Monday, October 26, 2020

The Lincoln Project Pwns Jared and Ivanka

Grifters and criminals, Ivanka _____ and Jared Kushner, are pissy as all get out because The Lincoln Project set up a couple of billboards in Times Square criticizing _____’s COVID-19 response.

One sign features Ivanka in her signature Goya Beans pose alongside the death tally of New Yorkers and Americans killed by the virus. The other sign shows Jared next to enlarged text of a quote attributed to him, saying New Yorkers “are going to suffer and that’s their problem.”

Well, these two privileged co-conspirators in the murders of 220,000 + Americans have sent a cease-and-desist letter to The Lincoln Project demanding the “outrageous and shameful” signs be taken down or face legal action:

“Dear Lincoln Project Persons,

We represent Mr. Jared Kushner and Ms. Ivanka [_____]. I am writing concerning the false, malicious, and defamatory ads that the Lincoln Project is displaying on billboards in Times Square. Those ads show Ms. [_____] smiling and gesturing toward a death count of Americans and New Yorker, and attribute to Mr. Kushner the statement that “New Yorkers are going to suffer and that’s their problem” … with body bags underneath.

Of course, Mr. Kushner never made any such statement. Ms. [_____] never made any such gesture, and the Lincoln Project’s that they did are an outrageous and shameful libel. If these billboard ads are not immediately removed, we will sure you for what will doubtless be enormous compensatory and punitive damages.”

To be fair, Ivanka did make that gesture, though not in front of a death toll, and an attendee at a meeting where Jared Kushner spoke about New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s COVID response, says he heard Kushner make that statement. Oh, and sadly enough, the letter was sent the same day that the U.S. set a new record in new coronavirus cases.

The Lincoln Project responded:

“The level of indignant outrage Jared Kushner and Ivanka [_____] have shown toward The Lincoln Project for exposing their indifference for the more than 223,000 Americans who have lost their lives to their reckless mismanagement of COVID-19 is comical. While we truly enjoy living rent free in their heads, their empty threats will not be taken any more seriously than we take Ivanka and Jared.

It is unsurprising that an administration that has never had any regard or understanding of our Constitution would try to trample on our first amendment rights, but we fully intend on making this civics lesson as painful as possible. Jared and Ivanka have always been entitled, out-of-touch bullies who have never given the slightest indication they have any regard for the American people. We plan on showing them the same level of respect.

The billboards will stay up. We consider it important that in Times Square, the crossroads of the world, people are continuously reminded of the cruelty, audacity, and staggering lack of empathy the [_____]s and the Kushners have displayed towards the American people.”

Oh snap.

Poor Feckless Cunt and Genderless Hubby.

13 comments:

  1. Ha ha, that last line is brilliant!

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  2. Bobulah, I love you! Remind me to never get on your bad side.

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  3. I saw this!!!! I laughed till I peed.

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  4. The Lincoln Project is awash with top-flight lawyers, while all Javanka can come up with is Mark Kasowitz? Foregone conclusion - costs awarded to the defendant when the case is thrown out.

    @MM yes, I nearly laughed myself sick.

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  5. Their future is barreling towards them faster then they ever expected. I wonder if Ivanka Danka has started teaching Jared Russian.

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  6. Much Ouch with those signs! :-)
    xoxo

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  7. Saw this while reading Queerty and was overjoyed. Nothing wrong with being genderless, which Kushner probably is NOT. However, he is also feckless and a dickhead.

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  8. @Treaders
    It's all funny, cuz it's true.

    @Deedles
    Darlin', you could never get on my bad side ...because I don't have a bad side! [sarcasm/font]

    @MM
    Those two self-entitled little snowflakes. F 'em.

    @Helen
    Plus, Jared said what he said and it was quoted in vanity Fair and he didn't sue them. These are two spoiled bitches trying to salvage their images.

    @Dave
    I cannot wait until these tow racists and con artists try to reboot their images when Daddy loses.

    @TDM
    Truth hurts.
    Ivanka has done nothing to combat COVID and Hared actually said that.

    @Mitchell
    I just meant he's like a Ken Doll, a smooth little lump where his dick oughta be.

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  9. I love it when these ghouls get trolled and called on their greedy, entitled ways.

    XoXo

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  10. I really want to see them both in the Federal pokey. Ivanka likes pussy, and Jared can get his brain fucked out in the first screw. Win-Win for everyone!

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  11. @Cool
    I have the same vision for these two.

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  12. I simply don't have words to describe what I think of that entire family. Even calling Kushner a dickhead offends dickheads everywhere.

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  13. lincoln project be like "BRING IT, BITCHES! WE AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!"

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