Thursday, October 08, 2020

Bobservations

We have bins in our garage to separate the trash into recyclables … plastic, cans, cardboard. Carlos, bless his heart, has a tendency to mix up the cans with the cardboard and the cardboard with the cans, so he suggested I write on the lid of one bin ‘Cans’ and on the other ‘Cardboard.’

I did and he took the one marked ‘Cans’ to the garage while I wrote out the other. And when I took the ‘Cardboard’ lid out, I saw he had placed the ‘Cans’ lid on backwards, so … you … can’t … see … the word … ‘Cans.’

Goddess love him.

Tuxedo wishes no ill will for the current Occupant of the White House, but feels as if he should suffer like the average American with the virus.

______’s SCOTUS nominee Amy Coney Barrett meeting with GOP Senators who have just one goal—and it isn’t anything to do with the virus that’s killed 210,000 people. She makes no bones about being a Catholic, nor should she, but she rarely talks about her involvement in People of Praise, a small Christian group cult founded in the 70s, In fact, even People of Praise refuse to talk about her, and have removed her name and photograph from its website editions of a People of Praise magazine.

Suspicious. But we know, according to a 2010 People of Praise directory, that Barrett held the title of “handmaid,” a leadership position for women in the community, and even lived at the South Bend home of People of Praise’s co-founder Kevin Ranaghan and his wife, Dorothy, who established the group’s male-dominated hierarchy and view of gender roles with women being subservient to men.

Now, to be fair, Barrett has said that judges are not policymakers and so she will not impose her personal convictions on the law, but, again, she was a handmaid … a handmaid … in an ultra-conservative Christian cult, still does work for the cult and is actively hiding her association with the cult.

I want her to answer those questions because We The People have a right to know.

And GOP? Please don’t accuse the Democrats of bashing her faith.

Joe Biden has taken a 16-point lead in nationwide CNN poll.

How wonderful but … it still means nothing if you don’t CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!

Sidenote: The best thing about last night’s debate, other than seeing Michael Elizabeth Pence getting spanked by a woman who wasn’t Mother, was the fly on his head for several minutes.


The San Diego Loyal, of the United Soccer League, walked off the field during a game they were winning last week after Junior Flemmings, a player on the opposing team, the Phoenix Rising, called one of their teammates, Collin Martin, a homophobic slur.

Martin came out as gay in 2018, making him then the only openly gay professional athlete active in any of the five major sports leagues.

Good on San Diego for living up to their name. Loyal.

In our county they expanded Absentee Voting because of COVID, and it started this week, so I went out and cast my vote.

Signed. Sealed. Delivered.

Camden opened up the City Arena for people to vote, and had all the safety precautions … six feet apart … masks were mandatory … hand sanitizers … no hands on anything. Even the ballots came from a printer and were handed out with gloves, and cotton swabs were used for the Touch-Screen Voting machines.

But there was This Bitch … who came in after me and walked right up to my side. I thought for a second I knew her,  but I didn’t so I politely asked her to move back.

She actually muttered, “Oh brother.”

I pointed out all the precautions and she said, “There’s no hand santizer.”

I pointed behind her, to the giant red Stop Sign right above the sanitizer that she had raced by as she came in and she said, “Oh.”

That Bitch. But she moved her ass back.

Funny part: as I stood in line there was a list of reasons for voting Absentee and, oops, COVID wasn’t on the list. I thought that was the reason for the expanded voting so, when I checked in, and was asked why I was voting Absentee, I scanned the list until I saw Vacation.

“I’ll be out of town on election day.”

“Vacation?”

“Yeah, sure.”

And … I CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!

Okay, this is for those people who think COVID is like the flu …

Did you know that if you combine the 2019 deaths from the flu [40,000], car crashes [38,000], gun violence [38,000], and drug overdoses [70,000], it is still less than the deaths from COVID [210,000+]?

Let’s please stop playing down what a statistic or percentage of deaths means, because those 210,000+ dead Americans had loved ones that care and miss them.

Please wear a GODDAMNED mask when you are in public.

Stay positive. Test negative. And cast a GODDAMNED vote for the party that didn’t fuck this up.

Carlos and I both had appointments to get our eyes checked this week. He saw one doctor who specializes in RP [Retinitis Pigmentosa] while I saw another doctor. I got done first and went out and selected some new frames, and then waited for him.

He came out, and he, too, sat down to talk new frames. While waiting he asked if they’d dilated my eyes:

“Yeah, they did.”

“Can you see okay to drive home?”
“I guess we’ll see. If not, maybe you can drive.”

“Sure if you want to tell me where to turn and when to stop and how fast to go.”

A technician was standing off to the side and said:

“Well, I’m glad I don’t have to get on the road until long after the two of you are gone.”

I liked her.

This is hottie Marc Buckner who recently appeared on The Bachelor South Africa. He is a model and actor and, well, just look at him.


I love a man with a big axe and tiny briefs … I’d like to climb that.

Poor Melanie likes to put her very expensive shoes into her cake-hole. First she was all “fuck Christmas,” and in another secret recording by former BFF and assistant Stephanie Winston Wolkoff , Melanie went off on Stormy Daniels being photographed for Vogue:

“Go Google and read it. Annie Leibovitz shot the porn hooker, and she (Daniels) will be [in] one of the issues, September or October. She will be in Vogue. Annie Leibovitz shot her.”

Naturally, Stormy had something to say:

18 comments:

  1. I understand that Kamala Harris won the debate while the fly came second. According to Jennifer Rubin the screen between the two candidates came third and Pennies from Heaven was not placed...an also-ran?

