Thursday, October 01, 2020


The other morning Carlos and I were taking some yard debris and recyclables down to the local Recycling Center.

It was a quick trip, and as we were leaving Carlos asked if we could go by the UPS store to pick up some sheet music they had enlarged for him; my response was:

“Not dressed like that you can’t!”

"It’s just a quick trip in. What’s wrong with how I’m dressed?”

These were his shorts that he wanted to wear in public.

Help me …

Tuxedo has discovered Twitter, and really enjoys finding peoples’ Tweets and sharing them. This is one of his Favorites …

In Good News … in addition to the Democrats raising over $100 million since the passing of RBG, it appears that voter registration has also surged.

It looks like change is coming … as long as y’all CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!.

Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi—and ______ lapdog—is defending that 17-year-old Illinois double murder suspect as a “little boy” who was merely “trying to protect his community” when he crossed state lines and went into Kenosha and murdered two people on purpose with the guns he carried illegally.

Typical GOPer, though had this shooter been a Black teenager she would have had an entirely different reaction.

I don’t eat at fast food places, and though I don’t need another reason for continuing to do so, if anyone else needs a reason, try this one …

The Irish Supreme Court has ruled that the “bread ” surrounding sandwiches made by the fast-food chain Subway has too much sugar to meet the legal definition of bread, and so therefore cannot be legally called bread.

Now, Subway will ask if you want your sandwich on their nine-grain multi-seed, Italian white bread, Italian herbs and cheese, nine-grain wheat, hearty Italian, and honey oatbread-like substance.


I didn’t see the debates because, well, _____.I cannot look at him, I cannot listen to his voice, so I caught some recaps the next morning and, for me, the most telling was Chris Wallace tried to get _____ to denounce white supremacy. _____ said:

 “I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing, not the right wing. I’m willing to do anything. I want to see peace.

Chris Wallace:

“Then do it sir.”


“Do you want to call em? What do you want to call em? Give me a name, give me a name. Who do you want me to condemn? Proud Boys? Stand back and stand by, but I’ll tell you what. Somebody’s got to do something about Antifa and the left because this is not a right wing, this is a left-wing problem.”

Stand by.


Former football player Eric Decker really knows how to promote his wife, country singer and cookbook author, Jessie James Decker’s latest cookbook, “Just Feed Me.”

In the buff … with the caption:

“It’s bigger, better and tastier than what you could ever imagine……I’m talking about my wife’s amazing new cookbook ‘just feed me’ It’s officially out now! I’ve tasted everything and I can tell you it’s damn good. Enjoy!”

Funny, I wasn’t thinking cookbook at all.

Bigger, better, tastier indeed.

Another telling sight at the debate was at the end when the spouse came onstage.

Jill Biden went to Joe, hugged him and kissed him.

Melanie walked to ____ and then stood at his side; no kiss because perhaps the check hadn’t cleared. Now, _____ did take her hand and this time she didn’t swat it away, but to me, if there’s zero affection from your spouse, well ….

A few weeks back I posted some photos of hottie men from the sequel to the Starz show Powe, called Power, Book II. Those mens were reason enough to watch but then there were more hotties making out with one another and dropping their pants, like … clockwise from top left:

Bradley Gibson, an out Broadway actor and singer, who plays out athlete Everett Neal; Lovell Adams-Gray as drug dealer Dru Tejada who gets really busy, really quickly, with Everett Neal. And then there’s sultry Shalim Ortiz as bad cop Danilo Ramirez, followed by Method Man, who plays shady lawyer David MacLean. Method Man didn’t, um, pique my interest until last week when he dropped his pants and revealed a spectacular ass.

That brings hotties on Power, Book II up to seven … just sayin.


Helen Lashbrook said...

I'm surprised Melanie is still on the scene following the news that der Trumpenfuhrer may not have enough money to pay the gold digger her prenup money! She should take what money she can find and run then before the IRS and the people who loaned him the $410 million come for their cash.

I wonder how much money Melanie spends on her hair and face if her cheapskate husband can waste $70,000 on his wig.

the dogs' mother said...

(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
Maybe _____ spends 1K a hair...?

take care, xoxo :-)

uptonking said...

