Bobservations

Over the weekend, possibly while driving on the freeway, we got a small chip in the windshield of the car. By the next day it was spreading so we called to have the windshield replaced. The technician was due to arrive at 8AM so Carlos said he’d get dressed to meet the guy outside.

As he came out of the bathroom, I winced a little, and he said:

“What? There is nothing wrong with these shorts!”

“You’re right, the shorts are fine, but … are they meant to be worn inside out?”

Oy.

Tuxedo has been learning to translate English to cat, but he does have some issues with our language …

If you never thought we had a narcissistic child in the White House, think on this: as he prepared to leave Walter Reed after his hospitalization for the virus he mishandled, _____ discussed pulling a stunt for his “fans.”

He wanted to appear frail at first, but then he would rip open his button-down dress shirt to reveal a Superman T-shirt as a symbol of strength. He ultimately did not go ahead with the stunt because, while  he may act like a fucking five-year-old boy on Halloween, he is not.

I tried to find this lawn sign for our house but couldn’t, so I’ll just share it here, and offer the translation:

Fuck you Maga

Stupid

No More Orange

I like.

From the Pandering to the Queers file comes this story of the _____ Trump campaign’s efforts to appear pro-LGBTQ+ while being woefully inept at that … too.

The campaign held a “_____ Pride” rally in Pennsylvania this week but a copy of the invitation was shared on Twitter and nowhere on it do the words ‘gay’ or ‘LGBTQ+’ appear.

An LGBTQ+ Pride event where you don’t say gay and don’t announce the event anywhere except in the place where they’re holding it while _____ is trying to push through a SCOTUS nominee who may work to overturn Obergefell v Hodges, making same-sex marriage illegal.

Fuck him.

More rightwing homophobia … at the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings this week, Senator Dianne Feinstein asked nominee Amy Coney Barrett whether she thinks marriage equality is protected.  Of course, Barrett wouldn’t say, but she chose to use the phrase “sexual preference” … twice … to describe orientation and I waited for Feinstein to challenge that.

She did not, and I was rather pissed off. Sadly, I missed it later in the day when Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono ripped into Barrett:

“Even though you did not give a direct answer, I think your response did speak volumes. Not once but twice you used the term ‘sexual preference’ to describe those in the LGBTQ community. And let me make clear, ‘sexual preference’ is an offensive and outdated term. It is used by anti-LGTBQ activists to suggest that sexual orientation is a choice. It is not. Sexual orientation is a key part of a person’s identity … So if it is your view that sexual orientation is merely a ‘preference,’ then the LGBTQ community should be rightly concerned whether you would uphold their constitutional right to marry. I don’t think that you used the term ‘sexual preference’ as … I don’t think it was an accident.”

I love you, Mazie Hirono.

SIDENOTE: Barrett apologized for using that word but if you are a judge and an ALLEGEDLY highly educated human, you would not use that word in 2020.

_____ held his first Virus Rally in Florida this week, where he threw masks into the crowd, but didn’t wear one. Of course, many in the Superspreader Event also went maskless.

Michael Elizabeth Pence also held a maskless event this week.

When White House Chief of Staff  Mark Meadows stopped to talk to reporters outside the Senate Judiciary Committee’s hearing with SCOTUS nominee Amy Coney Barrett and was asked to keep his mask on, he stormed off saying he wasn’t going to talk through a mask.

All these morons, living and working in a COVID-19 Hotspot refuse to wear masks. Why? Because they want to perpetuate the lie to Americans that he’s fine and there’s no need to worry …

Fuck them.

Well well well …they admit to being cheats and liars.

This week the California Republican Party admitted responsibility for placing more than 50 deceptively labeled “official” drop boxes for mail-in ballots in Los Angeles, Fresno and Orange Counties.

Yes, folks in those areas would vote by mail, drop their ballots in the boxes, and then their votes would not be counted because the ReTHUGlican party cheats. And admits to it.

This might be unpopular, but I don’t care … we know that _____ cancelled the next debate because he didn’t want to do lose another debate, even virtually.

Well, after that ABC News asked Joe Biden to do a Town Hall event and everyone cheered, but then NBC News asked _____ to do a Town Hall event and now people are Tweeting #BoycottNBC.

Wrong. If ABC can host Biden, NBC can host _____. If you wish to voice your displeasure, rather than telling people to boycott the network, urge people to only watch Joe.

That’s democracy, people.

Piotr Gruszewski is a delicious Polish sausage, er, um, fitness model who gives good face. And good underwear.