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  2. (Carlos) (Tuxedo)
    Our ballots will be mailed to
    us October 16!

    take care, xoxo :-)

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  3. "Vacation?"
    "Yeah, sure."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  4. Anonymous10:40 AM

    In NY, COVID isn’t listed either so Cuomo instructed us to choose “temporary illness.”

    I’d like them to emphasize the damage being done to those not killed by COVID and was pleased to hear Kamala state it as likely to become pre-existing condition.

    When will the media and politicians correct rethugs who say Democrat when it should be Democratic - to me it is an unacceptable slur.

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  5. Oh I AM looking at him. I'll go back to look at that magnificent specimen once I finish typing this. And then I'll go google him. I'm sure he's insta-ready. Damn that's a beautiful man.
    Well, Carlos may have needed more specific directions, no? LOL
    And dear Tuxedo, I'm with you.

    Amy is a fanatic, bigoted see you next tuesday. It's the Opus Dei light. Still a cult. The Talibangelicals are salivating and IMPOTUS thinks he's got the oval office guaranteed with her. We'll see.

    The debate had me screaming at the TV cause I despise The Devil's Butler. The fly on his head? They like shit.

    XOXO

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  6. Thumbs up to Carlos, El Gato Guapo (my superhero) and Stormy Daniels. A big WOOF! for Marc Buckner.
    Funny, I went to my retinologist yesterday. I scared the dude doing my eye scan to death. He was a Viking (beautiful, big and blond) with a granola eating, aura reading kumbaya kind of personality. I joked around (as is my wont when nervous) with him and he said he wanted to take me home with him since I love Chinese food. Younger than my children, I'm sure, but it was fun. Anyhoo, he asked if I had plans for the rest of the day (this was about 2:00). I said I was going home to die. Scared the crap out of him. I laughed when I explained that that morning I had already undergone the taking of blood, a flu shot and I was there to get my monthly eye injection. It was a hyperbole, Matt!
    I am avoiding the ick in the room.

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  7. After the Carlos story, probably a good thing for the getting the eyes checked!!!! And Tuxedo is more then correct as usual.

    Amy Coney Barrett. Even her own school and alumni has said they have they signed a letter of concern about her being considered.

    And Melania had the gull to call Stormy Daniels a hooker?!?!?!?!? Well if not for trump, they'd probably been best friends!!!!

    That fly did crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched, because even though I know who I'm voting for, I wanted to see for myself Kalama in action. She was tough!!!!!!! Id say it was a good debate and glad to see they both were more adult than the last train wreck. Even though Pence answered very little questions when asked.

    Tootles tootes!

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  8. we single stream our recyclables; no separating.

    GO TUXEDO! GO STORMY!

    fuck that barrett cunt!

    hope the fly laid eggs in putzy's rug!

    I just had my annual eye exam; I need new lenses for my driving glasses.

    I yelled at some fat-assed white male not wearing a mask at labcorp (bloodwork) this morning, and the staff threw him out. one of those fucking "freedumb" idiots.

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  9. Starting with Carlos and ending with that hilarious Storm Daniels tweet. Hilarious!

    SG doesn't bother with the recycling or usually even the trash. He leaves everything on a counter next to the bins and I take care of it. Also, he "can't put no bags in the bins because he doesn't "know how." So, that's left to me, as well. I need to make an ophthalmologist appointment. Can you and Carlos let me know when you WON'T be on the road?

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  10. Oh, Stormy! And Tuxedo is one smart cat. Very funny. Your voting experience - weird. Pence was a snore last night. My favorite moment was the fly. I like how he is polite but ignores and talks over women all the time. Dick. That thing about the orange ogre's new mistress.. Amy? SCARY, MARY. Wow. If true, that is some scary-ass stuff. Thanks for the newsfeed.

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  11. @Helen
    Kamala spanked him, and not like Mother. And the fly! Oh Baby Jeebus that was fabulous.

    @TDM
    Those two are my pets!

    @Debra
    I looked at the list … not active duty military …not over 65 … and all those others and only vacation sounded good.

    @Just a dog
    I wished we’d had that one, because that’s the reason I voted early, to avoid crowds.

    @Six
    He’s gorgeous, yes!
    And yes, Carlos needs specific instructions.
    The Fly made my day!

    @Deedles
    I’d have skipped the ick to think of my big blond beautiful Viking doctor, but mine was a very nice mousy little woman … sigh!

    @MM
    Carlos kills me, in a good way!
    Amy? Scary. And Melanie calling anyone a hooker is the height of hilarity; she was just pissed that Stormy got into Vogue first!

    @AM
    We’re smalltown so we separate!
    I’m surprised the fly stayed so long, though on Twitter this morning, the Fly, who has its own account now, said Pence smelled like Old Spice and shit.

    @Mitchell
    I think you’re safe from us on the road!!

    @uptonking
    Most people in our time are very good about masks and social distancing and such …not that bitch. But I voted and that’s what counts. And Amy is scary about her handmaid days.

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  12. Well, Bobulah, the Viking was actually the technician. *SIGH*. My doctor is a little Asian dude who coughed into his arm before tackling my eye. At least we were both wearing masks.

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  13. You can't read upside down?

    Amy has some really crazy problems... in her head.

    The Loyals are Loyal.

    Vote Blue.

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  14. Great post! I am voting this weekend. Blue all the way.

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  15. @Deedle-ah
    A Viking tech? I'd take it.

    @Dave
    Amy's a disaster.

    @Michael
    Thanks, and GO VOTE!!!

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  16. Can we run Carlos for Senate?

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  17. And I'm sure the 'bachelor" is also 100% heterosexual.

    Yeah. Heterosexual.

    ROFLMAO!

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  18. @Travel
    Don't give him any ideas!

    @Voenix
    I'm keeping fingers crossed that he isn't!

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