No comment on Cokehead Jr and his prostitute (not that sex work is not good work!). Re: Carlos. In this time of national crisis, you must put aside your selfish prudish desires and think of your community. YES. LET CARLOS WEAR THOSE SHORTS IN PUBLIC (and then, take photos... many, many photos and post them or send them directly to me). Your countrymen will thank you for your sacrifice! Your Tuxedo is one smart cat. All mine does is pee in his kennel. I think the left needs to repurpose the orange ogre's dog whistle to those white supremacists. STAND UP AND VOTE!

Now... when can I expect those picture?

Deedles said...

Put me on the pix of Carlos wearing sexy, ratty shorts mailing list, stat!
El gato guapo iz da bomb! Yeah, I'm behind the times.
Now, now sweet Bobulah, Melanie is being dignified and Jill is just a wonton slut *insert humongous eyeroll here*!
I guess I'm going to be hauled away for eating all of those illegal Subway BMT cakewiches, huh?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahahaha, nun urine.

BootsandBraids said...

Don't toss Carlos' shorts. I've seen that shredded look in store windows. They are considered THE THING, fashion and cost a fortune.

Mistress Maddie said...

First of all, I agree with Carlos. He should have worn the shorts. And if like you , he's go commando, he could have made everyone's day!!!

The Mitch McTurtle crack and the tweets had me in stiches! I was wanna pop that fucking old fart square in the jaw and break those glasses.

The business deal and love meme you made is right on. The two Scarecrows looks so stiff and unloved. I feel quite sorry that apparently someone pissed on their cornflakes.

Eric Dicker needs to uncross that sexy leg right this minute.

And please do not post that Bondi bitch. I don't need another reason to back back and get kicked off Instagram again....I mean it's probably going to happen anyway.......

Moving with Mitchell said...

Well, I don't see anything wrong with Carlos's shorts. I'll bet he looked hot. Had he at least showered and shaved that day? I told SG today -- when were out for coffee with a friend -- he looks like he's been sleeping rough. Time for a shave and a haircut.

anne marie in philly said...


the rest - meh.


Dave R said...

I usually throw away my shorts when things start fall out through the holes.

Bondi's pushing the talking points only Republicans are buying.

Subway? Fake meat sandwiches.

And I'm fairly certain his Proud Boy failure has sealed his fate as a one term president (if that's what you want to call him).

Am I the only one who thinks Decker's wife looks a lot like most of the chicks on Chaturbate?

Bob said...

I heard HE married HER for HER money!

Dead muskrat hair??

Much as I'd like to oblige, those are Around The House Shorts, not Out In Public Shorts.
I have to take a stand SWMEWHERE!

ou can still have a BMT but it will be served on Breaddddddd™ not bread.

Funny, cuz I believe it.

There's shredded and then there's SHREDDED ... not fashion, dear goddess, not fashion!!!

Carlos wears crocs with those shorts. Still think he should be out in public!!! =)

No shower, no shave and he hasn't had a haircut since March!

Tuxedo loves a Bitch McConnell dig!

Fake meat on not bread? Nope.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Question: does Carlos have nice legs? Then the shorts stay. Sorry, boo.
Tuxedo, Tuxedo, Tuxedo! I heart ya.
Bondi is one more See You Next Tuesday. All these Repug women are like Melanoma: Stepfordized.
I need a word with Shalim Ortiz wearing Carlos' shorts and Erick Decker wearing that book.


Mistress Maddie said...

Help me rescue Dave!!!!! He sees chicks on Chaturbate!

Mistress Maddie said...


*jumps on plane to smallville*

Bob said...

He does, but the shorts aren't for public viewing!!!!!
You, Shalim, Carlos' shorts, and Eric Decker .... film that!

I couldn't EVEN respond! And I knew the crocs would get you!

JM said...

I started watching the debate, but a couple minutes in, I had to turn it off. I couldn't take it. It truly was a train wreck.

Bob said...

I lasted about that long, too.

Moving with Mitchell said...

OK... I'd make him change the shorts.

Travel said...

It depends on he looks like in those shorts. Was there a cookbook in there someplace?

Treaders said...

I kinda like Carlos' shorts!