I’m sorry, but I don’t like ‘like,’ and I really don’t like people who use ‘like’ all the time. So, when I read a piece Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow shaded some of their costars about the way they kiss onscreen, while I at first thought it might be fun, I didn’t like it much at all. Like, you know? Kate Hudson:
“Honestly, I feel like I kind of haven’t had the best kissers. I feel like I should have had better ones.” That’s not so bad, but then Hudson goes on about kissing Matthew McConaughey:
“Every time I kiss McConaughey, I mean, it’s like there’s just something happening and there’s like snot or wind. Like when we were kissing, like, in the end of Fool’s Gold, we’re like in the ocean, we had the plane crash, he just had like snot all over his face.” Then Paltrow talked about how kissing Robert Downey Jr. was akin to kissing a sibling:
“With Robert, like, when I kissed him, I was like, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me. This is literally like kissing my brother.’” It’s a good like thing these two like actresses like have people like write their like dialogue like for them, because without like screenwriters, they like come off like a couple of like dumb girls. photo |
Never post anything Goop related on your anniversary! It's like so uncool.
ReplyDeleteOh, well. Nice to know the
ReplyDeletecelebrities are still out
there being... like something
normal.
:-)
kate & gwyn - like, STFU!
ReplyDeletephil - WTeverlovinF is WRONG with you? senile?
Phil could drum... that's about it.
ReplyDeleteMr West is adorable
ReplyDeleteAnd hails from my home town of sheffield
I've thought Dom West a real hottie for some years - most especially since seeing him in the film 'Pride', so I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to read of this latest gossip. Nonetheless he still remains a hottie.
ReplyDeleteI've been ho-hum about that Phil Collins guy ever since some twenty years ago he said that he would leave the U.K. if a Labour [socialist] government was elected - the saddest part being that when he should have he didn't.
Like Puh-LEEZE! No more gwyneth. It's just like so unpleasant. Like it makes me feel like I have to bleach my eyes or something. Like literally.
ReplyDelete@Deedles
ReplyDeleteYou'd like think I would have like known that. Like.
@TDM
Even on our anniversary??? How dare they =)
@AM
That Phil Collins story is a hot mess.
@John
He is quite a handsome fella, even if he took The Affair off-screen!
@Rybeard
John, You and I have good taste in men!!
And I don't mean Phil.
@Mitchell
The "like, literally" she uttered is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me ... but then everything she does if fingernails of a chalkboard!
If NBC takes out the word vote because it is inflammatory, why didn't they edit out the more inflammatory stuff from der Trumpenfuhrer at his town hall (not to mention the Trumpelstiltskin supporter behind his left shoulder.
ReplyDeletePhil Collins has never shown the best judgement. Sigh. I'd feel sorry for him but, what a tool. If Kate and Goop don't "like" kissing their co-stars for a cool million... I volunteer, and will do it for free. Snot and incest? That's gay porn gold. Demi and NBC. Meh. NBC keeps wanting to have it both ways. Either give an artist 5 minutes or don't... period. Censorship is ridiculous. Did they censor the orange ogre when he was telling bald-faced lies about covid?
ReplyDeleteI have not seen a photo of Mr. Collins in decades it was a bit of a shock to see him aged 30 years
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't sound like a good judgment of character when it comes to the ladies.
@Helen
ReplyDeleteThey took out Vote because Lovato's song was anti-_____and they didn't wanna make him mad, lest he cancel his town hall.
@uptonking
It is wild he'd pay out 50 million and then invite her back home so she could screw him, literally, again.
@Ur-spo
The years haven't been kind to Collins' appearance, or his judgement.