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Okay, while most Carlos stories happen organically, I will be honest about how I kinda orchestrated this one … that happened while we were watching Saturday Night Live on Sunday morning, Adele as guest host though, sadly, not the musical guest; that went to H.E.R. When H.E.R. began to sing, Carlos said:

“Is that Adele? That’s not Adele.”

“It’s H.E.R.”

“It doesn’t sound like her.”

“Well, it is H.E.R.”

“Adele?”

“It’s H.E.R.”

“It doesn’t look like her.”

“Well, it is H.E.R.”

It went round and round like this for many minutes.

Tuxedo wants y’all to remember that _____ is such a master of deflecting who he is onto to his opponents.

What the what … in an interview with Religion News Service, Good Christian ______ says he no longer identifies as a Presbyterian and now sees himself as a non-denominational Christian.

This is a smooth plot to free him from attending services at a Presbyterian Church on holidays to appease his base. Now he can claim that he’s feeling his Christianity while he sits in the bunker, gorges on Big Macs,  snorts Adderall and watches Fox News.

I come from a family that has been Dodger supporters since way before I was born, and it was nice to see the Dodgers win the World Series this week for the first time since the late 80s.

What wasn’t nice was Dodgers third baseman Justin Turner, after being pulled from the game after testing positive for COVID-19, going onto the field after his team’s win, hugging players and at one point removing his mask for photos.

World Series of Stupid, Justin, World Series of Stupid.

One of these things is not like the other. Throughout _____’s presidency, many people have suggested that Melanie has a double who appears with _____ when the check to Original Recipe Melanie™ doesn’t clear. Some call her, Second Lady—even though, to be fair, Melanie is _____’s Third Lady, making the double Fourth Lady. I call her The Double.

I first saw The Double when ______ and Original Recipe Melanie™ ALLEGEDLY went to Alabama after those tornadoes, and people pointed out that this “Melanie” was shorter than Original Recipe Melanie™, and had enough facial differences to be noticeable. Oh, and she almost always wears sunglasses, so you don’t see the surgically altered eyes of Original Recipe Melanie™. Folks pointed out that Original Recipe Melanie™ has a Secret Service bodyguard who looks suspiciously like her, so maybe The Double is a Secret Service officer.

And that makes me wonder if this Secret Service agent, playing the role of Original Recipe Melanie™, gets hazard pay at the taxpayer’s expense. I also notice that The Double has no aversion to holding _____’s hand, while Original Recipe Melanie™ recoils at his touch.

Up there, left is Original Recipe Melanie™, while The Double appears to the right.

Good news out of Texas … after backlash from lawmakers and LGBTQ+ advocates, a state board voted to undo a rule change that would have allowed social workers to turn away clients who are LGBTQ+ or have a disability.

Seriously, The Gays and people with disabilities can’t be parents?

Not anymore; the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council voted unanimously to restore protections for LGBTQ and disabled clients to Texas social workers’ code of conduct.

Good. Common sense … in Texas.

More good LGBTQ+ news … the US State Department withdrew its appeal in Kiviti v. Pompeo and elected not to appeal Mize-Gregg v. Pompeo which challenged the citizenship of children born abroad to married gay, US citizen couples.

It’s looks like hot, tall, gay British actor Luke Evans and Rafa Olarra may have broken up in that newfangled way: Evans unfollowed Olarra on social media and photos of the couple vanished from Evans’ Instagram page.

I feel bad, but not bad enough to tell Luke that if he needs a hug … yeah, a “hug” … he can pop over to Smallville and knock on my door and I can make him feel better.

I’ll lock Carlos in the bathroom. Just sayin’.

In one the biggest lies ever told by the ______ Administration—which is saying a lot—the White House science office listed ending the COVID-19 pandemic as an accomplishment.

Yes, y’all. The pandemic is over … even though the very same day the US reported more than 83,000 new cases of COVID, and another 1,000 people died.

Doh! A federal judge ruled this week that _____ can be personally sued for defamation in connection with his denial, while in office, of a decades-old rape allegation. The judge also rejected Billy Barr’s Justice Department’s attempt to step into the case and defend _____, which means the lawsuit filed by E. Jean Carroll can move forward against _____ in his capacity as a private citizen.

Carroll has accused ______ of raping her in a department store dressing room in the 1990s, and claims he harmed her reputation when he denied the attack and branded her a liar.

We all know I like me some Hot Mens, and share many photos of them in various stages of dress and undress, but every so often, it’s just the face that makes me swoon … like actor Kingsley Ben-Adir who appeared in the anthology series, Soulmates … and actor Shamier Anderson who also appeared in Soulmates. Then we have older silver fox model Gregg Avedon, and younger hottie Hugo Acioli

Uh huh. Hot faces.