in a real job she might have known that, because even the (hush ma mouth) Senate is riddled with racism even if those two women, whose names I've forgotten, work in the House there are plenty more like them in the upper chamber.....loathsome Ted Crud for one.

whkattk said...

The younger vampire is an idiot. If it can happen to his daddy, it can happen to anyone? Right you are, dumbass. If you break the fucking law, you get investigated, warrants served, and (we hope) indicted, convicted, and sent to prison. If NY elects him Gov...well, they'll get exactly what they deserve: Another really crooked politician who (obviously) didn't fall far from the tree.

Roberts? WTF happened? He used to be an honest journalist working for an honest news outlet. Guess he got too wealthy over at CBS to remain non-partisan.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Love Nancy. Some people don't 'like' her but IDGAF. She does what needs to be done. She kept IMPOTUS2 at bay.
I really, REALLY, wanna know what Cheeto has on Miss Lindsey. I just know it has to do with sex.
Idiots 'backpedaling' after their lies are everywhere? Spare me.


Treaders said...

When I saw that picture of Giuliani my first thought was "oh my God, those teeth", and then "groundhog". Very unfortunate!

krayolakris said...

Guili Jr. does look just like the spawn of daddy Cheeto. That’s the first thing I noticed! Miss Lindsey needs to crawl back under the used kitty litter. Nancy is a national treasure.

anne marie in philly said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, he DOES look like ewwic the dump! not smart enough to run for dogcatcher! and if your daddy did the crime, he should do the time, asswipe!

put a ball gag in all right wing nut job BIG mouths!


Bob said...

I love that Nancy has bigger balls than most men in politics.

Miss Lindsey is a racist.

I loved Junior G acting like because his father worked for the twice-impeached, one-term loser, he was somehow free from prosecution or investigation> And he wants to be governor? Dear Jeebus, people of New York, don't fall for Rudy 2.0,

I like to say that Miss Lindsey is the Russian hooker who peed on Thing #45.

He's his father's son.

I seriously wonder about the paternity of Junior G!


Dave R said...

Perhaps Andy and Eric are clones.

MAGAs are going to get really confused if Fox keeps walking back their lies.

Lindsey makes Fox News seem smart.

Bob said...

I think Andy and Eric are brothers.

SoCalFifi said...

OMG, that picture of Ms. Lindsey as Aunt PityPat is hilarious and so appropriate, thanks for the laugh,

Moving with Mitchell said...

Rogan is into ultimate fighting. Maybe he's simply been kicked in the head too many times. I think Lindsey was hit by an errant cue ball in his parents restaurant/bar/pool hall. Andrew Giuliani, obviously genetics. I don't know what happened to John Roberts. He used to work for the "liberal" media. Although there have been liars among them, those usually get fired. "Incorrect IMPLIED"... My ass!

uptonking said...

Qualified immunity is indeed a BIG problem. And yes, there are bad actors in every society - Lindsey Grahamcrackers being one of them. The Repugs are grasping at straws and playing semantics. F 'em. They all need to go.

John Roberts gets it wrong and still manages to throw the Biden administration under the bus. Azzhat. This is everything that is wrong about Fox News. Well, that and White Supremacist Tucker Carlson.

Joe Rogan retracts without retracting. When speech starts endangering lives by spreading misinformation then it is no longer covered by the Freedom of Speech. It is the equivalent of yelling fire in a movie theatre when there is no fire. Only that is not an apt comparison, because what Rogan has done is much, much more deadly.

Love me some Fauci. He' my man of the century.

If this could happen to any American... and it has - then it SHOULD happen to Andrew Giuliani's crooked, lying, thief of a father. Giuliani, time and again, ignored the advice of our intelligence chiefs and went ahead and played into the hands of the Russians. This is what happens when stupid people are put in positions of power. I hope his father rots in jail.

Nancy... step up. I love it when she speaks her mind, but she needs to be sharper and stop mincing words. Repugs are crooks. Call them what they are. Liars. Thieves. Greedy bastards. Idiots. I didn't want Nancy to remain speaker. I wanted her to hand it to a firebrand like AOC. This is not the time to play the politics of nice. We need to make big strides and we only have three years to do it.

Thanks for the feed. Sorry so late.

Travel said...

To Rudy's kid. It CAN happen to anyone, if there is credible evidence of a federal felony, a judge will issue a search warrant, and law enforcement will search. That is how the system works. Oh and open the door when they knock, or you will have a very-very bad day.

Anonymous said...

I mostly think she's a bit out of touch, particularly discussing economics from her hyper-gentrified district. Though the Democratic Party's necrocracy is particularly suffocating.

Given South Carolina, I assume Putin has photos of Miss Lindsay with either a black girl or a white boy.